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Funny story: NHL lockout causes ripples.

NHL lockout causes ripples.

CANUCK NEWSWIRE, December 17, 2004---Draught beer sales dropped 74% across the country in November and industry insiders are blaming the NHL lockout for the astounding drop. "We've never seen anything like it," said Gregg D'Avignon...

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Funny story: Boat Sales Rise on East and West Coasts

Boat Sales Rise on East and West Coasts

In the week since the Presidential election, marinas on both the East and West Coasts are reporting a 49% increase in boat sales.

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Funny story: Clinton Book Sees Second Printing

Clinton Book Sees Second Printing

WASHINGTON - Following the release of former President Bill Clinton's book, 'My Life', in June of this year, several watch-groups have reported a host of typographical errors. The book has enjoyed only marginal sales, despite the heavy m...

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Funny story: Saturn Cassini Unveiled

Saturn Cassini Unveiled

Saturn Corporation announced today that the new 2005 Saturn Cassini would go on sale everywhere in the solar system. The American carmaker, having previously limited its car sales to North America, decided to widen the company's sales territory. Harv...

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Funny story: Man Who Hates Football Suddenly Likes Football, Actually

Man Who Hates Football Suddenly Likes Football, Actually

Robert Bolton, an IT sales executive, credit control assistant or retail analyst from somewhere like Chester or Chesterfield announced today that he doesn't hate football, he likes it, actually.

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Funny story: BIGGEST TAX CUT EVER & HOW YOU BENEFIT

BIGGEST TAX CUT EVER & HOW YOU BENEFIT

The people on the Forbes list of billionaires do not have to pay any taxes any longer - sales tax included. Now please don´t think that this is unfair or an unjust republican law for the most wealthy. Give me a chance to explain. Billionaires have ac...

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Funny story: R Kelly on career high after child sex allegations

R Kelly on career high after child sex allegations

The latest sales figures for the UK album chart suggest R & B crooner R Kelly's new album: "Chocolate Factory" is actually selling better amidst allegations that R Kelly has slept with a minor.

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Funny story: World’s first eye and tooth trading market opens

World’s first eye and tooth trading market opens

I was one of the fortunate few invited to the opening of a brand new franchise, "Eye-Tooth". The franchise of 12 shops are owned by Jacob Dereki, a successful mime artist from a village just outside of Giza, Egypt. The concept of the franchise is to allow the trading of eyes and teeth, but the most novel twist of "Eye-Tooth" is the sales method involved.

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Funny story: 'Sad Man' Recovering

'Sad Man' Recovering

A man diagnosed as "deeply sad" was said to be improving last night. Doctors say his condition was triggered by falling into a dilemma last Friday evening.

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