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Funny story: Lennon Delighted With 3 Year Contract

Lennon Delighted With 3 Year Contract

Glasgow Celtic have rewarded manager Neil Lennon with a 3 year deal after the club won its first trophy in 2 years by beating Motherwell 3-0 in the Scottish Cup Final. Chief Executive Peter Lawwell announced the news this morning before the Scotti...

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Funny story: XBox Live Not Safe For Children

XBox Live Not Safe For Children

Las Vegas (AP) A customer service representative has said that XBox Live is not safe for Children and parents need to take care before allowing them online. The security concern comes days before preview of the Mango update for Windows Phone 7, la...

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Funny story: Microsoft Steve Ballmer to Play Fagin in Oliver Twist

Microsoft Steve Ballmer to Play Fagin in Oliver Twist

Las Vegas - A SECURITY ALERT has been issued after it has been revealed that Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is rumored to have been taking Acting lessons in preparation to play Fagin in a spoof Oliver Twist presentation at E3 2011. In an ironic twist...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Comes Clean Regarding The Two Alleged American Idol "Groping" Incidents

Lady Gaga Comes Clean Regarding The Two Alleged American Idol "Groping" Incidents

LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga was recently asked about the two alleged gropings by her of two American Idol contestants. Lady Gaga appeared a few days before the live show and served as a mentor to the shows four remaining contestants Lauren Alaina, Hal...

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Funny story: Police snipers given permission to shoot spectators at royal wedding.

Police snipers given permission to shoot spectators at royal wedding.

Specialist teams from Scotland Yard have told the government that stalkers and 'royal fanatics' pose a bigger threat than terrorists at the royal event in London on 29th April, and as a result of the warning all armed security police on royal duty wi...

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Funny story: Nobody Lives Forever - Especially those attending the Royal Wedding!

Nobody Lives Forever - Especially those attending the Royal Wedding!

Police will throw an unprecedented ring of steel around the upcoming Royal Wedding Roadshow with all guests having to go through no fewer than nine separate security checks including five internal body checks. Amid fears the April 29th farce could...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber 'Cleaners' Security Alert 'Not Unusual'

Justin Bieber 'Cleaners' Security Alert 'Not Unusual'

When two girls tricked their way into Justin Bieber's Liverpool hotel suite on Friday, it was just the latest gaffe by the teen heart-throb's security team. The girls dressed as cleaners to get into the suite. After half-heartedly dusting surfaces...

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Funny story: US Ambassador Sent To Coventry

US Ambassador Sent To Coventry

Amidst the fallout of the latest disclosures by Wikileaks, the US Ambassador to the UK has been summoned to Downing Street. It is believed he was told, in no uncertain terms, that the British government was aghast at what had been communicated to Was...

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Funny story: Airport Pat-Downs Reportedly Target "Healthy" Women

Airport Pat-Downs Reportedly Target "Healthy" Women

Early statistics are in from several U.S. airports engaged in selected manual pat downs, and there was a surprising trend in singling out younger women who tend to be relatively "healthy" above the waist. Officials held back on any comment until the...

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Funny story: Airport Security

Airport Security

A complete revamp of UK Airport security has been revealed by Exiled Royal. Documents from the Home Office, and seen by our reporter, Bernie Evidence, disclose that we will be able to take whatever we want to the Airport, but that nothing will be...

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Funny story: "Top Bum?"

"Top Bum?"

With barnstorming, slavering politically correct, patriotic ferver one of the UK's two Prime Ministers (It's the other one's day off) has declined a US offer to moor a giant aircraft carrier in the Thames Estuary during the soon to be 'blitzed-to-obl...

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Funny story: London Games Shock! Defense Cuts Leads Coalition to Oursource Security to India!

London Games Shock! Defense Cuts Leads Coalition to Oursource Security to India!

Admitting that "I lied" about maintaining World Power Status, Coalition spokesman David Cameron said that recent defense cuts have made it 'all but impossible to guarantee the safety of the 2012 London Games." The shocking state of Britain's defe...

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Funny story: US full of leaks over Iraq war and is sinking fast!

US full of leaks over Iraq war and is sinking fast!

The US are about to be put too the sword by leakages being published on the internet over their pathetic attempt to tame Iraq and secure their oil fields at the same time (that was successful, the taming not). Leaked documents will appear on a Swe...

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Funny story: Virus checkers "A bigger problem than viruses"

Virus checkers "A bigger problem than viruses"

McNorton, the largest supplier of virus checkers in the world have come out and admitted that their products cause more disruption than the very viruses that they protect against. "There are so many viruses out in the wild now," said Casper Skye,...

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Funny story: European intelligence claims that US President, Campaigner in Chief Obama's raised terror alerts, are 'nonsensical'!

European intelligence claims that US President, Campaigner in Chief Obama's raised terror alerts, are 'nonsensical'!

MI5 and MI6, Cheltenham GCHQ: Over the past few days the Western Security Apparatus has been on very high alert after the US secret intelligence agencies controlled by the Pentagon issued warnings that al-Qaida was plotting to attack targets in the...

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Funny story: Police Arrest Russell Brand At LAX For Possession of Illegal Laxatives

Police Arrest Russell Brand At LAX For Possession of Illegal Laxatives

LOS ANGELES - British celebrity Russell Brand and his girlfriend Katy Perry were making their way through LAX Airport when Brand was stopped by airport security. The officer, identified as Darby P. Nixhauser, III, told Brand that according to his...

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Funny story: New security hole found in Internet Explorer

New security hole found in Internet Explorer

Security experts today warned of a new attack targeting Microsoft's Internet Explorer web browser. A press release by Joshua Smug of Kaspersky Labs described this as one of the most serious vulnerabilities yet discovered. "This attack works by pre...

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