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Funny story: World's First Hard Sock Cafe To Open In Luton

World's First Hard Sock Cafe To Open In Luton

Luton businessman Dev Alahan has announced plans to open the world's first Hard Sock Cafe outlet on Watling Street, in Luton, Beds. One of Mr Alahan's business partners, Steve McDonald, reported that Mr Alahan - forever on the lookout for opportuniti...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Upset That He Forgot to Wear His Socks To Bed

Robert Pattinson Upset That He Forgot to Wear His Socks To Bed

Slamming his forehead with the palm of his hand, actor Robert Pattinson told reporters he had nothing to say this morning, maybe for the rest of the year. Ordinarily Pattinson is very polite to everyone but something apparently had happened to the...

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Funny story: OK I admit I am not UP WITH THE NEWS

OK I admit I am not UP WITH THE NEWS

Yes, I DO admit to not being able to keep up with the news as other Spoofers do. I tend to write whatever pops into my mind...which is often NOTHING. However, (if I may begin a sentence with such a word)...I have recently been reading stories about SOCKS. I do admit to NOT knowing where this topic originated....so I Googled it and here is what I got back: This article is about the int...

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Funny story: Sliced Socks? - What's That All About?

Sliced Socks? - What's That All About?

British hosiery designers and manufacturers are up in arms about rumours that sock manufacturing giant The Chinese National Sock Manufacturing Corporation are to introduce sliced socks to the world. "If this is true, it's going to be the biggest b...

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Funny story: Premier League To End Players "Running Their Socks Off"

Premier League To End Players "Running Their Socks Off"

Premier League and Football League officials are to take steps against the traditional practice of players "running their socks off." Particular attention was expected to be paid to the behaviour of the Arsenal and Birmingham sides today as they s...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby Villagers appalled by recent news of bare feet abounding - i.e. no socks

Isle of Wight News - Newby Villagers appalled by recent news of bare feet abounding - i.e. no socks

The villagers of Newby, Isle of Wight, are disgusted by the recent news from the mainland that people appear to be boycotting socks. In Newby, the only time socks are removed is when taking a bath or a shower. Also when they need washing themselv...

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Funny story: Why don't people DARN socks anymore? I still have all of my 'mushrooms'.

Why don't people DARN socks anymore? I still have all of my 'mushrooms'.

I don't know why people have stopped darning socks. I have a wonderful collection of 'darning mushrooms' of all shapes and sizes. Some darning mushrooms are for darning worn-out 'elbows' of favourite sweaters, others for sock heels, others for sock toes. Different sizes of mushrooms for different sizes of sweaters and socks. Some are quite 'flat' for darning other parts of sweaters and s...

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Funny story: China Leads The World In Sock Manufacturing

China Leads The World In Sock Manufacturing

China last week overtook South Korea in the field of sock manufacturing, and the word from Beijing is that China has no intention of taking its foot off the gas and slipping back to world sock manufacturer number two. A disappointed South Korean s...

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Funny story: Saturday Kitchen Chef "All In A Lather" Over Sockless Guest

Saturday Kitchen Chef "All In A Lather" Over Sockless Guest

TV chef James Martin was recovering today after losing his cool during his weekly show Saturday Kitchen. Although he managed to appear in control, he was constantly having to try to cool down as his guest, actress Amanda Burton, was not wearing so...

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Funny story: Gay Men Detest Pink Socks

Gay Men Detest Pink Socks

A gay man almost lost his temper this morning on Channel Six breakfast TV show 'Bacon And Eggs With Pauline McGlynn' when the Irish star of Father Ted asked him if he ever wears pink socks. Algernon Farquarse almost exploded as the former Mrs Doyl...

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Funny story: Cuban Missile Crisis: It Was About Socks, Papers Reveal

Cuban Missile Crisis: It Was About Socks, Papers Reveal

Paperes released this week reveal that one of the most dramatic moments of the Cold War was about socks. Since 1962, when US President John F Kennedy faced down Soviet chief Nikiti Kruschev, the world has believed that the issue was about the cons...

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Funny story: Cobblers To Socks! Shoemaker Outraged!

Cobblers To Socks! Shoemaker Outraged!

A Kendal based cobbler has expressed his extreme dissatisfaction at the way the internet - and particularly satirical websites - appear to be focusing disproportionately on socks. Siegfried Bassoon, of BassoonShoesIncLtd PLC.com.co.UK/nigeria.con...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Credited With Starting America's "No Socks" Fad

Selena Gomez Credited With Starting America's "No Socks" Fad

HOLLYWOOD - Young teen queen Selena Gomez is no stranger when it comes to starting teen trends, avant garde crazes, and fashion rages. The young singer from Grand Prairie, Texas has certainly become an innovational icon. She was the first to we...

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Funny story: "Where Are Smiley's Socks?" Expert Blasts Le Carre Archive

"Where Are Smiley's Socks?" Expert Blasts Le Carre Archive

A top socks expert has slammed the lack of sock-related material in the John Le Carre literary archive. Le Carre, famous for creating spymaster George Smiley, has donated his literary archive to Oxford University's Bodleian Library. The collect...

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Funny story: Jemima Khan Denies She Was Excluded From The Royal Wedding Because She Remarked That Kate Middleton Recently Wore Socks That Did Not Match

Jemima Khan Denies She Was Excluded From The Royal Wedding Because She Remarked That Kate Middleton Recently Wore Socks That Did Not Match

LONDON - British socialite, human rights activist, and journalist Jemima Khan has denied that the reason she was not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding on April 29, is because she recently told a reporter for Tickety Boo News that...

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Funny story: Lost Socks Found In Cosmic Anomaly

Lost Socks Found In Cosmic Anomaly

Boffins working with deep space telescopes searching for the origins of the universe have made an unexpected discovery - an eddy in the space-time continuum containing millions of socks! The atronomers believe the discovery solves the ages-old que...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Sam Ronson to do Movie Based on Old Weird Socks Adult Underground Comics

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Sam Ronson to do Movie Based on Old Weird Socks Adult Underground Comics

This morning it was announced that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton will appear in an updated movie based upon the old 1960's underground comic, "Weird Socks", that came out in the 1960's. The idea isn't new as Stephen King once did a trilogy movie...

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