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Funny story: Britain Bestrides the World - In Slacks

Britain Bestrides the World - In Slacks

The nation consoled itself today in the face of mounting sporting setbacks by proudly acknowledging the one area of sport where British dominance is unchecked. Recent evidence that the nations footballers, tennis players, rugby players, track athl...

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Funny story: Ted Lowe Obituary

Ted Lowe Obituary

There was a hush all around the Crucible before the Embassy World Snooker Championships Final this evening when it was announced that 90-year-old veteran commentator Ted Lowe had snuffed it. Lowe, who had been the BBC commentator at all major snoo...

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Funny story: Michaela Tabb - now there's a woman referee with balls of steel!

Michaela Tabb - now there's a woman referee with balls of steel!

The Crucible, Sheffield - (Pot Black): It's probably the nation's toughest male-dominated sport and Michaela Tabb is its undisputed queen. Her meteoric rise from women's eight-ball pool champ to refereeing the 2009 World Snooker Championship final...

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Funny story: Snooker Stars? Come Off It, Says Expert

Snooker Stars? Come Off It, Says Expert

Claims that two newly-discovered stars resemble a game of snooker have been rubbished by an expert on the game of the green beize. Astro-boffins at Warwick and Sheffield Universities were instrumental in spotting the system in which a red dwarf a...

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Funny story: Ad Memorium Alex Higgins. The Alex Higgins Trust

Ad Memorium Alex Higgins. The Alex Higgins Trust

He wanted to make a difference and and a difference he certainly made. Then he got drunk and head-butted a ref. The star of Snooker who only recently surely died has been remembered by the formation of the Alex Higgins Trust, a charity that suppo...

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Funny story: Snooker: World's Dullest Sport

Snooker: World's Dullest Sport

On the day when Ronnie O'Sullivan hit his tenth maximum 147 break, the game of Snooker has officially been voted as the most boring spectator sport in the world. This announcement comes just days after former World Champion Steve Davis was nominated...

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Funny story: Hurricane Higgins Cleared of Snooker Match Fixing Due to His Being Dead

Hurricane Higgins Cleared of Snooker Match Fixing Due to His Being Dead

Alex 'Hurricane' Higgins was yesterday found to be innocent of match-fixing allegations after it transpired that he was in fact deceased at the time. Higgins, who chose not to appear in court, had always previously maintained his innocence but su...

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Funny story: Alex Higgins Funeral In Pictures

Alex Higgins Funeral In Pictures

Belfast today said "goodbye" to one of its favourite sons, the brilliant former World Champion snooker player, Alex 'Hurricane' Higgins, who recently lost his battle with throat cancer and died at the age of 61. Oh, by the way, before I go any fur...

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Funny story: Alex Higgins Funeral Latest

Alex Higgins Funeral Latest

The solemn funeral of former World Champion snooker player Alex Higgins has taken place in his home city of Belfast, with thousands of mourners gathering to say a last "goodbye" to the star. Past and present stars of the game, including Stephen H...

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Funny story: New Tory MP Conor Burns Admits "I Like Seeing Men Play With Balls"

New Tory MP Conor Burns Admits "I Like Seeing Men Play With Balls"

Conor Burns, the new Conservative MP for Bournemouth West, has admitted that he likes nothing better than to watch men play with their balls. The news is certain to shock people in Bournemouth and Poole. Burns said "Yes, it's true. I love to see a...

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Funny story: Graham Dott loses snooker final after falling asleep

Graham Dott loses snooker final after falling asleep

Snooker hotshot Graham Dott handed last nights epic World snooker final to Neil Robertson after falling asleep at what experts could only describe as "way past his bedtime". The final took an exciting twist when TV cameras picked up Dott's eyes start...

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Funny story: Snooker player admits to throwing the UK General Election

Snooker player admits to throwing the UK General Election

The world of snooker has taken another blow today as snooker player Chuck McCue has admitted to receiving significant amounts of money to throw the upcoming General Election. It had been somewhat of a surprise when Gordon Brown hired the snooker p...

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Funny story: Russian Mafia deny any links to John Higgins

Russian Mafia deny any links to John Higgins

In a surprising move, the Russian mafia have publicly denied any dealings with snooker star John Higgins. The announcement made by the organisation's spokesman Yuri "The Butcher" Lamentkanov, follows recent allegations that Higgins had agreed to t...

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Funny story: John Higgins reveals terrifying truth

John Higgins reveals terrifying truth

World Champion Snooker player John Higgins has tonight revealed the terrifying truth behind the most shocking scandal to rock his profession ever. He reveals it started in the Russian City of Kiev. He was in a nightclub with his manager when a be...

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Funny story: Snooker star doesn't take a bribe scandal

Snooker star doesn't take a bribe scandal

The sport where every other player quite happily throws a game for a large pile of cash has been rocked by the news today of an unnamed star admitting to never having taken a bribe throughout his career. The snooker star at the centre of the serio...

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Funny story: Snooker player suspended for fixing matches

Snooker player suspended for fixing matches

A snooker player, has been suspended for allegations of fixing snooker matches. These allegations stem from reports that the player was seen messing with his balls in an important match recently, which he subsequently lost. Later he was seen b...

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Funny story: Snooker World Rocked

Snooker World Rocked

The snooker world was shocked yesterday when Dutch referee Jan Verhaas, who had been in charge of the semi-final between Graeme Dott and Mark Selby suddenly screamed, "Why's that waiter holding a stick? Where am I? Who are all these people? Why's tha...

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