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Funny story: Mysterious 'Posse' Give Illuminati The Jitters

Mysterious 'Posse' Give Illuminati The Jitters

The Illuminati - the 'enlightened ones' - the highly secretive organisation of intellectuals and mischief makers has apparently been looking nervously over its collective shoulders following the emergence of an even more powerful and secretive group,...

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Funny story: "Shocking" Michael Jackson Death Secret!

"Shocking" Michael Jackson Death Secret!

Never-Land Ranch- Yesterday for the first time the family and physicians of the late pop icon Micheal Jackson came out with a somber message for fans of Michael and fans of plastic surgery. It was revealed that the true cause of death wa...

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Funny story: Secret of Eternal Life Found in Archbishops Beard

Secret of Eternal Life Found in Archbishops Beard

Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams was trying to halt rumours today that the secret of eternal life had been discovered nesting in his enormous wad of face fuzz by his local GP during a regular check up. "This allegation is ludicrous" he warb...

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Funny story: Official Secret's Act Repealled

Official Secret's Act Repealled

Today in the House of Commons Gordon Brown announced new emergency measures. The official Secrets Act has been repealled, and every living person who has ever signed the secrets act is now being asked to sign a new document, for a small payment.

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Funny story: Secretive Millionaire Battered And Robbed In Rochdale

Secretive Millionaire Battered And Robbed In Rochdale

An emergency production meeting of Channel 44's staffers occurred last night as it became apparent that a 'Secretive Millionaire' had been battered senseless and robbed in Rochdale, Greater Manchester. Wilfully Palmtree, who runs a theatrical agen...

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Funny story: KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

In Louisville, Kentucky Colonel Sanders' handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home Tuesday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret, following a terrorist chicken outfit believed...

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Funny story: Secret Underground Gaia & CIA Space Demon Bases Found To Fight Humanity

Secret Underground Gaia & CIA Space Demon Bases Found To Fight Humanity

Many secret black government underground bases have appeared all of a sudden, all over the world in order to fight superstition and mankind. Fake alien invasion groups have been running around like headless chickens telling us all how the aliens have...

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Funny story: Powerful quark emissions from secret navy base blamed for Qantas terror plunge

Powerful quark emissions from secret navy base blamed for Qantas terror plunge

Singapore - (X-Files Mess): The Pentagon hinted today that potent quark-like emissions from an experimental relativistic quantum field project at a secret US/Australian naval communications base were being blamed for a sudden Qantas Airbus jet dive l...

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Funny story: Shock as government department admits to information cock-up

Shock as government department admits to information cock-up

The department for administrative affairs today admitted breaching government data protection policy by not leaving a laptop on a bus for over 6 months. Insiders described how PM, Gordon Brown, is furious that one department has felt it could go a...

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Funny story: Unbreakable Cryptography Broken

Unbreakable Cryptography Broken

Boffins at the Schmitt Institute, Berlin announced that they have broken the Unbreakable Quantum Cryptography system set up by rival educational institution, the Schmitt Academy, also Berlin. "After analysing the output from their 200 kilometre fi...

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Funny story: Anonymous Source Reveals All

Anonymous Source Reveals All

An unnamed source revealed today that an unnamed man was arrested at an undisclosed location for an unnamed crime. An eyewitness, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, "It was awful, there were police everywhere with guns drawn and they were ye...

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Funny story: Hidden Code Found In Queens Xmas Speech

Hidden Code Found In Queens Xmas Speech

A mystical code has been found in all of the Queen's Christmas speeches she has ever done since her instalment as Queen 5000 years ago. The Queen's sppech has been a popular highlight of the yuletide festivities watched by millions all waitin...

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Funny story: Master of disguise finally caught after 400 costume changes

Master of disguise finally caught after 400 costume changes

Disguise artist Ernik Jugland (thought to be responsible for the recent Sherlock Holmes sightings) has finally been caught by police after a 5-day chase in which he used up 400 disguises.

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Funny story: Secret papers expose conspiracy group

Secret papers expose conspiracy group

A clandestine group of conspiracy theorists formerly known as 'The North Walsham And District Boys Brigade Cover But Really A Secret Society of Conspiracy Theorists Dn-Dn-Durrrrrn!' has been rocked by allegations that one of their members del...

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Funny story: Terrorists Gaining Sensitive Data through Spoof Site

Terrorists Gaining Sensitive Data through Spoof Site

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has determined that Middle-Eastern terrorist and other terrorist organizations are acquiring intelligence through secret codes written by spoof writer NickFun on the popular web site TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: The Life of Brain

The Life of Brain

A HIDDEN HOARD OF MILLIONS of sex slaves is being unearthed by police potholing beneath the Pennines.

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Funny story: Transport for London offer cure for loss of sensitive government documents

Transport for London offer cure for loss of sensitive government documents

Transport for London has responded to the recent spate of mislaid confidential documents and miscellaneous computer disks by government officials with what it feels is a novel and relatively cheap solution to the problem.

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