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Funny story: Mississippi Rejects The Bill That Would Have Banned Condoms

Mississippi Rejects The Bill That Would Have Banned Condoms

JACKSON, Mississippi - The senate of the state of Mississippi has just voted down a very controversial proposal. State Senator Roy LeRoy Witchboro [R-Pascagoula] spoke with National Focus Magazine and said that the debate on banning condoms within...

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Funny story: Republican House And Senate Members To Burn Healthcare Insurance Cards

Republican House And Senate Members To Burn Healthcare Insurance Cards

In a surprising move, to demonstrate they are sincere about: holding back the debt-ceiling, dismantling ObamaCare, and shutting down the government, Republican House and Senate members are planning to gather at the foot of the Lincoln Memorial, simul...

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Funny story: Senator Ted Cruz Has Been Told That President Obama Will Be Watching Him Like A Hawk

Senator Ted Cruz Has Been Told That President Obama Will Be Watching Him Like A Hawk

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The political circles in the nation's capital are brimming with talk about the man who has just become a persona non grata in the eyes of President Obama. Ted "The Mouth" Cruz thought he was being real cute when he went on and o...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz goes on a shooting spree in the House of Representatives

Ted Cruz goes on a shooting spree in the House of Representatives

BREAKING NEWS : In a startling and dramatic political gambit Texas junior Senator Ted Cruz (R) invaded the House chamber today brandishing an automatic rifle, two pistols and several hand grenades. The event happened sometime after the lunch reces...

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Funny story: Utah Bans Halter Tops

Utah Bans Halter Tops

SALT LAKE CITY - The state of Utah has announced that it has just passed a law which will prohibit the wearing of halter tops by females. Senator Buxton Quickymill [R-Provo] stated that the bill had been hotly debated with many senators believing...

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Funny story: Bad Breath Ends Senator Cruz's Marathon Speech - Listerine Stock Rises on News

Bad Breath Ends Senator Cruz's Marathon Speech - Listerine Stock Rises on News

The senate voted on Wednesday to terminate Senator Ted Cruz's (R-TX) marathon speech. For 21 hours and 19 minutes, Cruz leveled a verbal assault on President Obama's signature healthcare law. The unanimous vote came after Senators could no longer sta...

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Funny story: House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate

House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate

In a a startling development earlier today the House Republican majority passed a bill to shut the Senate down permanently. The resolution H RES 420 passed 233 - 200, strictly on party lines. While the House and the Senate have often been at odds...

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Funny story: Wyoming Bans Bikini Waxing

Wyoming Bans Bikini Waxing

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - In a surprise move the Wyoming State Senate has just passed a bill that makes it illegal for women to get a bikini wax. State Senator Stratford Lillinsteen [R-Casper] said that the bill was voted in by an overwhelming vote of 2...

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Funny story: Illegal Aliens Are Now Allowed To Carry Guns, But Only For Protection

Illegal Aliens Are Now Allowed To Carry Guns, But Only For Protection

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Senate has finally acted on part of the Immigration Bill and has voted to allow illegal aliens to carry guns but only if the guns are used for their own protection. President Obama hurried to get this part of...

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Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Drones

Arkansas Outlaws Drones

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - After thousands of Arkansas residents issued complaints to their state senators the Arkansas Senate has voted by a vote of 27-8 to ban drones flying over the state. Senator Pilbert P. Washmeister [R-Hot Springs] spearheaded...

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Funny story: Florida's Plans For A George Zimmerman Theme Park Fall Through

Florida's Plans For A George Zimmerman Theme Park Fall Through

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - National Focus Magazine is reporting that the heated issue of a George Zimmerman Theme Park has caused quite a hoopla in the Plywood State of Florida. State Senator Claxton F. MalagueƱa [D-Fort Walton Beach] spearheaded a dr...

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Funny story: Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...

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Funny story: California Bans The Rhythm Birth Control Method

California Bans The Rhythm Birth Control Method

SACRAMENTO - Recent census numbers show that the state of California is fast approaching the 40 million population mark. According to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency if the population number continues to increase at the present rate Californ...

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Funny story: Idaho Passes The Nation's First Road Kill Bill

Idaho Passes The Nation's First Road Kill Bill

BOISE, Idaho - Idaho has become the first state in the union to pass a new road kill bill. According to state Senator Brogan F. Candlefish [D-Pocatello], the bill registered as Idaho Road Kill Bill 001 states that anyone who runs over any type of...

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Funny story: Utah Votes To Restrict Women's Breasts To Size D or Smaller

Utah Votes To Restrict Women's Breasts To Size D or Smaller

SALT LAKE CITY - The Utah Senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 60-52 that will restrict the size of the breasts of women citizens of Utah Senator Buffington D. Sweden [D-Provo] spoke with Tequila Tallyhoo of Left Coast Mirror Magazine and to...

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Funny story: Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving thousands and thousands of letters, emails, text messages, and tweets, the state of Kansas has just passed what Kansans are calling a much needed blow for decency, morality, and political awareness. Senator Elvira...

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Funny story: Alabama Bans George Zimmerman

Alabama Bans George Zimmerman

MONTGOMERY - In a special session that was called immediately after Zimmerman was found not guilty the Alabama State Senate convened and by a vote of 33-2 passed a state ruling that George Zimmerman is banned from ever entering the state. Senator...

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