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Funny story: Mon Dieu! Le Sundance Kid!

Mon Dieu! Le Sundance Kid!

There was an awkward moment at the Elysee Palace last week when Robert Redford was presented with the Legion d'Honeur. French President Nicolas Sarkozy presented the Hollywood legend with France's most prestigious award and then whispered somethin...

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Funny story: Brigitte Bardot To Run Against French President Nicolas Sarkozy In 2012

Brigitte Bardot To Run Against French President Nicolas Sarkozy In 2012

PARIS - Brigitte Bardot retired from making films in 1973 to become a full time animal rights activist. And in that time she has helped to save the wandering whales off the coast of Wales, the pigskin dolphins off the coast of Miami, and the French f...

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Funny story: Sarkozy discovers fuel alternative

Sarkozy discovers fuel alternative

Amid reports that France only has a measly ten days worth of fuel left, it comes as no surprise that the French Premier has discovered an alternative means to powering cars in France. Sarkozy is now dishing out "USB Powerpoints" which will power h...

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Funny story: Carla Bruni Banned From State Visit To Vatican

Carla Bruni Banned From State Visit To Vatican

The Vatican ordered Carla Bruni not to accompany her husband, French President Nicolas Sarkozi, on a state visit to the Roman Catholic HQ. Officially, the reason given was that nude and scantily-clad pictures of the former model and singer would b...

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Funny story: Sarkozy forbids wearing of Edward Cullen t-shirts

Sarkozy forbids wearing of Edward Cullen t-shirts

Three months ago, Sarkozy revealed his plan to prevent women in his country from wearing burqas. Now seeking to annoy people furthermore, our favourite Frenchman has made another "Controversial" decision, by introducing a law against the wearing of E...

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Funny story: Sarkozy's Latest, Latest immigration policy: "Enough is enough"

Sarkozy's Latest, Latest immigration policy: "Enough is enough"

EU officials have criticised Sarkozy's policy of immigration following reports that Amazon customers were receiving "funny looking people" instead of their prized possessions. Having failed with his iconic show "Napoleon's Castle"; compacted by se...

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Funny story: Cheese Eating Surrender-Monkeys Fall For Daily Fake Eiffel Tower Hoax Bomb-Threat. Again.

Cheese Eating Surrender-Monkeys Fall For Daily Fake Eiffel Tower Hoax Bomb-Threat. Again.

Some a--hole called in what French Intelligence <ha!> officials considered a 'credible threat' against the Eiffel Tower, and the French police bought it, evacuating tens of thousands of people who live in Paris near the giant Erector-set abort...

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Funny story: Sarkozy Finally Dubbed "Too Tall"

Sarkozy Finally Dubbed "Too Tall"

President Sarkozy celebrated his first recent success story this week when (in a first for the five-foot-five Frenchman) he was proclaimed "too tall" for the part of one of the dwarves in upcoming film "The Hobbit". Tiny Sarkozy, who auditioned on...

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Funny story: Balloon Race across France "Sarkozy's Latest Immigration Policy"

Balloon Race across France "Sarkozy's Latest Immigration Policy"

More French news for you all. Following the expected cancellation of "Napoleon's Castle", Sarkozy has refined his policy concerning the immigration of Romanian Gypsy folk. "We've been giving out free tickets on hot air balloons for the past two da...

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Funny story: Sarkozy's "Napoleon Castle" show threatened as Terror Alert High.

Sarkozy's "Napoleon Castle" show threatened as Terror Alert High.

This story is a direct follow up of Sarkozy responds to Immigration Policy Criticisms If you haven't read it, you may want to before reading this one. Yesterday we broke the news that Sarkozy has launched the gameshow "Napoleon Castle". After one...

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Funny story: Sarkozy responds to criticisms of Immigration Policy

Sarkozy responds to criticisms of Immigration Policy

Nicolas Sarkozy has amended his policy of shipping the Romanians out of his country, in light of recent criticism by the European Union that it mirrored the Holocaust. Instead of forcing the refugees back onto planes, Sarkozy has launched a brand...

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Funny story: Sarkozy loves gypsies: (It's a fact!)

Sarkozy loves gypsies: (It's a fact!)

President Nicolas Sarkozy, hurt at being compared to France's collaborationist World War Two leaders because of his policy of expelling Roms (gypsies) from French territory, threw a giant open-air party for France's gypsies on Wednesday night. The...

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Funny story: Incredible Shrinking Sarkozy!

Incredible Shrinking Sarkozy!

French scientists are deseperately seeking a way to stop the president, Nicolas Sarkozy, shrinking. It is feared that if they do not succeed he will be invisible to the naked eye by Christmas. Unfortunately for the President, no-one noticed his...

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Funny story: The Italian Touch

The Italian Touch

Apparently, French Prime Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, is spitting bullets at the leaked news concerning his love rival, Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi, 73! Quite apart from having a better name than his Mr Sarkozy is well pissed regarding disclosures of t...

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Funny story: France Has Declared War On Al Qaeda - Huh? No Way - France Does Not Do 'Fighting'

France Has Declared War On Al Qaeda - Huh? No Way - France Does Not Do 'Fighting'

PARIS - French President Nicolas "French Fries" Sarkozy has issued a statement declaring war on the nefarious, guerrilla group known as Al Qaeda. Sarkozy said that it is his understanding that AQ leaders highly insulted his wife Carla Bruni Sarkoz...

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Funny story: We are very upset say Bruka supporters

We are very upset say Bruka supporters

Customers of the Swedish design company Bruka are furious following the French parliaments decision to ban the wearing of Bruka in public places. "I have now idea why they would ban such an inoffensive company such as Bruka" said Agnes Movenpick y...

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Funny story: Burka Ban Is Just The Start - Sarkozy

Burka Ban Is Just The Start - Sarkozy

President Nicolas "Au Naturelle" Sarkozy has won the first step in a year-long plan to make clothes illegal for women. On a day of confusion in France's lower house of parliament, members overwhelmingly approved a bill that would ban wearing the I...

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