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Funny story: MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years. "It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking. Why is the well-known group going against A...

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Funny story: The Philadelphia Eagles Defeat The Detroit Lions In The Blizzard Bowl

The Philadelphia Eagles Defeat The Detroit Lions In The Blizzard Bowl

PHILADELPHIA - For much of the game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Detroit Lions, Lincoln Financial Field disappeared underneath the tons of snow that began falling two hours before the start of the game. Someone asked if magician David B...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

HOLLYWOOD - The Disney animated musical Frozen is giving Hunger Games a run for its money. Frozen took in an amazing $90 million in just the first five days it was out. It has already become the #1 movie in Pocatello, Idaho; Apalachicola, Florida; Kalamazoo, Michigan; Lafayette, Louisiana; and Sheboyan, Wisconsin. Reports coming out of Europe are that Barcelona, Spain has had over $200,00...

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Funny story: Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The South American country of Argentina has been wanting to purchase a northern country in order to take advantage of the Winter season. Juan Jose Cantador, a spokesman for the Argentine government stated that they have d...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Begins Burning Snow After Massive Snowstorm

Massachusetts Begins Burning Snow After Massive Snowstorm

BOSTON, MA (AP) - Central Massachusetts liberals began the process of collecting and burning snow that was dumped on the state Saturday from an historic snowfall that dumped 2.7 inches of snow on Worcester and left most streets deserted except for sn...

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Funny story: Nemo Is America's Top Baby Boy Name

Nemo Is America's Top Baby Boy Name

CHICAGO - According to The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, the name Nemo has just surpassed the names Liam, Noah and Mason as the most popular new male baby name in the United States. Bagby B. Buckleybox, a rep...

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Funny story: East Coast Blizzard Snow To Be Shipped To Colorado

East Coast Blizzard Snow To Be Shipped To Colorado

NEW YORK CITY - The mayor of the Big Apple, Michael Bloomberg has just informed the news media that he has been in contact with several mayors of East Coast cities regarding the horrific blizzards. He spoke with the mayors of Philadelphia, Baltimo...

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Funny story: Snowmen spotted fighting in Newcastle

Snowmen spotted fighting in Newcastle

Tyneside police have issued a warning to Newcastle residents to stay in doors with news that Snowmen have taken to the streets en masse and have been seen in the process of hurling sticks at one another. "With the heavy snowfall in the area," said...

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Funny story: Big freeze warms up!

Big freeze warms up!

A sudden overnight attack by the "Big Freeze" has caused chaos all over Europe and the UK. Skidding vehicles, traffic jams, rail delays, snowmen and buckets and buckets of snow greeted Brits and Europeans attempting to get to work or bringing the kid...

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Funny story: Panic as bookies prepare to pay out for a White Easter

Panic as bookies prepare to pay out for a White Easter

For the first time in living memory, bookies in the south of England are preparing themselves to pay out for a White Easter. "Who knew?" said Falstaff Bier, a bookmaker from Romford. "We've been accepting bets on White Easter's for decades, and ne...

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Funny story: Yellow snow is tastier

Yellow snow is tastier

For years people have been warned not to eat yellow snow, the reasons for this were unclear to scientists at Swansea University for the Criminally Insane. In a blind taste test of plain, vanilla, white snow and yellow snow, the yellow snow was uni...

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Funny story: Driver survives afternoon buried in 'a bit of snow'

Driver survives afternoon buried in 'a bit of snow'

A man whose car became trapped underneath a little bit of snow was found disorientated and barely alive after a miraculous 2 HOURS. The 44-year-old office worker from Shrewsbury had only managed to survive on a Waitrose Cheese and pickle sandwich...

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Funny story: Snow? There's an app for that

Snow? There's an app for that

French applelet designer, Le App, have released a new app specifically for snow lovers everywhere: iGloo. "We don't get much snow here in California," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "So I've not been able to try this app out in the wild, so...

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Funny story: Councils urge the elderly to pay for snow removal

Councils urge the elderly to pay for snow removal

After the weekend's heavy snowfalls claimed the lives of five elderly residents in the UK, councils are urging their elderly relatives to pay for snow clearing rather than attempt it themselves. "Snow is quite heavy," said councillor, Rob Roberts...

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Funny story: Met office backs down- Snow melted

Met office backs down- Snow melted

The Met office today reversed their earlier statement regarding the massive amounts of snow forecast for the UK stating today. "Its just a light dusting" The statement angered thousands of pensioners across the UK who were preparing to freeze to deat...

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Funny story: BBC And Met Office Sued As Local Man Freezes Wossnames Off

BBC And Met Office Sued As Local Man Freezes Wossnames Off

A local man is threatening to sue the Meteorological Office and the BBC over the accuracy of their weather forecasts. His action follows the heavy snowfalls that hit much of the country this weekend. Mr Benjamin Disraeli, 48, of Alamein Terrace...

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Funny story: Problems Caused by the Severe Weather in Nottingham

Problems Caused by the Severe Weather in Nottingham

Problems caused by the severe weather in Nottingham. * People having difficulties accessing the shops in the City Centre: This is having a serious effect on the economy for retailers and Big Issue sellers in Nottingham's City Centre. "Luckily 25% of them are already closed down and abandoned anyway!" * Police Stations getting snowed in: Making the enforcement of the law and protection of...

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