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Funny story: Welsh footballer gets superinjunction against sheep

Welsh footballer gets superinjunction against sheep

A low profile Welsh footballer has secured a superinjunction against a sheep. The red faced Baadiff ace is determined to buy his anonymity on the basis that he is 'married 'to another sheep. But rumours are rife down in the valleys and on the...

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Funny story: White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi...

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Funny story: Everything to be described as "pre" this and "pre" that

Everything to be described as "pre" this and "pre" that

In an effort to simplify things for the hard of thinking, the electronics industry, in particular establishments such as Game, Cash Generator, Nintendo, Apple and Currys, already well known for their thoroughly enticing and vomit-inducing "pre-order"...

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Funny story: Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Police were desperately trying to get Wolverhampton city centre moving again ths afternoon after it was gridlocked by herds of sheep. The bleating woolly-backs blocked all the main routes into and out of the centre and proved extremely difficult t...

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Funny story: Lamb in Wheelie Bin

Lamb in Wheelie Bin

A copycat incident has occurred in Manchester where, following Mary Bale's disposal of a cat in a wheelie bin, a lamb one month old has been found bleating in a wheelie bin. The RSPCA have taken care of the animal, named Freddie, which is having a...

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Funny story: Sheep Saves Farmer's Wardrobe

Sheep Saves Farmer's Wardrobe

There was a heartwarming story today from the village of Snuffington near Leeds where Farmer, Jasper Hollyoaks, 57 avoided a potential wardrobe disaster. Reporter Emma Dale explained how the story unfolded. 'Jasper asked Wooly, one of his main...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs - Arise, Sir Giggsy

Ryan Giggs - Arise, Sir Giggsy

Popular Manchester United veteran Ryan Giggs could be in for a knighthood if an MP gets his way. Manchester Central MP, Tony Lloyd, tabled an early-day motion in the Commons asking for backing. According to Mr Lloyd, Giggs' little-known researc...

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Funny story: Shock News About Welsh Sheep

Shock News About Welsh Sheep

After 10 years of intensive research, scientists at Cambridge University have discovered that sheep are not nearly as stupid as previously believed. "The public's perception may have always been that these animals are inherently dumb, but our stud...

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Funny story: Knitting - there is no easy way

Knitting - there is no easy way

A government think-tank comprising of esteemed scientists, mathematicians, statisticians and four elderly ladies, yesterday concluded that there is no easy way to approach the almost forgotten art of knitting. "Knitting is an incredibly complex pr...

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Funny story: From the dreams of Androids

From the dreams of Androids

West Country farmers proudly showed off their first batches of electric sheep, at the Bath and Wells Agricultural Festival this week. These 'metal moutons' were bred as part of a project run by Bio-Perversity Ltd. These creatures actually look exa...

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Funny story: Apple recall the Counting Sheep App

Apple recall the Counting Sheep App

Apple Computer Labs have been forced to recall the Counting Sheep App after it was revealed that both modes had problems. The Applelet designed to help insomniacs fall asleep is first charged with sheep, which it then replays to help the potential...

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Funny story: Mary could have had a Gay lamb! Strewth 1500 animal species on "outed" Gay list

Mary could have had a Gay lamb! Strewth 1500 animal species on "outed" Gay list

New research suggests that animals can be gay too, which would defy Darwin's theory that the sexual impulses of animals are designed to cause reproduction and are therefore necessarily heterosexual. The research, conducted on an Albatross colony i...

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Funny story: Ovine Love

Ovine Love

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer. "So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midla...

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Funny story: UK Sheep Wars

UK Sheep Wars

Farmers in the UK have been put on high alert after a week of cattle and sheep mutilations across mainland UK. Farmers have been telling of bright lights orange spheres and humanoid creatures threatening there lives and livestock. I spoke To One...

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Funny story: Face of Christ on a Sheeps Backside

Face of Christ on a Sheeps Backside

Ballygobackwards Co Clare. - The sleepy village of Ballygobackwards woke this morning to the glare of the media. Television crews and journalists descended on the little Irish village. The reason for all this attention was the reported vision of C...

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Funny story: The trouble with Scotland is it's full of sheep

The trouble with Scotland is it's full of sheep

Scottish Nationalist James Douglas has completed an investigation into the highland clearances which was one of the worst periods in Scotland's history when hundreds of thousands of Scots were kicked off their land and sent overseas to America, Canad...

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Funny story: Dead sheep wheeled into Supermarket

Dead sheep wheeled into Supermarket

The RSPCA today hit out at youths who put a dead sheep into a shopping trolley and wheeled it into a Tesainsda store in south-east London. Staff at the store have named the animal 'Tesainsda's Finest Best Lamb Chops', and it is thought to have been r...

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