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Funny story: Samantha Ronson Spits In Lindsay Lohan's Face - Lindsay Kicks Back

Samantha Ronson Spits In Lindsay Lohan's Face - Lindsay Kicks Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It certainly does appear that Lindsay Lohan just does not know what the meaning of "no" is. Her ex-boyfriend Samantha Ronson dumped her last year and since then LiLo has been openly pining for the oafish looking 'pixie boy.' It ha...

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Funny story: Michelle "The Bombshell" McGee Dancing With The Stars Standby Replacement

Michelle "The Bombshell" McGee Dancing With The Stars Standby Replacement

HOLLYWOOD - "Tattoo Tart" Michelle McGee is rumored to be a Dancing With The Stars standby, in the event that one of the celebrity dancers should get hurt and not be able to continue. McGee replied that she would be thrilled to become a possible...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Still Pining For Samantha Ronson, Names Her Left One Samantha and Her Right One Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Still Pining For Samantha Ronson, Names Her Left One Samantha and Her Right One Ronson

TIJUANA, Mexico - Actress Lindsay Lohan traveled down to Mexico to buy a serape, some maracas, a Samantha Ronson pinata, and some multi-vitamin pills. One of the overweight salesladies at The Magkneefeezunt Many Maracas Shop recognized her. "Ey ju...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has A Vaginoplasty Procedure

Lindsay Lohan Has A Vaginoplasty Procedure

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan has recently had more ups and downs than an amusement park roller coaster. She has survived the harsh breakup of the love of her life Samantha Ronson. She has accepted the fact that no movie studio wants her to star...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Frantic, Frantic Naked Call For Help

Lindsay Lohan's Frantic, Frantic Naked Call For Help

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan placed a 911 call and told the operator that she wanted her to give her the number of her mother's cell phone. LiLo said that she was crying so much that she could not see the number on the cell phone number pad.

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Funny story: The Punk Who Burglarized Lindsay Lohan's Home Is Caught

The Punk Who Burglarized Lindsay Lohan's Home Is Caught

CALABASAS, California - The individual who reportedly broke into Lindsay Lohan's home last month has been arrested by Officer Zack Crossrail of the Calabasas Police Department. Officer Crossrail stopped Nathan Pruganzinski on account his car was m...

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Funny story: Samantha Ronson Claims She Is The Father Of Michael Jackson's Children

Samantha Ronson Claims She Is The Father Of Michael Jackson's Children

LA HABRA, California - In a surprising development, Lindsay Lohan's on-again, off-again gal pal Samantha Ronson has just announced that she is the real father of Michael Jackson's three children. Ronson met Ryan Seacrest at a Dairy Queen in La Hab...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Dumping Samantha Ronson To Concentrate On Older Women

Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Dumping Samantha Ronson To Concentrate On Older Women

MALIBU BEACH, California - On again off again actress Lindsay Lohan has revealed to Internet Blogger Perez Hilton that she has decided to dump her ex-ex-ex "Boyfriend" Samantha Ronson again for the third or seventh time. The hazel-eyed skinny-as-h...

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Funny story: Samantha Ronson To Star In The Donny And Marie Osmond Story

Samantha Ronson To Star In The Donny And Marie Osmond Story

HOLLYWOOD - Now that she has dumped her girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson has just signed to star in the MGM movie, "The Donny and Marie Osmond Story." It was really not made clear if Samantha will be portraying Donny or Marie. One thing...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Dumped By Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Dumped By Samantha Ronson

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has told talk show host Ellen DeGeneres that she is so devastated by being dumped by her "Boyfriend" Samantha Ronson that she has decided to leave the country. The 22-year-old Lohan said that since the Ronster broke up w...

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Funny story: Sam Ronson Hospitalized

Sam Ronson Hospitalized

After a short visit to a Los Angeles hospital sometimes Sunday afternoon, Samantha Ronson is thanking supporters on her MySpaceBlog. "Thanks for all your messages, I read every one" Ronson, 31, wrote in a post on Sunday night. "I'm home now and fe...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan to have major 'personal' surgery prior to her engagement

Lindsay Lohan to have major 'personal' surgery prior to her engagement

The Hollywood actress, singer and money-waster Lindsay Lohan is to have a special operation prior to her engagement to DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson. According to a tabloid daily newspaper, a close aquaintance of the lesbian couple, Jock Strap, wh...

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