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Funny story: Europe Launches First Shuttle Mission

Europe Launches First Shuttle Mission

Kourou, French Guiana (IPP) - The Europeon Space Agency (ESA) launched an Ariane rocket from Europe's space port in South America. The Ariane is piloted by Mexican astronauts. ESA has been outsourcing its astronaut jobs in order to save money.

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Funny story: Stealth Bomber Goes Missing

Stealth Bomber Goes Missing

A United States Air Force B-2 stealth bomber - one of the most expensive military aircraft in the world - has gone missing on a routine training mission over the Pacific Ocean. The USAF says the plane, costing around $1.2billion (£610million), di...

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Funny story: US to outsource future satellite destruction to China

US to outsource future satellite destruction to China

WASHINGTON - The Pentagon today announced that it will be outsourcing future satellite destruction to China, after evaluating the costs of Wednesday's shootdown of a crippled reconnaissance satellite.

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Funny story: Rogue Satellite vows vengeance on America

Rogue Satellite vows vengeance on America

An angry satellite, which narrowly survived being destroyed by a US missile, is secretly plotting the downfall of the Western superpower, it was revealed tonight.

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Funny story: German Nudist Airline flight missing amid Pentagon rogue satellite claims

German Nudist Airline flight missing amid Pentagon rogue satellite claims

Baden-Baden - (Nude Ass Mess): The recently launched Fokker Nudist Airlines is frantically searching for its ex-Hawaii, Dusseldorf-bound airbus following reports that the Pentagon ordered it shot down over the Pacific after mistaking it for...

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Funny story: Iraqi Insurgents Shoot Down Satellite With Woman

Iraqi Insurgents Shoot Down Satellite With Woman

In a move to one up the US Navy, Iraqi insurgents strapped explosives to a woman and catapulted her into space, intercepting a falling bus-sized satellite that was threatening to endanger unsuspecting earthlings. Upon impact, the satellite exploded...

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Funny story: US Navy see red

US Navy see red

Geneve - Claims by a Pentagon official that a US Navy missile had successfully hit and destroyed a rogue satellite are completely untrue. The missile, infact, actually hit and destroyed the Rouge satellite. This has resulted in the w...

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Funny story: U.S. Navy Shoots Down Sputnik Spy Satellite

U.S. Navy Shoots Down Sputnik Spy Satellite

The inoperable antique Russian spy satellite Sputnik I, orbiting 150 miles above Earth, was struck Wednesday by a missile fired from a Navy cruiser, announced U.S. military representatives.

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Funny story: US ponders use of punter to down satellite

US ponders use of punter to down satellite

Punter, Jeff Feagles, is under serious consideration to punt down a crippled US spy satellite instead of the expected Navy shootdown. Feagles recently signed a two-year contract with the NFL champion New York Giants.

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Funny story: Star Wars program revived as Pentagon readies to shoot down rogue satellite from International Space Station

Star Wars program revived as Pentagon readies to shoot down rogue satellite from International Space Station

Washington DC - (Ballistic Mess): Pentagon top brass are ready to blast into smithereens a rogue military satellite that has lost control and is threatening to smash into New York's Empire State Building.

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Funny story: China to prove "the Man in the Moon" has slanty eyes

China to prove "the Man in the Moon" has slanty eyes

As China launched a space probe on wednesday evening, the scientists behind the mission have speculated that the legendary face of the"Man in the Moon" is actually a Chinaman. Professor Pee Pee of the Beijing University of Aeronautical Stuff said:...

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Funny story: Man-made Satellites Found Orbiting Other Planets

Man-made Satellites Found Orbiting Other Planets

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Space scientists were astounded today when the Pluto bound New Horizons space craft sent photos back to Earth of satellites orbiting the other planets that had been sent aloft by Haiti.

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Funny story: NASA Recalls 147 Satellites

NASA Recalls 147 Satellites

Houston, Texas (IP) - NASA has recalled 147 satellites because of faulty kanooter valves. The Space Agency announced the shocking news at a press conference that was originally intended to focus attention on their successful teacher in space program...

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Funny story: Weather Satellite Unable to Detect Mexican Border

Weather Satellite Unable to Detect Mexican Border

Cape Canaveral, Florida, (IP) - A weather satellite launched by intoxicated technicians has been unable to detect a border line between Mexico and the United States. Scientists are unsure if this is an artifact of the resolution capabilities of the...

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Funny story: Windows Vista upgrade crashes XM satellite

Windows Vista upgrade crashes XM satellite

Washington (Spoof News) On Monday morning System Administrators at the technical operations center for XM satellite radio attempted a Windows Vista upgrade for the on-board CPU system controller of their satellite that normally blank...

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Funny story: TV satellites gone wrong

TV satellites gone wrong

Today a massive laser beam with toxic TV rays destroyed an area of sea the size of California, and Sky television is being blamed.

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