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Funny story: Egypt offer all-in shark attack package holidays "dead" cheap!

Egypt offer all-in shark attack package holidays "dead" cheap!

Thousands of thrill-seeking extreme surfers and stupid tourists are packing their surf boards, suitcases, buckets and spades and are heading towards Egypt. Sharks have been attacking people there with impunity and the Egyptian Tourist Board are ex...

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Funny story: Jaws enters British waters!

Jaws enters British waters!

The great white shark better known as Jaws has definitely entered British waters, scary! Unknown before, Jaws that majestic beast who loves a surf board, piece of leg or the 'full monty' has been seen swimming off the coast of Britain looking very...

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Funny story: Shark Attack on Bondi Beach leaves many injured

Shark Attack on Bondi Beach leaves many injured

Emergency services are dealing with the aftermath of an attack by Great White sharks on the world famous Bondi Beach, in Sydney, Australia yesterday. The incident left 13 people needing hospital treatment, with 26 others described by paramedics as "w...

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Funny story: Surfer attacks shark

Surfer attacks shark

A shark has suffered emotional distress and a blunt force trauma to the spiracle after being attacked by a surfer off the coast of Australia, despite attempts from other marine life to stop the attack. 'I was just going about my business in my own...

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Funny story: Shark Found In Kid's Paddling Pool

Shark Found In Kid's Paddling Pool

Parents and carers were warned today to check their childrens pools after a Great White Shark was found swimming in the paddling pool of a family in Surrey. Mr and Mrs Findus, said their four year old daughter, Marina, was splashing about in the...

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Funny story: Great White Sharks Tag Massachusetts Marine Fisheries Workers

Great White Sharks Tag Massachusetts Marine Fisheries Workers

CAPE COD, MA - The Massachusetts Division of Marine Fisheries has been tagged by two great white sharks off Cape Cod, state officials said Sunday. Friday evening's event marked the first time a great white shark has successfully tagged a human in...

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Funny story: White Sharks Gather off Cape Cod on Rumours Kennedy to Be Buried at Sea!

White Sharks Gather off Cape Cod on Rumours Kennedy to Be Buried at Sea!

Chatham,Ma/ Woods Hole Oceanographic News - In a final lifting of his middle finger to the constituents that paid his way for over 55 years, deceased Senator Edward M. Kennedy had one parting shot to ruin labor day for millions on Cape Cod. Report...

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Funny story: Race Swimmers Thrash Like The Clappers As Sharks Close In

Race Swimmers Thrash Like The Clappers As Sharks Close In

Sydney Australia - Competitors in a long distance swimming race were prompted to several 'Personal Bests', not by the exhortations of their trainers, but by several sharks closing in on them. There have been a number of reported shark attacks this...

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Funny story: Second Shark Experiences Virgin Birth - Palin's Future Son-in-law Suspected!

Second Shark Experiences Virgin Birth - Palin's Future Son-in-law Suspected!

Omaha, Nebraska was the site of the first known Shark pathenogenesis or virgin birth. There a hammerhead female who had never been in a tank with a male in her life (or so she said...) Now another miracle birth has occurred in Virginia. An Atlantic B...

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Funny story: Virgin Birth Confirmed: DNA Testing

Virgin Birth Confirmed: DNA Testing

Virgin birth has been confirmed. Scientists in Virginia used DNA testing to establish that a female managed to carry a fetus without any exposure to males. The pregnant female, known by the code name Tidbit, died under routine circumstances, and a...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda trained Sharks strike again!

Al-Qaeda trained Sharks strike again!

Washington, DC - For the first time in its history, the U.S. State Department has just issued a travel advisory warning Americans not to swim along all domestic and international seashores, ocean coastlines or excessively salty inland estuaries.

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Funny story: Roy Scheider Dies In Frenzied Shark Attack

Roy Scheider Dies In Frenzied Shark Attack

Roy Scheider, the Oscar-nominated actor, has died after being involved in a frenzied shark attack, it has been rumoured. He was 75.

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Funny story: Shark Horror - Fish Mutilated by Extremist Fishermen

Shark Horror - Fish Mutilated by Extremist Fishermen

Extremist fisherman are today reported to have horrifically mutilated a rare Mako shark today by slicing off its head mid-ocean. Australian Gold Coast activists were today said to be appalled at the act of violence carried out on the most peaceful sp...

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Funny story: Theme park reinstates shark fin soup on menu

Theme park reinstates shark fin soup on menu

(Hong Kong, China) Bowing under pressure from Chinese tourists, the newest Asian theme park has reneged on a deal with animal rights advocates and reinstated shark fin soup on its dining menus.

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Funny story: Jaws Takes Bite Out Of Crime

Jaws Takes Bite Out Of Crime

A massive drug deal was hindered yesterday by none other than a great white shark.

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Funny story: iShark found off the coast of Yorkshire

iShark found off the coast of Yorkshire

Following the sighting of a "Great White" shark off the coast of Cornwall a new species of shark was discovered by scientists off the Yorkshire Coast near Bridlington.

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Funny story: Great White Loan Shark spotted off Cornwall

Great White Loan Shark spotted off Cornwall

Lands End, Cornwall - (Ass mess): Cornwall residents are said to be terrified at the second confirmed sighting today of a Great WHite Loan Shark seen basking in the balmy waters off Mousehole this weekend.

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