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Funny story: Harper Seven-Of-Nine?

Harper Seven-Of-Nine?

Los Angeles - Her uncanny facial resemblance to Borg family collective sportsman Bjorn has had tongues wagging for decades. And yesterday the Caeserian section birth of Victoria Beckham's daughter Harper Seven-of-Nine reignited conspiracy theories...

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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner Reveal Some Never Before Known Secrets About "Star Trek"

Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner Reveal Some Never Before Known Secrets About "Star Trek"

LOS ANGELES - Star Trek premiered on NBC back in 1966. It ran for three seasons and although it did not become a big hit in the ratings department it did attract a huge loyal fan following who refer to themselves as "Trekkies." Two of the main sta...

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Funny story: 'Galaxy Quest' moment as CERN boffins recreate Star Trek anti-matter warheads

'Galaxy Quest' moment as CERN boffins recreate Star Trek anti-matter warheads

Switzerland - Astrophysicists at Switzerland's CERN Institute have replicated anti-matter warheads first debuted on a Star Trek episode in 1966. A report on the Beeb TV news channel broadcast an excerpt on Monday night showing Captain Jim Kirk ord...

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Funny story: Starkers-trek II: The Wrath of Madame Strauss-Khan

Starkers-trek II: The Wrath of Madame Strauss-Khan

Paris - "Zees feelthy 'oneytrap!" is how Anne Sinclair - aka Mme Dominique Strauss-Khan - put it today as news of her spouse's naked hotel romp suddenly went viral. The IMF CEO is charged with gross sex acts including one of going 'where no man ha...

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Funny story: Pointy Ears Is Latest Plastic Surgery Craze; Star Trek's Mr. Spock Furious

Pointy Ears Is Latest Plastic Surgery Craze; Star Trek's Mr. Spock Furious

Step right up to the operating table and get your pointy ears. Yep, that's right. Forget about big boobs or a perfect nose. It's elf ears that people are demanding these days. Mr. Spock isn't happy about it. Not at all. "These folks are a...

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Funny story: "Star Trek 2011 Series Unrealistic" says NASA

"Star Trek 2011 Series Unrealistic" says NASA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After news emerged of a Star Trek reboot for 2011, set in 2115, NASA has decried the show over its episodic content. NASA has said that the Enterprise-G would not not be able to achieve Warp Factor 5 (roughly 200,000,000,000,000...

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Funny story: Star Trek Captain Loses Post After Lewd Video Shown

Star Trek Captain Loses Post After Lewd Video Shown

The motto of the USS Enterprise, the vessel whose 5-year mission "to boldly go where no man has gone before", seems to have been taken all too literally, after it was announced that NASA has relieved a US spaceship captain of his command over the pr...

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Funny story: Alien Marine Vessels Spotted off Corsican Coast Prompt 'Sea-Trek' Investigation

Alien Marine Vessels Spotted off Corsican Coast Prompt 'Sea-Trek' Investigation

Reports of sea-going vessels traveling at speeds of more than 150 knots off the coast of Corsica in the Mediterranean Sea have local officials and alien hunters alike staked out to see for themselves if the rumors are true. Traveling at unbelievab...

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Funny story: 'Resistance is futile!' US Cyber Consequences Unit CEO Scott Borg warns Assange

'Resistance is futile!' US Cyber Consequences Unit CEO Scott Borg warns Assange

Washington AC/DC - (Seven of Nine Eleven Mess): The US government's anti-hacking Tsar has warned about dangers of straying into American diplomacy's equivalent of the Delta Quadrant. "You will be assimilated, Mr Assange," Scott Borg said in a pres...

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Funny story: Did Sulu Have Boyfriend Aboard USS Enterprise?

Did Sulu Have Boyfriend Aboard USS Enterprise?

Actor George Takai has hinted that he had a boyfriend aboard the USS Enterprise but refuses to give out his name. Was Captain Kirk entirely a lady's man, Spock wearing a tutu on the holodeck or was Uhura a man or maybe a cadet in the bit parts?...

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Funny story: Royal Shakespeare Company to perform Star Trek

Royal Shakespeare Company to perform Star Trek

Patrick Stewart has convinced the Royal Shakespeare company to put on his play The Trouble with Borg Tribbles at the Globe Theatre. The play is loosely based on the Shakespearean play The Two Gentlemen of Verona. "I am relatively excited by this p...

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Funny story: Babylon 5 set for a shock return to the screens

Babylon 5 set for a shock return to the screens

Cult nineties sci-fi drama, Babylon-5: the poor man's Star Trek, the hungry man's Star Wars, the tired man's Battlestar Galactica, the bored man's V; is set to return to the small screen for the twenty-first century. When it was receiving it's fir...

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Funny story: Captains Janeway and Picard arrested following Absinth bender

Captains Janeway and Picard arrested following Absinth bender

Shock news within Starfleet this week as two of its most prominent captains have been slung in the brig overnight for getting up to all manner of nefarious shenanigans while on shore leave. It is well know to anyone who knows, that captaining a st...

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Funny story: Star Trek acolytes convert to Star Wars

Star Trek acolytes convert to Star Wars

Five Star Trek fans are to boldly go from the Church of Kirk and lead the defection of hundreds of Trekkers to the Forest Moon of Endor. The Lord High Wingnut of Danglebury, Dr Noonian T'pau, is expected to announce the resignations as local Feder...

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Funny story: Part 2 Jedi Knight Attack: Into the Ear Canal of Death

Part 2 Jedi Knight Attack: Into the Ear Canal of Death

Tattomein- "Go! Not go! Only to be in existence is a waste of space. Must follow to its' conclusion of logical" said Yoga to Luke and Leia Pissgum Skywalker as they fought their way into their starfighter suit and star fighter ship. "I think someone's gaining a few killipgrims in their posterior side," chided Luke as he struggled with the seat harness." "Oh shut up!" replied Leia as she pull...

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Funny story: Star Trek Fans Institutionalize their Own Church

Star Trek Fans Institutionalize their Own Church

Completing their registration and private corporation tax forms with the federal government, The Church of James T. Kirk and Latter Day Trekkers was officially formed yesterday, and is based in Inglewood, California. Thousands of late forties and...

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Funny story: Cowell to premiere Star Trek Tech

Cowell to premiere Star Trek Tech

Take two looks at tonight's live audience on ITV1's first X-Factor Live Finals and you might see a flicker of hope in their eyes. Its not surprising though as Simon Cowell unleashes a new type of audience on the finalists tonight, made up full of...

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