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Funny story: "Shoot an M16, help remove Gabrielle Giffords from office": Spokesman for campaign rival sees "no connection" to Saturday's shooting

"Shoot an M16, help remove Gabrielle Giffords from office": Spokesman for campaign rival sees "no connection" to Saturday's shooting

Tucson, AZ - In the wake of the shooting of Arizona Representative Gabrielle Giffords, in which six people were killed and 13 others were injured, a spokesman for Giffords' Republican opponent dismissed claims that the 2010 campaign's heated rhetoric...

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Funny story: Lousy Right-Wingers Mistake Shooting as 'Sign from Lord'

Lousy Right-Wingers Mistake Shooting as 'Sign from Lord'

TUSCON, AZ - After one child was killed and Democrat Gabrielle Giffords was hospitalised during a shooting, many conservatives are saying it is a sign from God. "Lookie here," said one, "I was doing my sister when I heard the good news! First this...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Thinks Aide is Moose and Squirrel , Shoots Him in Face

Sarah Palin Thinks Aide is Moose and Squirrel , Shoots Him in Face

While filming her new hit show Alaska, Sarah Palin accidental shot her Personal Aide of two years, in the face. It all happened when Sarah and the filming crew were out in the Alaskan tundra. Sarah wanted to bag a Moose, or Squirrel, either way...

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Funny story: "Incoming, F--kers!" Shots Fired into Mexico By U.S. Border Patrol Agents

"Incoming, F--kers!" Shots Fired into Mexico By U.S. Border Patrol Agents

U.S. Border Patrol agents fired gunshots into Mexico over the weekend, just to remind them who has the big, swinging d-ck in North America, using an attack during a marijuana seizure in Mission, Texas, as an excuse. "Nuestros agentes recibieron di...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics threatened by British Gun laws

London 2012 Olympics threatened by British Gun laws

David Cameron has said that he will not be altering the British gun laws ahead of the 2012 Olympics in London. The gun laws outlaw the firing of any kind of firearm other the shotguns on grouse hunts, and prohibit the importing of guns into the count...

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Funny story: Florida Shooting By Stanislavski "Method"

Florida Shooting By Stanislavski "Method"

A Florida pensioner who accidentally shot his wife was actually practising method acting, it emerged today. Arnold Morris, 77 and his wife Patricia, 72, were rehearsing what to do in the event they were mugged at their Cocoa Beach home, when he sh...

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Funny story: Colombian Chicken Farmer Shoots Off Same Leg Twice By Mistake

Colombian Chicken Farmer Shoots Off Same Leg Twice By Mistake

Papa Gonzales, a Colombian chicken farmer, has shot off the same leg twice within the space of three weeks by mistake. According to his son Junior, who was watching from a hole in their shack, says his father was chasing a lone chicken around the...

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Funny story: BP Designates 'Live Fire Zone' Along Gulf Shoreline; Vows to Shoot Whiney Protesters on Sight

BP Designates 'Live Fire Zone' Along Gulf Shoreline; Vows to Shoot Whiney Protesters on Sight

BP has designated the surrounding Gulf shorelines near their spewing oil disaster as a ''live firing zone'' in a warning to protesters, members of the press and local residents. Mercenaries and low management unrolled razor wire across roads lead...

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Funny story: Tactical Voter Shoots Himself In Polling Station

Tactical Voter Shoots Himself In Polling Station

The first casualty of the UK 2010 General Election was reported just moments after polling stations opened, when Bolton man Krystov Kowalski, a construction worker, shot himself in the kneecap with a nail gun as he attempted to lodge a tactical vote.

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Funny story: Professor Shoots Colleagues - Gains New Freedoms For Academics

Professor Shoots Colleagues - Gains New Freedoms For Academics

Ivory tower intellectualists everywhere have taken note of the new level of entitlement achieved by a university professor. Used to having great perks attached to their jobs, she has definitely raised the bar of academic entitlement beyond anyone's e...

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Funny story: Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

ANAHEIM, CA - On January 2, 2009, a three-year-old boy shot his father, an LAPD officer, with a service revolver. The shooting occurred in the family's pickup truck at a traffic stop in Anaheim. Investigators are still trying to determine how the chi...

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Funny story: Plainclothes Officer Unleashes Wrath, Guns Down 23 Snowmen

Plainclothes Officer Unleashes Wrath, Guns Down 23 Snowmen

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Twenty-three snowmen and a lifesize plastic Santa Claus are in critical condition this Monday after an off-duty, plainclothes officer shot up a Washington, D.C. area community snowball fight, said authorities. The 28-year-old of...

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Funny story: BNP reintroduces Spitfires to shoot down their opponents, only problem is there are no pilots left to fly them!

BNP reintroduces Spitfires to shoot down their opponents, only problem is there are no pilots left to fly them!

"We at the BNP will use all possible methods to win the election even if it means reintroducing the Spitfires" screamed Nick Griffin in good old Jackboot style and was promptly marched off of the stage at a recent BNP party conference! Members of...

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Funny story: HR Director slowly losing it

HR Director slowly losing it

Lincoln, Nebraska - At L&N Collections Services facility for the Midwest Region, Janet Olsen has spent the past 47 days in her nine plus year career dwelling upon how satisfying it would be to kill her fellow workers. News of her upcoming 10th an...

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Funny story: Hip Hop Star Shot Dead After Concert

Hip Hop Star Shot Dead After Concert

Texas hip hop superstar Mac Daddy Oswald was shot to death backstage following a concert in Vatican City yesterday. Rival hip hop artist Bling Dawg Ruby was immediately arrested by the Pope's security force, the Swiss Guard. The shooting is th...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Shoots Dick Cheney In the Face

George W. Bush Shoots Dick Cheney In the Face

AUSTIN, TX - Former Vice President Dick Cheney is in critical condition after being shot in the face by former President Bush at the latter's Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, TX. According to witnesses, Bush saw a squirrel foraging at the base of...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus In High School Shooter Wipe Out

Miley Cyrus In High School Shooter Wipe Out

Teen idol Miley Cyrus today became the unwitting victim of a High School shooter during a PR visit to Drunckenpratz High School in One-eye Kentucky Things were by all accounts going smoothly until the arrival of disenfranchised former student Howa...

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