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Funny story: Rudy JulyOnEE and the Trumpet Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story

Rudy JulyOnEE and the Trumpet Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story

Donald Trumpet's new lawyer Rudy JulyOnee, Trumpet's new lawyer changed his story about Porn Star Stormy Night Daniels after a reversal of tweets of another version of JulyOnee's story earlier in the day, roughly 2 minutes ago. Which is to say this i...

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Funny story: Trump breaks free of his Russian programming. Issues brief statement.

Trump breaks free of his Russian programming. Issues brief statement.

The question of whether President Trump is some kind of Manchurian Candidate subject to Russian mind control has long been a subject of speculation among some Americans. Well Thursday night the whole country got their answer. Under hypnosis Preside...

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Funny story: Stormy says three-legged donkey involved

Stormy says three-legged donkey involved

Stormy Daniels has revealed Donald Trump brought a donkey to her Las Vegas hotel room 10 years ago for a fun threesome. "Man that was one ugly ass, and the critter didn't look too good neither 'coz he was missing one leg ya'll". Daniels continued, "Y...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Accidentally Buys a Thesaurus

Donald Trump Accidentally Buys a Thesaurus

CNN—President Trump, stopping off a Washington, D. C. Barnes and Noble for a pastry, saw a book in the bargain bin called a thesaurus and thought he’d buy it for Barron, who likes dinosaurs, especially sauropods. On driving back to the White Hous...

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Funny story: Donald Trump buys the White House

Donald Trump buys the White House

Signalling an expansion of his real estate empire, President Donald Trump this afternoon announced he has purchased the White House. "This is a very, very good deal, we're doing very well. Basically I used money we saved by cutting welfare to our...

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

It was announced over the White House loud speaker, that the president's Communication Director Hope Hicks was leaving her present position and would be replaced by Ms. Stormy Daniels. A two minute Melania scream was heard from the residence quar...

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels Named To Head Department of Veteran Affairs

Stormy Daniels Named To Head Department of Veteran Affairs

BILLINGSGATE POST: One day after porn star Stormy Daniels appeared on "60 Minutes" to provide intimate details of her alleged affair with Donald Trump at a celebrity golf tournament at Lake Tahoe in 2006, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee S...

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Funny story: Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...

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Funny story: Trump's Porn Star Stormy Daniels Explains History of Non-Disclosure Agreement

Trump's Porn Star Stormy Daniels Explains History of Non-Disclosure Agreement

Baton Rouge, LA Porn star Stormy Daniels talked about the non-disclosure agreement between her and Donald Trump. "At first, I of course didn't want anyone to know I had anything to do with Trump. I mean, look at him! He's an obese, orange, obscene...

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Funny story: Trump Tweets: Stormy Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

Trump Tweets: Stormy Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not wishing to add any additional ammunition to Stormy Daniel's claim that she had sex with The Donald at the Celebrity Golf Tournament at Lake Tahoe in 2006, Trump dismissed her by tweeting: "As much as I admire her for her...

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Funny story: Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

To gain a more substantial toehold in the United States, (as though deciding the last election hadn’t been sufficient) Vladimir Putin generously suggested, that if Trump wanted to remain his good pal, as a gesture of friendship, he would return Alask...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind the Trump-Kim Jong Un Meeting

The Truth Behind the Trump-Kim Jong Un Meeting

It's no coincidence that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un wants to meet U.S. Presisdent Trump, at the same time as a sex scandal has hit the White House. According to Un, "We not going to meet to talk wimpy peace! I going to meet American porn...

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Funny story: With a Little Help from Putίn

With a Little Help from Putίn

(With apologies to the Beatles, and with sympathy for Melania) What would you do if I screwed a porn star? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your eyes and I’ll tweet something wrong And I’ll try not to lie through my teeth. Oh, I get by with a little help from Putίn Mmm, I can lie with a little help from my friends Mmm, I’m going to try with a little help from Russians...

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Funny story: Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Washington, D.C. - In an 2011 interview, Stormy Daniels, a porn star who at that time claimed to be a former mistress of Donald Trump, described Trump's fear of sharks. Although Trump publicly acknowledges only a "professional" relationship with Dan...

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Funny story: I am Trump's Mistress

I am Trump's Mistress

Melania, I never meant for this to happen, but I confess to you now, you deserve to know the truth. I am Donald's mistress. I'm so sorry. Like you, I saw the opportunity and I took it. I regret this now, but Donald won't let us stop. I wish I could tell you my name. I hope there aren't some hicks out there who could figure it out. You may want to get out in the nick of time, just hai...

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Funny story: President Obama Surprised At The Resignation of Secretary of Sex Stormy Daniels

President Obama Surprised At The Resignation of Secretary of Sex Stormy Daniels

TWIN FALLS, Idaho - President Obama was speaking at a conference of The Idaho Amalgamated Potato Growers Guild when he was informed that the Secretary of the Department of Sex, Stormy Daniels had resigned her position. As soon as the conference en...

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Funny story: The President Names Porn Star Stormy Daniels Secretary of Sex

The President Names Porn Star Stormy Daniels Secretary of Sex

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Louisiana-born porn star Stormy Daniels has just been named by President Barack Obama to head up the newly-established Department of Sex. Miss Daniels, 30, will be the nation's first Secretary of Sex. In her role she will be res...

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