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Funny story: What It Is To Be Scottish

What It Is To Be Scottish

You rule the United Kingdom, but don't care that you do Not even the 'fighting Irish' dare take you on You rule Northern Ireland, and make sure the 'fighting Irish' will never forget that you do You believe in God, but not the Pope Your women drink more than any Irish men could, and your women are tougher than any Irish men You fight wars against the English like men on battlefields...

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Funny story: Ronnie Wood "It's True - Rod Stewart IS a Tight Scottish Tw*t"

Ronnie Wood "It's True - Rod Stewart IS a Tight Scottish Tw*t"

Neolithic-looking lothario Rolling Stone, Ronnie Wood, who left his beautiful blonde wife for a 63 year old Russian lap dancer last year, has spoken out in support of Rod Stewart's son Sean, who claimed that his father was "cheap" on a trial by telev...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson admits that he's not really Scottish, but a Geordie

Sir Alex Ferguson admits that he's not really Scottish, but a Geordie

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson surprised the footballing world today, when he announced he was actually from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, and not from Scotland. 'Aye, it's true, man', he said from his whippet club near Gateshead, 'Ah'm actual...

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Funny story: "Gordon Brown is Scottish" poll reveals

"Gordon Brown is Scottish" poll reveals

A poll has revealed that PM Gordon Brown is Scottish. Labour party activists moved swiftly in a bid to cover up this damaging news. It is feared that this news may lose the government votes at the next election. Voters may want an explanation from...

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Funny story: Lorraine Kelly "Not Really Scottish"

Lorraine Kelly "Not Really Scottish"

The world of entertainment is reeling today following sensational claims that bubbly round-shouldered GMTV presenter Lorraine Kelly (55), is only pretending to be Scottish and was actually born in the US. The shock revelation has come from exuber...

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Funny story: Funny Scotland Squad

Funny Scotland Squad

It's quite ironic to think that with so many players dropping out of Scottish squads, this could well be a reality.

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Funny story: TheSpoof.Com Admit Responsibility for The Scottish Cup Final 'Moustachegate'

TheSpoof.Com Admit Responsibility for The Scottish Cup Final 'Moustachegate'

A 'Queen of the South' versus 'Glasgow Rangers' Cup Final was never going to get the mouth watering.

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Funny story: Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke banned in Iran

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke banned in Iran

The now famous, but sometimes politically incorrect and nonetheless extremely funny Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke has been banned in Iran by their president, Havano Dinnajacket.

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Funny story: JK Rowling Prepares to Sue the World

JK Rowling Prepares to Sue the World

"I have decided (says JKR from the throne of her Scottish castle) that all people who have profited from my creation, Harry Potter, or are thinking about profiting are to be sued. Steve Vanderark (Harry Potter Lexicon Creator) is just the beginning… next time it's the world.

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Funny story: SPL to play abroad?

SPL to play abroad?

The Scottish Premier League is in talks with an international consortium, led by investment firm Diamonde Group, which wants to hold SPL matches outside of Scotland for the first time, a move which has delighted ex-pat Scots across the globe.

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Funny story: Tennis Ace Andy Murray Is Set To Have A Personality Bypass Operation

Tennis Ace Andy Murray Is Set To Have A Personality Bypass Operation

Sky News has announced that British Tennis Ace Andy Murray is likely to be out of the game for at least a month which means that he will miss the first Tennis Grand Slam of the season the Australian Open.

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Funny story: Scottish ex-prostitutes find home

Scottish ex-prostitutes find home

Go to the centre of Edinburgh after dark and you can see the women start to colonise the district. The grey suits that are everywhere during daylight hours give way to multi-coloured miniskirts as the time arrives for a different kind of product to be traded.

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Funny story: Poll numbers not good for Barney and Mss Beazley

Poll numbers not good for Barney and Mss Beazley

A recent poll shows approval ratings for President Bush's two Scottish Terriers to be at all-time lows, with Barney tipping the scale at a scant 11.1 percent.

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Funny story: Don't Be Rood Holly

Don't Be Rood Holly

Defence cuts of around 2 billion Ukp are going to have a major impact on Scottish Regiments. Apparently they will all be disbanded with only one super regiment remaining.

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Funny story: Scots hit the self-destruct button

Scots hit the self-destruct button

The Scottish nation is tottering on the brink of extinction.

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Funny story: Welsh and Scottish fans behaviour 'unacceptable'

Welsh and Scottish fans behaviour 'unacceptable'

The Welsh and Scottish football associations have attacked both countries' sets of supporters following their national teams' recent heartbreaking exits from the 2004 European Championships.

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