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Funny story: FIFA Not Corrupt Claims Blatter Rival

FIFA Not Corrupt Claims Blatter Rival

One of the main rivals to Sepp Blatter's FIFA Presidency has stated firmly that the world football governing body is not corrupt. Mohamed Bin Hammam, Qatari President of the Asian Football Federation, made the claim from his billion pound palace i...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Business As Usual At Snoods Galore! Despite International Snood Ban

Isle of Wight News: Business As Usual At Snoods Galore! Despite International Snood Ban

Ryde niche boutique Snoods Galore! has gone from strength to strength since opening last Summer, writes Fashion, War, Dominoes, Pargeting, Philately, Music, Medicine, Agriculture and Medieval Torture Correspondent, Len D'Meaneer. Island entreprene...

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Funny story: Two more cards to be carried by refs next year

Two more cards to be carried by refs next year

Soccer's President Sepp Blatter has announced that starting from next year referees will be issued with additional cards to the current yellows and reds. Two additional cards, a green and a white, will be needed because of the new 'sin-bin' rule...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter's Royal Wedding Invitation Permanently Lost In The Post

Sepp Blatter's Royal Wedding Invitation Permanently Lost In The Post

FIFA President, Sepp Blatter has apparently been told that his invitation to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been permanently lost in the post. As has been stated already in the headline. Some committed Royal observers have...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Comes Out In Support of Andy Gray

Sepp Blatter Comes Out In Support of Andy Gray

FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, is the latest in a long line of prominent sports figures to show their support and solidarity for Andy Gray, the disgraced sexist Sky Sports pundit. "The whole point of televised football," said Blatter, "is that it a...

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Funny story: World Cup - Qatar - 2022 - Bit Of A F*ck Up Eh Sepp?

World Cup - Qatar - 2022 - Bit Of A F*ck Up Eh Sepp?

Great news just in from FIFA - following the incomprehensible decision by FIFA to stage the 2022 World Cup Finals in a country which frequently experiences 50 degree heat in summer, FIFA mastermind (and distinctly not corrupt in any way) Sepp Blatter...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter To Be Guest X-Factor Final Judge

Sepp Blatter To Be Guest X-Factor Final Judge

Megalomaniac media mogul multi-millionaire Simon Cowell announced today at a press conference that under fire FIFA president Sepp Blatter is to be a celebrity guest judge for the X-Factor Final on Saturday night. The decision was initially met wit...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter says England are bad losers

Sepp Blatter says England are bad losers

Sepp Blatter - the world's most powerful man who controls the destiny of over six billion men and women - has said that England are behaving like "bad losers" after they failed to win the 2018 World Cup. "I am surprised that England are taking thi...

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Funny story: FIFA To Judge Eurovision Song Contest

FIFA To Judge Eurovision Song Contest

In a sensational move, which is sure to have seismic and seminal repercussions throughout the worlds of soccer and popular song, it has been announced from Bungenspiel Castle, the Bavarian Headquarters of the Eurovision Reichskommissariat, that the c...

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Funny story: Blatter tops Forbes Rich List

Blatter tops Forbes Rich List

There was shock yesterday as Forbes announced that Sepp Blatter, the FIFA president, had topped the Forbes Rich List, rising from 51st to 1st overnight. Sepp Blatter, speaking from his 6-star hotel in Russia yesterday, said that he was ecstatic ab...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Revealed To Be High Class Hooker

Sepp Blatter Revealed To Be High Class Hooker

FIFA has been sent into meltdown tonight as it has been revealed that their president, Sepp Blatter, is in fact a high class female prostitute. The shock revelation was discovered in the fall out of the 2018 and 2022 World Cup bidding announcement i...

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Funny story: Controversy over implant to help blind people see

Controversy over implant to help blind people see

The electronic implant which has helped blind people to see is seen by most people as a marvellous leap forward, or at least thought to be a marvellous leap forward by some who haven't had it yet, but a group of religious fanatics is threatening to d...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter on goal-line technology: "It's fine the way it is"

Sepp Blatter on goal-line technology: "It's fine the way it is"

Sepp Blatter, head of the FIFA, the world soccer body, has announced that there is no need for goal-line technology, even after Frank Lampard's goal for England in the world cup went unseen by the Uruguayan officials. "Es ist gut die wie es ist,"...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter - No Technology Required - Twat

Sepp Blatter - No Technology Required - Twat

Sepp Blatter, FIFA President, is a wanted man today. Not because people want to buy him a drink, or break bread with him, or engage him in smalltalk - he's a wanted man because he is regarded in England and Mexico as a twat of the highest order. A...

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Funny story: Sepp Sings: The Magic of Sepp Blatter in Concert

Sepp Sings: The Magic of Sepp Blatter in Concert

BandWagon Buster International is pleased to release this limited edition 3 DVD Box Set of Sepp Blatter showstoppers:...

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Funny story: 2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

In sensational news, the 2010 football World Cup could be staged in England, after building problems in South Africa have put the tournament plans in serious jeopardy. FIFA president...

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Funny story: "England World Cup? Not In My Lifetime", Rasps Blatter

"England World Cup? Not In My Lifetime", Rasps Blatter

The World Cup will never again be staged in England if FIFA President Pratt Bleeps has his way.

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