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Funny story: NASA Accused Of Tourism Scam

NASA Accused Of Tourism Scam

Space chiefs in Florida have been forced to deny that they conspire with the state's hoteliers and tourism trade to fleece unwary space nuts. It was claimed yesterday that the North American Space Administration (NASA) deliberately changes Shuttle...

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Funny story: Vulcanologists to arrive on tonight's delayed Space Shuttle

Vulcanologists to arrive on tonight's delayed Space Shuttle

The Space Shuttle Landing has been delayed until 10:23 am on 21 April 2010. Mission Control said that the delay was to allow a team of Vulcanologist, lead by Dr Spock, to transport themselves to Iceland as the Shuttle comes into orbit. A spokes...

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Funny story: Delinquent Astronauts Test Mission Control's Patience

Delinquent Astronauts Test Mission Control's Patience

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida - Continued delays in completing their daily chores prompted flight controllers to schedule an early bedtime for two troublemaking members of the space shuttle Discovery crew, who will not be allowed to stay up past 9 p.m. Fri...

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Funny story: NASA to extend shuttle service life

NASA to extend shuttle service life

NASA engineers announced yesterday that they were considering ways to extend the service life of the remaining shuttle fleet. They have sought suggestions from the public and several ideas may be tried. Pfizer Corporation has offered to provide...

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Funny story: iPhone communicates with shuttle

iPhone communicates with shuttle

Apple spokesman Chris Bones reveals new app that allows the user to communicate with Space Shuttle Astronauts. "You can use this feature to talk directly with Astronauts during a two hour window that has been arranged by NASA, this would allow yo...

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Funny story: Shuttle for sale on Ebay only 17.7 Million pounds with no engine

Shuttle for sale on Ebay only 17.7 Million pounds with no engine

The Space Shuttles Endeavour,Atlantis and discovery are up for sale on Ebay at 17.7 million pounds each the problem is that even if you have 17.7 million pounds NASA have taken the engines out and even if the engine was there the cost of fuel to get...

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Funny story: Shuttle Astronaut Makes Unauthorized Burger Run

Shuttle Astronaut Makes Unauthorized Burger Run

Bored and restless, Astronaut Randy Bresnik snuck out of the International Space Station and returned the shuttle to earth just so that he could go to Five Guys Burgers and Fries for a midnight snack. North American Aerospace Defense Command, bet...

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Funny story: New GPS on International Space Station Malfunctioning

New GPS on International Space Station Malfunctioning

A Space Shuttle mission by Discovery delivered a new Global Positioning Unit to the International Space Station this week. The new GPS unit, however, is not working. Instead of placing the station 26,000 miles above the earth in orbit, the new unit...

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Funny story: Astronauts put the "Final" touches on ISS "Space Porch"

Astronauts put the "Final" touches on ISS "Space Porch"

Earth Orbit - Astronauts aboard the International Space Station (ISS) could hardly wait to put the final touches of their new extended platform dubbed, the "space porch" by adding a fly screen, lawn chairs and BBQ grill. "It gives the ISS that homely...

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Funny story: NASA says "Endeavour" collided with Sen. Franken's ego

NASA says "Endeavour" collided with Sen. Franken's ego

Washington, D.C. - NASA confirmed that the object the space shuttle Endeavour collided with during its launch was in fact Senator Al Franken' ego. "We were two minutes into the launch and I was just about to power up the vehicle when the ship shutter...

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Funny story: Space shuttle lands on the Moon

Space shuttle lands on the Moon

The space shuttle has landed safely on the Moon, where it was diverted after stormy weather prevented it from landing in Florida. Officials had cancelled the planned landing at the Lewinsky Space Center, and rerouted it to the easier Moon one. 'It...

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Funny story: Rail Travel More Expensive Than Space Travel

Rail Travel More Expensive Than Space Travel

A parliamentary sub-committe today reported that mile per mile, rail travel in the UK was more expensive than space travel on the space shuttle, and a good deal less comfortable, whilst being infinitely more unreliable. The UK rail network, curren...

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Funny story: Space Station Runs Away From Space Shuttle

Space Station Runs Away From Space Shuttle

The ever elusive International Space Station has managed to stay a few steps ahead of the space shuttle Discovery, as the later tries to dock with the former. It's the kind of space romance you only read about, but now it's coming true. Space shut...

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Mission

Space Shuttle Mission

MARTINS AIR FORCE BASE, OHIO. - Space shuttle Endless and its seven Dwarfs safely returned to Earth on Sunday, taking a detour to Disney Land after birds shit on the main landing strip in Ohio. Endless wrapped up a 2-day trip that left the space s...

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Funny story: Space shuttle lands in Georgia

Space shuttle lands in Georgia

In dramatic events today, the NASA space shuttle Discovery landed in Tbilisi the capital of Georgia, the former Soviet republic. Space administrators in Houston Texas revealed that a fault in Discovery's radar navigation system lead to it confusi...

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Funny story: Space shuttle sends extensions to international space station

Space shuttle sends extensions to international space station

The NASA Space Shuttle took off earlier today to send important material to extend the size of the International Space Station. In what can be regarded as a first, the ISS will receive a further 20 units for astronaut accommodation as well as 2 S...

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Funny story: Not Another Silly Acronym

Not Another Silly Acronym

In a leaked memo from NASA it has been revealed that the acronym agency really does make up acronyms to fit words they have already come up with, even when the word does not seem to resemble any aspect of the resulting acronym. The "Medical Inform...

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