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Funny story: Manu Ginobili of The San Antonio Spurs Addresses The Presidential Rumors

Manu Ginobili of The San Antonio Spurs Addresses The Presidential Rumors

SAN ANTONIO - Manu Ginobili is widely considered to be one of the most popular San Antonio Spurs players in the history of the storied NBA franchise. Ginobili, who was born and raised in Argentina, was recently interviewed by Buckaroo Kazoo with T...

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Funny story: Tony Parker Leads The San Antonio Spurs To The NBA Western Conference Championship As They Sweep The Memphis Grizzlies 4 Games to 0

Tony Parker Leads The San Antonio Spurs To The NBA Western Conference Championship As They Sweep The Memphis Grizzlies 4 Games to 0

MEMPHIS - The Land of Elvis Presley was singing the blues as their hometown team the Memphis Grizzlies got beat by The NBA Championship Game bound San Antonio Spurs 93-86. Tony "The Frenchman" Parker dashed and slashed his way through the Grizzlie...

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Funny story: Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

SAN ANTONIO - Word from the front office of the San Antonio Spurs is that their four time NBA world champion power forward Tim Duncan is headed from the basketball court to the divorce court. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that a county courthou...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat

Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant recently stated that he was thinking about retiring, but those close to the ball hound know better. Fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace said that Kobe will retire from the round ball game whenever he is t...

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Funny story: President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Jack Nicholson

President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Jack Nicholson

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jack Nicholson recently won a $100,000 bet when the Los Angeles Lakers managed to somehow limp into the NBA Western Conference playoffs. And now the star of Easy Rider, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, A Few Good Men and Oops...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Sweep The L.A. Lakers - Jack Nicholson Talking Rehab

The San Antonio Spurs Sweep The L.A. Lakers - Jack Nicholson Talking Rehab

LOS ANGELES - TNT's Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley and Kenny "The Jet" Smith have not been shy about telling it like it is where the Los Angeles Lakers are concerned. The TNT Twins said that now that the Lakers have been swept four games to none by...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Is Furious With A Capital F

Kobe Bryant Is Furious With A Capital F

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers are down to the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA's Western Conference Playoffs, 3 games to none. An unnamed source said that "Vino" Bryant is so mad he could eat a runned over possum and not bat an eye.

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Funny story: Metta World Peace Wants Kobe Bryant To Tweet - Kobe Says No Way Bro

Metta World Peace Wants Kobe Bryant To Tweet - Kobe Says No Way Bro

SAN ANTONIO - Even if most of the sports writers, reporters, and announcers have said that they think Kobe "The Black Mamba" should stop tweeting during the playoffs, one Laker teammate has insisted that he keep it up. Metta World Peace, the angry...

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Funny story: The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

NEW YORK CITY - After receiving tens of thousands of complaints in the form of emails, text messages, and phone calls from upset NBA fans, the commissioner of the NBA David Stern has issued an official warning to Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers...

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Funny story: A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting

A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs handed the Los Angeles Lakers a 91-79 defeat in game one of their best of seven Western Conference playoffs series. An unidentified AT&T locker room attendant stated to Sporting Chance Magazine that Coach D'...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

SAN ANTONIO - Kobe "Vino" Bryant sat at his home in Los Angeles tweeting up a storm as his Laker teammates played in their first game of the playoffs against the San Antonio Spurs. Kobe, who just recently discovered tweeting, tweeted his team to...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley: Well It Looks Like The Lucky Lakers Made It To The Playoffs

Charles Barkley: Well It Looks Like The Lucky Lakers Made It To The Playoffs

ATLANTA - Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley expressed what a lot of Laker haters felt when the guys in purple and gold somehow managed to make it into the NBA playoffs without their star player, court coach, and head cheerleader Kobe Bryant. Barkley s...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Is Now Playing The Piano To Relieve The Stress of Losing So Many Games

Kobe Bryant Is Now Playing The Piano To Relieve The Stress of Losing So Many Games

MEMPHIS - The player-coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bean Bryant, sat dejected in the visiting team locker room as he saw his Tinsel Town team fall for the fourth time in a row 106-93. And the team putting it to the Hollywood Lakers this tim...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels For Max George

Lindsay Lohan Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels For Max George

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan has stated that she truly feels that she is on the road to recovery as she has hooked up with Max George of The Wanted. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight Max and Lindsay first met at The Drunken Door Mouse Bar in New...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Addresses Those Persistent Drinking Rumors

Ricky Gervais Addresses Those Persistent Drinking Rumors

LAS VEGAS - Ricky Gervais traveled to Las Vegas to visit the world famous Hoover Dam. The British comedian stood in awe as he gazed upon the concrete monstrosity and simply remarked "Damn!" (no pun intended). Gervais was accompanied by his hair...

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Funny story: Popovich Spurred on by Spurious Media

Popovich Spurred on by Spurious Media

San Antonio Spurs lost for the first time in a month. The Coach, the ever-effervescent Gregg Popovich, maintained his usually garrulous approach to the media. TV reporters are always careful that the boom isn't lowered on their heads. For those...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Spotted Walking Hand-In-Hand With His Former Hair Stylist Mr. Maurice-Maurice of Memphis

Charles Barkley Spotted Walking Hand-In-Hand With His Former Hair Stylist Mr. Maurice-Maurice of Memphis

OKLAHOMA CITY - Charles Barkley was in town for the NBA Western Conference championship series between the San Antonio Spurs and the Oklahoma City Thunder. The Spurs led by veterans Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, and Manu Ginobili have won the first two...

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