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Funny story: Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine

Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine

London - "This is the Brits' equivalent of the General Petraeus-Paula Broadwell scandal alright," a Pentagon cryptographer said today as the lurid details broke. "Both UK protagonists are well known to US military intelligence, we regularly sweep...

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Funny story: Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.

Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.

Joan and Melissa Rivers have given two big thumbs up to the Pope on his fashion choice. From his Chanel inspired overcoat to his Vera Wang lace under dress ending up on his ruby red slippers, Joan Rivers says outta the park. From a...

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Funny story: Cardinal sins to be reclassified as sub-standard virtues

Cardinal sins to be reclassified as sub-standard virtues

The recent apology by Cardinal Keith O'Brien where he admitted to below-standard sexual conduct, has inspired a radical review of offences. HR, ecumenical and legal professionals are all celebrating the proposed new terminology. "Really it is an...

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Funny story: Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...

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Funny story: UK Defence Chiefs caught in the cross-fire as top US General forced to pull out

UK Defence Chiefs caught in the cross-fire as top US General forced to pull out

In the light of recent revelations concerning General Patraeus, senior members of UK Armed Forces have admitted that they have also been caught with their pants down, frequently having to make a 'hasty tactical withdrawal'. Part of the problem is...

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Funny story: BBC Contemplates Piers Morgan as Last Man Standing to Purge 'festering bog pit?"

BBC Contemplates Piers Morgan as Last Man Standing to Purge 'festering bog pit?"

Piers Moron just leaked in a Rolling Stone interview that he'd consider giving up his 'wildly' successful show in America to 'come home to roost' as head of the BBC. He was non committal when asked if he favoured Russell Brand to be the face of...

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Funny story: Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life

Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life

John Bercow will have a tough time keeping the lid on parliament questions this week as steamy new texts are revealed between PM David Cameron and Rebekuh Brooks, she of the flowing chesnut mane, and recent phone hacking scandals. The texts reveal alleged salacious details after the pair joined up for some spirited bare back riding in the idyllic British country side. Here are just a few of...

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Funny story: Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

J.K.Rowling has issued a writ for libel against Paris Match, France's most renowned popular magazine. At a hastily convened press conference her chief Public Relations officer Andrew McTaggart told reporters: "Eeeh,... averybiddy knows that this...

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Funny story: Newsnight exposes famous BBC children's entertainer as yet another pervert!

Newsnight exposes famous BBC children's entertainer as yet another pervert!

Just when we thought the BBC sex crimes scandal could get no worse Newsnight have exposed another major BBC star. The most startling claim of abuse in the programme appeared to come from a female known only as Soo; who claimed to have been abused by...

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Funny story: Maine Zumba Prostitution Scandal an 'Illuminati Plot!'

Maine Zumba Prostitution Scandal an 'Illuminati Plot!'

KENNEBUNK, Maine (ABSNN) - 129,277 men in this tony seaside town (all apparently Democrats) on the Maine coast have been named as "Johns" in the Zumba Prostitution scandal. Their names, but no other identifying data, were released by order of the ju...

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Funny story: Sir Jimmy Savile to be tried from beyond the grave

Sir Jimmy Savile to be tried from beyond the grave

Prime Minister David Cameron will address the Conservative Party Conference next week with news of an announcement designed to increase their popularity by at least 15% - the dead corpse of Sir Jim'll Savile will be dug up and tried in a court of law...

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Funny story: The SS Travolta Has Hit The Rocks

The SS Travolta Has Hit The Rocks

PARIS - John Travolta and wife Kelly traveled to Paris, The City of Lights to get away from the bright spotlights of Tinsel Town. But they soon learned that the Parisian lights are probably much more brighter than those of Hollywood. It seems t...

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Funny story: Prince Harry does a Paris Hilton!

Prince Harry does a Paris Hilton!

Prince Harry, enfant terriblé and pretty good guy actually, has decided to copy Paris Hilton and Bay Watch Babe, Pamela Anderson, by having naked sex over the internet! The Queen and Prince Philip have just had several cardiac arrests, his father...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper 360? Newsreader spotted at Chick Fil-A with Robert Pattinson!

Anderson Cooper 360? Newsreader spotted at Chick Fil-A with Robert Pattinson!

Following the devastation caused by respective long time partners caught in compromising lip locks, and some say more, Vanderbilt heiress Anderson Cooper, and Twilight Star Robert Pattinson were spotted commiserating over breakfast amidst a crowd of...

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Funny story: Penn State Football Will Soon Be History

Penn State Football Will Soon Be History

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - Penn State University spokesperson Calhoun "Lips" Lippalino called a press conference and informed the news media that the university has received a certified letter from the NCAA (National Collegiate Athletic Associat...

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Funny story: Sex for Undercover Police, if their cover is a 'blow job'!!

Sex for Undercover Police, if their cover is a 'blow job'!!

Westminster Hall, LONDON: Home Office Minister, Nick Herbert, has importantly announced that Undercover Police, can have sex with suspects, if abstaining would 'blow job' their cover... Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 (RIPA) allows un...

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Funny story: Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

WASHINGTON - In a monumental failing of the U.S. Department of Robotics, twelve androids known by insiders as units "XJ1 through XJ12" have been dismantled following an embarrassing episode involving Colombian prostitutes. The unfortunate mishap...

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