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Funny story: John Edwards and the $400 Haircut

John Edwards and the $400 Haircut

John Edwards fought against the $1200 toilet seats and $285 dollar hammers. The Senator was vigilant in searching through bills in Congress to block extravagent spending and purchases. He rallied against governmental trips to Nassau or Maui for dep...

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Funny story: Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

WASHINGTON D.C.--(DOGMA NEWZ) Moments after the Democratic Senator from California, Pete Stark, declared to the whole world that He does not believe in "a supreme being" did the unimaginable happened. While...

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Funny story: Who's Sorry Next?

Who's Sorry Next?

Regretfully, like Mel Gibson's numerous apologies, (most recent Mad Max eye rolling, head swinging mea copa was on the Diane Sawyer show) U. S. Republican Senator George Allen's 'macaca' apologies are failing to stop the slow d...

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Funny story: Minor News Skipped by Major Media

Minor News Skipped by Major Media

For the first time since the start of CNN's 24 hour, "second or third hand" news coverage began in 1980, a minor news event has gone unmentioned in the major media. The event, involving a possible defect in Senator Clinton's control top pantyhose, r...

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Funny story: Cheney 'Member Of Illuminati'

Cheney 'Member Of Illuminati'

US Senator Dick Cheney is the head of a secret society bent on World Domination, it was alleged yesterday. Senator Cheney, who is known within the clandestine outfit as ‘Illumined Arty' , has been a leading member of the group since his student days...

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Funny story: Jar Jar Binks To Replace Roeper; New Show Ebert and Binks

Jar Jar Binks To Replace Roeper; New Show Ebert and Binks

FIrst, it was Siskel and Ebert, then it was Ebert and guest star, then it was Ebert and Roeper, and now it's Ebert and Binks. Naboo native, former Republic Senator, and military hero Jar Jar Binks will replace Richard Roeper on the popular movie...

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Funny story: Bidding War Erupts over Only Known Film of Hillary Clinton's Collapse

Bidding War Erupts over Only Known Film of Hillary Clinton's Collapse

BUFFALO, N.Y. - A Buffalo, N.Y., podiatrist, who claims to have made "the only cinematic image" of Senator Hillary Clinton's collapse during a speech two days ago, is at the center of a fierce bidding war among news agencies and political action gro...

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Funny story: UN Ambassador Resigns: No One Will Play With Him

UN Ambassador Resigns: No One Will Play With Him

The United States Ambassador to the United Nations has tendered his resignation to the Bush Administration after only six months on the job. John Danforth, a former Senator from Missouri and once thought to be in line for the post of Secretary of Sta...

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Funny story: Olympic Medal Table Analysis

Olympic Medal Table Analysis

Team USA has seen off China at the top of the leaderboard. USA palmed 100 medals to China's 62 with 34 golds to 31. Michael Phelps has however said that the USA's tally would have been far higher if Democratic Presidential Nominee Senator Joh...

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Funny story: Kerry Flatulence Horror

Kerry Flatulence Horror

Democratic Nominee Senator John Kerry's run at the White House could lie in tatters inside sources have revealed. They fear that while he may not stabilise the oil problem he could single-handedly sort out America's natural gas requirements.

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Funny story: Kerry's Stump Speech In Print.

Kerry's Stump Speech In Print.

Democratic Presidential nomination Senator John Kerry has requested us to print his entire stump speech, It is one of the classic pieces of our time and we trust readers will not snigger.

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Funny story: Kennedy Shoots Neighbor, Reforms Tax Code

Kennedy Shoots Neighbor, Reforms Tax Code

HYANNIS PORT, Ma. - Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Ma., shot a neighbor in the groin early Thursday morning, and reformed the US tax code. Both actions were apparently accidental. A Kennedy family spokesman said that the senator was in the family compound whe...

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Funny story: Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Vice President Dick Cheney according to his aides, was "just having a bad day", when he decided to tell Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "f--- off" or "f--- yourself". What an F'ing hypocrite. Is this the same Dick Cheney who is the president of the Senate, where they voted last week 99-1 to up the ante with even more fines for broadcasters who ma...

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Funny story: What Ketchup Does John Kerry Use?

What Ketchup Does John Kerry Use?

As some of you may be aware, Senator John Kerry is married to a member of the Heinz ketchup family, Teresa Heinz. The couple maintains that it is a match made of love and mutual respect. They also say they have nothing to do with the ketchup company.

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Funny story: Kerry Shows Bush A Fine Pair Of Tits

Kerry Shows Bush A Fine Pair Of Tits

Senator John Kerry's amazing hairstyle overshadowed his recent Democratic Party Presidential nomination, when a pair of tits were found in his magnificent mane.

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Funny story: Liberman Finally goes Away

Liberman Finally goes Away

Connecticut Senator Joseph Lieberman has withdrawn from the Democratic Presidential Primaries, citing the fact that, "that nobody really likes me." as his reason for giving up. The announcement was anticipated by most major news organizations. The on...

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Funny story: Lieberman "Pretty Much Screwed."

Lieberman "Pretty Much Screwed."

Greenville, South Carolina---- Mark Rothstein, top aide and advisor to Senator and presidential candidate Joseph Lieberman admitted today that the Senator, a soft spoken Liberal Jew from the Northeast, was "pretty much screwed" in the upcoming South...

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