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Funny story: Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

WABASHA, MN-Brett Konsky, 46, went to bed Saturday night thinking everything in his comfortable, if not boring life was going along rather uneventfully. That all changed early Sunday morning when Brett awoke to find he had no feeling at all in hi...

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Funny story: Jeans influence how much sleep you need

Jeans influence how much sleep you need

A study of 15 people found that those wearing baggy jeans slept much longer than the normal average of 8 hours. And those wearing 'severely-distressed' jeans reported fewer hours of sleep - mainly because of the draughts. Researchers planned to su...

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Funny story: Inquest may ask if a 'somnipathic disorder' saw Gary Speed sleepwalk his way to RIP

Inquest may ask if a 'somnipathic disorder' saw Gary Speed sleepwalk his way to RIP

Warrington - It's been opened and adjourned in a blaze of publicity as behind-the-scenes forensics battle to piece together the Welsh footie manager's last known state of mind. "It could be a complication of parasomnia what did it," sleep disorder...

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Funny story: BTN Announces Fall Line Up

BTN Announces Fall Line Up

New York - Phillip Brewer, owner of the surprisingly popular Boring Television Network (BTN), has announced changes to the upcoming fall line up. Network executives have determined Sewing Machine Wars as too exciting for the network everyone reli...

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Funny story: Sunday Driver Oversleeps

Sunday Driver Oversleeps

Delbert Gilbert O'Sullivan, a Sunday Driver from Muck on the Water, near London has revealed that his weekly drive in his Austen Allegro G reg had to be put on hold this week, as he over slept for four hours. 'It is not normally like me' said Mr G...

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Funny story: Long Suffering Wife Of Local Man Wakes Herself Up Snoring Ahead Of Haye v Klitschko Fight

Long Suffering Wife Of Local Man Wakes Herself Up Snoring Ahead Of Haye v Klitschko Fight

Local woman, Anne Shuttlecock, woke herself up tonight waiting for the David Haye v Wladimir Klitschko World Heavyweight Championship fight, which was being beamed live via satellite from Hamburg, Germany. Insiders say that Anne Shuttlecock fell i...

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Funny story: New Sleep Product Helps the US Economy

New Sleep Product Helps the US Economy

Union City NJ: The Prometheus Pharmaceutical Company (PPC) announced today that a breakthrough in sleep medication had occurred. A new sleep product, fortified with vitamins, will soon be on the over-the-counter market. PPC's lead project research...

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Funny story: After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says "I Feel Your Pain"

After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says "I Feel Your Pain"

Queen Elizabeth II was shown on television sets around the world taking a short nap during the royal wedding of her grandson Prince William to Kate Middleton. While this may be explained away due to advancing age and a really boring ceremony, it was...

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Funny story: White House Finally Admits Joe Biden Missed His Nap Time Last Week

White House Finally Admits Joe Biden Missed His Nap Time Last Week

Vice President Joe Biden has been catching flack in the media for falling asleep in public during a presidential address last week. In a press release, White House spokesman David Kronauer admitted that the V.P. was only nodding off because "he misse...

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Funny story: Song: "Snoooooozzzzze"

Song: "Snoooooozzzzze"

I like writing songs. So what? Sue me Universal Music. "Snooooozzzze" I wish you had a volume button, I'd like to turn you down, Before you turn me off, You snooze, you lose, You snore, I lose, Out On my sleeeeep Shut up! Shut up shut up! Your nose is a lawnmower's motor, Shut up! Shutupshutup! Please stop snoring, It's really annoying. What the hell is up with you? I'm fi...

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Funny story: VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!

VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!

Vice President Joe Biden, often accused of being asleep at the switch himself , said there was no excuse for the recent spate of potentially dangerous incidents of Airport Controllers leaving their panels for a snooze or a quickie and blamed Ronald R...

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Funny story: Revolutionary weightloss program requires no calorie counting or exercise

Revolutionary weightloss program requires no calorie counting or exercise

A revolutionary new diet has been revealed by the Science Department at Weightlookers that allows people to burn extra calories without increasing their exercise amount. Crucially, this diet works better the more that you weigh. "We call it the Aw...

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Funny story: SLEEP Legislation: Congress eliminates Medicare & Social Security for seniors

SLEEP Legislation: Congress eliminates Medicare & Social Security for seniors

The Republican controlled congress proposed legislation yesterday to eliminate Medicare and social security for seniors. SLEEP is an acronym for: Seniors Loving Everlasting & Eternal Peace. The legislation passed unanimously among Republican hous...

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Funny story: Man Thinks He Slept His Life Away in Elaborate Practical Joke

Man Thinks He Slept His Life Away in Elaborate Practical Joke

WINTERHAVEN, FL - Imagine you fall asleep and wake up much later in the...century! That's exactly what a man went through recently when he awoke from what he thought was a forty-year slumber. His name is Freddy Cronk, but you can call him Rip Van Winkle. And he has the beard to prove it, at least until the glue wears off. Just listen to him tell the whole story the way only he could. "I woke...

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Funny story: Teenagers To Be Taught To Sleep

Teenagers To Be Taught To Sleep

Despite the collective tightening of belts that is taking place the length and breadth of the country, resources are to be pumped into teaching youngsters how to get enough sleep. The Children's Commissioner Professor Al Aynsley-Green is very conc...

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Funny story: Sleep Number Sidewalks for Homeless among Republican Earmark Requests

Sleep Number Sidewalks for Homeless among Republican Earmark Requests

Currently in the Senate there is somewhat of a catch 22 occurring. While before the recent elections and before the tax deal was struck with President Obama, the Republicans saw nothing wrong with continuing their practice of asking for as many earma...

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Funny story: Cure for tiredness

Cure for tiredness

In an attempt to win the igNoble prize for medicine, a team of researchers in Luton have finally found a true scientific cure for tiredness. Plenty of people know about drinking ten cans of Red Bull, three double espressos and forcing a Boost bar...

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