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Funny story: Chicharito Upset That "Promiscuously Suggestive" Photos of Girlfriend Shakira Have Shown Up On The Internet

Chicharito Upset That "Promiscuously Suggestive" Photos of Girlfriend Shakira Have Shown Up On The Internet

MANCHESTER, England - The star footballer with the Manchester United Red Devils, Chicharito is reportedly upset that photos of his girlfriend Shakira dressed in a swimsuit made out of dental floss have appeared on several sites on the Internet. Ch...

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Funny story: Chicharito's Girlfriend Shakira Bares It All As A Goodwill Gesture of Peace And Harmony Between Colombia and England

Chicharito's Girlfriend Shakira Bares It All As A Goodwill Gesture of Peace And Harmony Between Colombia and England

MANCHESTER - The Colombian belly dancing firecracker Shakira and the Mexican Manchester United footballer Chicharito are celebrating their first month anniversary. Shakira, whose hips have been clocked at 124 miles per hour, told a reporter for Ta...

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Funny story: Manchester United Defeats Southampton 2-1 On Chicharito's Goal Which He Dedicated To Girlfriend Shakira

Manchester United Defeats Southampton 2-1 On Chicharito's Goal Which He Dedicated To Girlfriend Shakira

SOUTHHAMPTON, England - Manchester United's Javier Hernandez Balcazar, aka Chircharito scored the come-from-behind goal to help the Red Devils defeat the Southampton Saints 2-1 before a crowd of close to 29,000 fans. After the game Javier told BBC...

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Funny story: Shakira's 2011 Nude Calendar Is Selling Like Colombian Hot Cakes!

Shakira's 2011 Nude Calendar Is Selling Like Colombian Hot Cakes!

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The Colombian firecracker Shakira had just finished performing before a sell out crowd at Green Bays' Box of Snow Balls Auditorium when she received the good news. She was informed by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Papaya Ruckusgar...

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Funny story: Shakira Dumps Boyfriend of 11 Years And Takes Up With Manchester United's Chicharito

Shakira Dumps Boyfriend of 11 Years And Takes Up With Manchester United's Chicharito

LOS ANGELES - The Left Coast Mirror Magazine and The Right Coast Illustrated Revue are both reporting that Colombian songstress and belly dancer Shakira has dumped her boyfriend of eleven years Antonio De La Rue and is now seeing English football sta...

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Funny story: Shakira Guest Stars On 'Dancing With The Stars' And Receives Three Honorary "10's"

Shakira Guest Stars On 'Dancing With The Stars' And Receives Three Honorary "10's"

HOLLYWOOD - The infamous belly dancing singer Shakira, whose hips have been clocked at 124 miles per hour, performed her latest hit "Loca" on Dancing With The Stars. The Colombian bombshell, whose real name is Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll, defini...

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Funny story: Shakira Admits To Stretch Marks Scandal

Shakira Admits To Stretch Marks Scandal

BARCELONA, Spain - Colombian belly dancer and singer Shakira performed her infamous song and dance routine at Barcelona's Running of The Bulls Convention Center. After her two hour performance, the South American firecracker, who says that she los...

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Funny story: Shakira Says That Her World Cup Finals Affair With Spain's Gerard Pique Was Just A Flirtatious Time-Passer

Shakira Says That Her World Cup Finals Affair With Spain's Gerard Pique Was Just A Flirtatious Time-Passer

EL PASO - The Colombian hip shaker Shakira had just finished performing to a sold-out crowd at El Paso's La Chupacabra Convention Center when she was asked about her extra curricular activities during the 2010 World Cup Finals which were recently hel...

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Funny story: Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

LEXINGTON, Kentucky - Shakira performed before a standing room only crowd at Lexington's famed Colonel Stonewall Jackson Commemorative Coliseum and was asked some questions backstage. The gyrating Colombian firecracker was asked if she has ever pu...

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Funny story: Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray

Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray

Wimbledon - (Reuterus & Breastfeeding Mess): "It's the sight of those pert, bouncy totems of male enslavement in a see-thru T-shirt I fear most," the No 4 seed's trainer warned today. "There's only so much punishment the lad can take!" The...

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Funny story: Shakira's World Cup Song "Waka Waka" Has Just Surpassed Justin Biebers #1 Hit "Scratch My Little Nads"

Shakira's World Cup Song "Waka Waka" Has Just Surpassed Justin Biebers #1 Hit "Scratch My Little Nads"

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A spokesperson for Global Records has just stated that the official World Cup Games song "Waka Waka" has just made it to number one. Shakira sings the song which was co-written by American Idol's Kara DioGuardi and 50s...

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Funny story: Shakira To Sing The Official World Cup Soccer Song "Waka Waka"

Shakira To Sing The Official World Cup Soccer Song "Waka Waka"

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - The Colombian belly dancing firecracker Shakira will be singing the official 2010 FIFA World Cup Soccer song. The song which is entitled "Waka Waka" was co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Neil Sedaka. The song tells t...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin, Shakira, Linda Ronstadt, and The Matadors of Mexico Federation Protest Arizona's New Discrimination Law

Ricky Martin, Shakira, Linda Ronstadt, and The Matadors of Mexico Federation Protest Arizona's New Discrimination Law

PHOENIX - A group of celebrities gathered in the parking lot of a Taco Bell to protest Arizona's new Discrimination Law aimed at protecting employers from angry employees who become irate due to hot sauce being banned in company lunch rooms. Diego...

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Funny story: Shakira - Hotly Tipped To Become The Spoof's Numero Uno

Shakira - Hotly Tipped To Become The Spoof's Numero Uno

As a result of chronic over-exposure and the subsequent decline in popularity of its staple sex symbols, Cheryl Cole, Miley Cyrus, Katie Price etc etc satirical website TheSpoof.com has been looking further afield for a new sex symbol to take over th...

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Funny story: Shakira Not Really A Gypsy

Shakira Not Really A Gypsy

We can exclusively reveal today, right here, that the sexy Shakira, contrary to what her latest song title may say, is NOT a Gypsy. She is, in fact, Colombian. The 33 year old diva was actually born and bred in the home of drug cartels, coca pl...

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Funny story: Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a brand new revelation regarding the "TattooGate" saga, now comes word out of West Hollywood of the existence of a sax tape starring Sandra Bullock. The sax tape purports to show the Academy Award winner for Best Actress playin...

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Funny story: Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

Athens - (Copycat Mess): International singing star Shakira can breathe a huge sigh of relief. The gorgeous, tanned, naked hunk in Greek pop star's Julia Alexandratou' whirlpool bath video 'definitely isn't Rafael Nadal' according to music industr...

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