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Funny story: Obama's $787 Billion Economic Stimulus To Be Wired To Nigerian Accounts

Obama's $787 Billion Economic Stimulus To Be Wired To Nigerian Accounts

WASHINGTON (FMLIVEWIRE) -- The US Congress approved the $787 billion economic stimulus bill on Friday sought by the Obama administration, with the proviso that the money will first be wired to special Nigerian offshore accounts as recommended by seni...

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Funny story: Spamcycling

Spamcycling

For years we've just thrown it away. But have you ever stopped to think what harm discarded Spam emails could be doing to the environment? Well a new initiative by the government has decided to address the problem. They claim that with 95% of e-...

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Funny story: African Prince's genuine cries for help hindered by Spam email filters

African Prince's genuine cries for help hindered by Spam email filters

Prince Mike Okoye, former Chief accountant of National Oil Nigeria PLC has explained today the issues that he faced when his cries for help via email were blocked by various Spam email filters. "I was in a desperate situation and was ready to pay...

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Funny story: FCC Re-Designates Spam as CRAP

FCC Re-Designates Spam as CRAP

Washington DC: The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced today that Spam will now be re-designated as computer reproduced animal poop (CRAP). Spam is the abuse of electronic messaging systems to indiscriminately send unsolicited bulk mess...

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Funny story: Obama's Response to Dem Leaders Urging Immediate Stimulus Plan: Let 'em Eat Spam!

Obama's Response to Dem Leaders Urging Immediate Stimulus Plan: Let 'em Eat Spam!

Honolulu, Hawaii/ Gourmet Magazine - Nonplussed by escalating, frantic demands from his Congressional leaders to rush through an emergency stimulus package for his starving, unemployed constituents, "The Magic Negro", as he was dubbed by a liberal LA...

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Funny story: Area Man Left Millions by Previously Unknown Middle-Eastern Relative

Area Man Left Millions by Previously Unknown Middle-Eastern Relative

Kearney, NE - Local man Declan Sheehy related his good fortune to reporters Tuesday after a previously unknown relative left him $15,500,000 following their untimely demise. Speaking from the front of his now vacant 12th St. apartment Mr Sheehy,...

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Funny story: Asperspam Clogs Internet

Asperspam Clogs Internet

Cyberspace - A scourge of lame aspartame stories may the next big thing to plague Internet users. Recognized as virulent spam variant the stories by can be easily distinguished from subjects of interest by their unimaginative story line and repeated...

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Funny story: Newcastle in Nigerian 419 scammer buyout

Newcastle in Nigerian 419 scammer buyout

Reports today in the UK national press that a major consortium of Nigerian businessmen are in plans to takeover Newcastle United, were in fact part of a 419 scam, it was later revealed. Owner Mike Ashley had appointed London based Seymour Pierce t...

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Funny story: UK to declare war on Nigerian 419 scams

UK to declare war on Nigerian 419 scams

The United Kingdom is going to wage an all out war against Nigerian scammers, it said today. "We've had enough of the bastards, they are going down" Said Gordon Brown. "We've already bombed eight internet cafes in Lagos, and many more will foll...

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Funny story: Americans Battle Nigerians in Online War

Americans Battle Nigerians in Online War

June 30, 2008 - Sterling, VA Nigerian victims call on US authorities to take action on "innumerable international crimes committed by thousands of United States citizens", AP states. Dubbed "the American Lette...

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Funny story: Prime Minister presents first annual Spam Awards

Prime Minister presents first annual Spam Awards

In a glittering ceremony held at the Heathrow Ibis Hotel - bring your own wine - the Prime Minister presented the awards to the great, the bad and the downright disgusting at the first ever "Annual Spam Email Awards".

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Funny story: The story continues "Part two, enter jayjay the jam spam"

The story continues "Part two, enter jayjay the jam spam"

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.

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Funny story: Bush Announces Plan to Pay Off US Debt

Bush Announces Plan to Pay Off US Debt

American President George W. Bush today announced what he calls a "Comprehensive Plan" to pay off the nine trillion dollar US debt. Mr. Bush's plan relies on key funding in the amount of 9 trillion dollars which he says is being provided by a weal...

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Funny story: Nigerian oil minister can't give away $25,000,000 fortune

Nigerian oil minister can't give away $25,000,000 fortune

Thanks to spam and junk emailers, Menogo Chewbacci, son of the recently deceased Nigerian Minister for Oil, is said to now be suffering from high blood pressure and stress, and could even be forced into a coma as a result of the recent death of his u...

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Funny story: Spamers Go Bankrupt For Ron Paul

Spamers Go Bankrupt For Ron Paul

San Diego - Thursday morning, Ron Paul spammer, Orandu Jesse Simpson and eleven others apart of a Southern California meet up group, filed chapter eleven bankruptcy after funding entirely the January 20th "Money Bomb" for the Republican pre...

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Funny story: Man behind internet Spam Outbreak caught

Man behind internet Spam Outbreak caught

Computer users around the world have been tormented by his spam for years but it is only now possible to put a name to the person who is behind all those pointless emails.

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Funny story: FBI Apprehends Ron Paul Spam Trio

FBI Apprehends Ron Paul Spam Trio

In a what is hailed as a first in internet regulation, the FBI has apprehended three youths for the recent wave of spam criminally supporting the campaign of Ron Paul for President. Ron Paul, previously alleged to be negligibly complicit to the crime...

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