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Funny story: Senior Judge Shocks Commons: "MP's will now have to follow the law"

Senior Judge Shocks Commons: "MP's will now have to follow the law"

In a shocking announcement today, it was confirmed that the Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales would be asking all Members of Parliament to now follow the laws of the Nation. MP's have famously been exempt from being answerable to the law sin...

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Funny story: Man Utd Trades Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur For Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko

Man Utd Trades Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur For Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko

Man. U. has trading in Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur for Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko. Sir Alex Ferguson has decided to trade Ryan Giggs due to highly personal reasons that he said that he would rather not go into. When pressed he repli...

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Funny story: Amir Khan, Ryan Giggs, David Threlfall Steven Gerrard And Max Mosley To Hold A Meeting - Agenda Uncertain

Amir Khan, Ryan Giggs, David Threlfall Steven Gerrard And Max Mosley To Hold A Meeting - Agenda Uncertain

Today's gossip columns are buzzing with the news that apparently, a disparate group of high profile British media personalities have arranged a meeting. Although nobody has the faintest clue what will be on the agenda. Footballers, Giggs and Ge...

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Funny story: United Want Gerard Piquet Back Because Giggsy Fancies Shakira

United Want Gerard Piquet Back Because Giggsy Fancies Shakira

According to the legendary Manchester rumour mill, Sir Alex Ferguson is preparing to swoop on Barcelona, in order to get Gerard Piquet back to Old Trafford, because United legend, Ryan Giggs allegedly thinks Piquet's girlfriend - diminutive Colombian...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Offered Drastic Advice By Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru

Wayne Rooney Offered Drastic Advice By Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru

Wayne Rooney has been offered some life changing advice by the Lifestyle and Yoga Guru of Ryan Giggs. The guru says that Rooney will never be happy unless he makes changes to his life. Change number one would involve giving away all his money t...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs - Arise, Sir Giggsy

Ryan Giggs - Arise, Sir Giggsy

Popular Manchester United veteran Ryan Giggs could be in for a knighthood if an MP gets his way. Manchester Central MP, Tony Lloyd, tabled an early-day motion in the Commons asking for backing. According to Mr Lloyd, Giggs' little-known researc...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs To Sign Up For Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch?

Ryan Giggs To Sign Up For Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch?

As it emerged today, veteran Manchester United football star, Ryan Giggs has signed yet another one year extension to his contract, but many people are wondering what he will do after he decides to draw the curtain on his distinguished football caree...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru Shocks Manchester United Football Club Chiefs

Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru Shocks Manchester United Football Club Chiefs

Ryan Giggs' Yoga Guru has stunned Manchester United Football chiefs by giving them an offer that they definitely can refuse. He told the very rich, very fat group of couch potatoes that the only way to gain enlightenment is through fasting and pover...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs - Class Act - Crap Actor

Ryan Giggs - Class Act - Crap Actor

He's ageless and timeless and one of the greatest footballers to grace the beautiful game with his presence. At the ripe old age of 35, 'Giggsy' as he is known to football afficionados has firmly cemented his name in the football hall of fame.

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Funny story: Neville And Giggs Grounded

Neville And Giggs Grounded

Gary Neville and Ryan Giggs have been grounded for a week by Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson after the pair danced on the bar of a Manchester club as they celebrated United's EIGHTEENTH successful championship campaign and started singing...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs To Buy MEN Arena

Ryan Giggs To Buy MEN Arena

Reports coming in state that 35 years young Manchester United legend Ryan Giggs is looking to buy the MEN Arena venue in central Manchester because he needs a bigger place to store his collection of medals, awards, diplomas, international caps, and a...

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Funny story: Cardiff Take Giggs

Cardiff Take Giggs

Cardiff City Football Club made a dream signing today when they bought Welsh legend Ryan Giggs from Manchester United for a fee of £5million pounds. Cardiff City have bought Ryan Giggs, that was just a dream right? No, it is true, Ryan Giggs ha...

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

In a very rare occurrence in professional sports, Manager Alex Ferguson, is the latest Manchester United man to succumb to injury.

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