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Funny story: San Franciso bans nekkidness--'All nekkidness'

San Franciso bans nekkidness--'All nekkidness'

SAN FRANCISCO, California (ABSNN) - The City Board of Supervisors of San Francisco voted 6-5 Tuesday to prohibit Bay Area residents ever again getting nekkid. Even showering in the nude is now a felony crime. "All forms of nekkidness is hereby and...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Hates Baseball

Simon Cowell Hates Baseball

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell made it known to the executives at the Fox Network that he was not happy that the post-season baseball game between the San Francisco Giants and the St. Louis Cardinals caused his show, X-Factor to be preempted. The Nation...

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Funny story: President Obama Plans To Legalize Marijuana Two Days Before The November Presidential Election

President Obama Plans To Legalize Marijuana Two Days Before The November Presidential Election

SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama visited The Golden Gate City of San Francisco where he spoke to a boisterous crowd at The Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. The president told the crowd of 13,739, that he wants them to know that the future lies with today's...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Admits That She Did In Fact Get A Tramp Stamp Tattoo With Russell Brand's Initials

Kate Gosselin Admits That She Did In Fact Get A Tramp Stamp Tattoo With Russell Brand's Initials

SAN FRANCISCO - Kate Gosselin and boyfriend Russell Brand traveled to San Francisco to see The Golden Gate Bridge, which Kate said she had been wanting to see ever since she was 26-years-old. The 37-year-old mother of eight, including sextuplets a...

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Funny story: Radioactive sushi beneficial

Radioactive sushi beneficial

San Francisco - The local chamber of commerce announced today that the new, glowing sushi being served at local eateries is very beneficial, especially for cancer patients. According to chair, Dr. Bunhardschmit, the radiation consumed in the sushi...

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Funny story: San Francisco to name street after Pelosi

San Francisco to name street after Pelosi

San Francisco Public Health Director Mike ("Stinky") Jones will rename a street after former-Speaker Nancy Pelosi today near San Francisco's solid waste transfer-station. "Pander Road" which connects Martin Luthjer King Jr. Drive and John F Kenned...

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Funny story: Pelosi Seeks Inspiration from a Bush

Pelosi Seeks Inspiration from a Bush

This week CNS News reported that the government spent nearly a quarter of a million dollars to "translocate" a single bush that stood in the way of a $1 billion highway improvement near San Franscisco. The plant, a rare "in-the-wild" Arctostaphyl...

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Funny story: Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

San Francisco CA: The Walt Disney Company announced today that the organization will purchase the City by the Bay from the State of California. A specific cost has not been mentioned, but analysis indicates that an offer of roughly California's curre...

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Funny story: Louisville - Mayor Fischer To Use Convicted Felons As Police Officers

Louisville - Mayor Fischer To Use Convicted Felons As Police Officers

Louisville KY. - Mayor Greg Fischer's recommended spending plan for the 2012-2013 fiscal year that will begin July 1, 2012 and ending June 31, 2013, has a total $712 million in spending. This spending included strategic investments in job creation, p...

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Funny story: Barstuck's to Begin Serving Medicinal Marijuana for Happy Hour

Barstuck's to Begin Serving Medicinal Marijuana for Happy Hour

Barstuck's Cafe today announced that it will begin serving Medicinal Marijuana in specially selected Barstuck's fitted with small smoking rooms. On the heals of recent trials of serving beer and wine, Barstuck's official said it was just a natural p...

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Funny story: Obama Vs Barebottom Reaches the US Supreme Court

Obama Vs Barebottom Reaches the US Supreme Court

Washington DC: In late January 2013 the Supreme Court delayed hearing the Affordable Health Care for America Act (ObamaCare) individual mandate challenge and opted to hear Obama Vs Barebottom. The San Francisco CA City Council passed an ordinance...

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Funny story: San Francisco Outlaws Same-Sex Bicycle Seats

San Francisco Outlaws Same-Sex Bicycle Seats

Please turn out the lights when you leave San Francisco. Of all places, where Dykes on Bikes parade nude from the head down on rumbling Harley Davidsons, where a quasi-religious order mocks the Catholic Church with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence wearing nun habits, where the mayor is celebrated for porking his best friend's wife; I could go on and on, but I want to limit my dialogue to a spe...

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Funny story: San Francisco to vote on religious mutilation ban

San Francisco to vote on religious mutilation ban

In an up-and-coming vote which will take place in San Francisco in November, voters will be given the choice on whether religious groups should be banned from mutilating their children in the name of their faith. The ban is controversial because...

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Funny story: Joe Jonas Offers To Buy Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

Joe Jonas Offers To Buy Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

SAN FRANCISCO - Joe Jonas traveled to The Golden Gate City to relax after a grueling concert tour with his band the Jonas Brothers. He was relaxing down at the Fisherman's Wharf when he was approached by a reporter for iRumors Summersetter Faxx.

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Offer To Pay Charlie Sheen $2 Million For The Use Of His Word "Winning!"

The Green Bay Packers Offer To Pay Charlie Sheen $2 Million For The Use Of His Word "Winning!"

GREEN BAY - The World Champion Green Bay Packers, winners of Super Bowl XLV, have been in contact with Charlie "Sir Warlord" Sheen in regards to use of his patented one-word saying "Winning." The Packers front office has stated that they would lik...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married

Selena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married

SAN FRANCISCO - Selena Gomez and her 'official' boyfriend Justin Bieber were in the city that is home to the World Champion baseball San Francisco Giants. They were seen having a garden variety pizza on Fisherman's Wharf. A reporter for Tittle Tat...

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Funny story: 'Frisco Gay Escorts Complain About "Lack of Tips" as they Mount Attack Against Circumcision!

'Frisco Gay Escorts Complain About "Lack of Tips" as they Mount Attack Against Circumcision!

San Francisco advocates of Gay Rights have now shifted their focus toward jump starting the economy after noting that income for Gay Escorts has been impacted by the long held medical practice of circumcision at birth. "Circumcision was a common...

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