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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks resigns as boss of human scum filth abattoir

Rebekah Brooks resigns as boss of human scum filth abattoir

After days of mounting pressure, Rebekah Brooks has resigned as chief executive of the venal, pus-filled, cancerous appendage for which she had been responsible. Sounding tearful and full of remorse, she said at a press conference 'I have enjoyed...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson has the boobs and bum of a 22 year old, she's 44!

Pamela Anderson has the boobs and bum of a 22 year old, she's 44!

Pamela Anderson has modelled her latest collection of very sexy undies herself and astonished the world because her boobs and bum are those of a 22 year-old and she's just turned 44! Pam has had a pretty raunchy life ever since she left the Baywat...

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Funny story: Christina Hendricks Shows That The "Curvy" Look May Be Making A Comeback

Christina Hendricks Shows That The "Curvy" Look May Be Making A Comeback

LAKE COMO, Italy - Actress Christina Hendricks was dressed in a one-piece midnight black swimsuit and wearing an Al Capone hat when she was photographed at Lake Como. The 36-year-old star of the American cable show Mad Men showed off her voluptuou...

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Funny story: Irish demand visit by Pippa Middleton

Irish demand visit by Pippa Middleton

Following on from the visit of HM The Queen to Ireland, the men of Ireland are now demanding a second visit, this time by Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton. The AIAI (Association of Irish Arse Inspectors) are up in arms that their membership, re...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers planning a Sexy Nude Spoofers' Calendar for 2012

Spoof Writers planning a Sexy Nude Spoofers' Calendar for 2012

We have only just heard the breaking news that some Spoof Writers are planning to put together - and sell - a 2012 Calendar featuring sexy nude photos of Spoof Writers themselves posing in a variety of positions. There will, of course, be a screening process by a panel of 'judges' because it is well know that there are some pretty ugly Spoofers out there who think they are 'all that' and MORE.

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Funny story: Channel 4's Countdown In A Tizz Over Rising Hemlines

Channel 4's Countdown In A Tizz Over Rising Hemlines

TV watchdogs are today putting their foot down with a heavy hand and bringing to book Channel 4's daily word quiz, Countdown. It seems that the bird who puts the letters and numbers on the board, Rachel Riley, is causing coronaries throughout the lan...

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Funny story: 'Cheeky' Pippa Now Target of Kim Kardashian Rage As Her Butt Pushed off Front Pages in Royal Row!

'Cheeky' Pippa Now Target of Kim Kardashian Rage As Her Butt Pushed off Front Pages in Royal Row!

Reality Star Kim Karadashian is said to have her arse in an uproar as recent media frenzy over Pippa Middleton's knock out appearance at the Royal Wedding has pushed her own derriere down the charts, for anyone who still counts points! The 5'2" 1...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Talks About Her Erotically Sexy Side

Mila Kunis Talks About Her Erotically Sexy Side

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis who was born in the Ukraine recently spoke with a reporter for The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser at a local Broken Burgers Diner. She was asked by LA2W reporter Columbus Tiffbottom if the rumors about her having learne...

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Funny story: World's Sexiest Man Alive Dead at Age 101

World's Sexiest Man Alive Dead at Age 101

Morton Saucé-Bucket (pronounced sau-say bou-quet) died in a convalescent home in Sussex, England Monday from complications of an overactive gonad. Doctors claim his body finally petered out from years of being subjected to sexually charged encounters...

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Funny story: Naked Male Pygmy on Cover of National Geographic Receives 10,000 Marriage Proposals

Naked Male Pygmy on Cover of National Geographic Receives 10,000 Marriage Proposals

A naked male pygmy from the Ituri Forest in the Congo has received over 10,000 marriage proposals from women and 200 from men all around the world after appearing on the cover of the National Geographic. Although the magazine uses a black box over...

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Funny story: Another Sexy Russian Spy

Another Sexy Russian Spy

Mike Handcock LibDem MP who sits on the all party defence committee has been accused of employing a Russian spy Katia Zatuliveter (25) as his research assistant. 'She's a delightful asset to our team and helps to keep my pecker up but she is not a...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Tops Robert Pattinson as Number One Sexiest Male!

Adam Lambert Tops Robert Pattinson as Number One Sexiest Male!

The Hollywood/NYC Poll shows that Adam Lambert, who has been touring over seas performing to sold out shows in Europe and it seems as if his hard work is finally starting to pay off for the former "American Idol" contestant. Adam Lambert has came in...

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Funny story: Italian teacher banned from teaching - parents prefer a Catholic priest

Italian teacher banned from teaching - parents prefer a Catholic priest

A stunning, beautiful, but very kinky, Italian female teacher has been banned from teaching further until it's proven that she has put her past career "behind" her, starring in kinky, sexy films! Parents are outraged at the Catholic school in Mila...

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Funny story: Local Man E-Mails Sexually Alluring Scantily Clad Russian Girl

Local Man E-Mails Sexually Alluring Scantily Clad Russian Girl

After being constantly bombarded with internet advertisements featuring sexually alluring Russian girls who were apparently looking for him, local man, Martin Shuttlecock this morning bit the bullet and sent off an e-mail to a sexy Russian temptress...

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Funny story: Woman Agrees with Men: She Has a Great Rear

Woman Agrees with Men: She Has a Great Rear

RIDER, Texas-A 24-year-old woman whose rear men have been complimenting for years said today that she thinks the men are right. "You know, I looked at myself in the mirror today and I had to conclude that all these men aren't just giving me some...

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Funny story: Sexy Spy Anna Fermanova Possibly 'Knew' Sexy Spy Anna Chapman

Sexy Spy Anna Fermanova Possibly 'Knew' Sexy Spy Anna Chapman

As speculation surrounding sexy Russian spies Anna Fermanova and Anna Chapman increased, some sources are suggesting that the two may have known each other. One observer went so far as to remark that the two probably engaged in steamy lesbian sex...

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Funny story: Sexy Spy Anna Chapman Implicated In Vuvuzela Conspiracy

Sexy Spy Anna Chapman Implicated In Vuvuzela Conspiracy

Sexy alleged Russian ginger spy, Anna Chapman, arrested last week on espionage charges, was last night presented with a warrant by leading sportscaster ESBN. ESBN are aggrieved that the Russian hotty may be the individual responsible for ruining...

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