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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Refuses Russia’s Amazingly Generous Campaign Offer

Bernie Sanders Refuses Russia’s Amazingly Generous Campaign Offer

LONG BRANCH, South Carolina – The candidate who is leading the Democratic pack running for president, Bernie Sanders, told The Washington Globe Express that he has just received a tremendously generous offer from President Vladimir Putin of Russia.

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Funny story: Russia Wants Trump To Get Re-Elected and Donates $67.5 Million To His Re-Election Campaign

Russia Wants Trump To Get Re-Elected and Donates $67.5 Million To His Re-Election Campaign

NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun Observer is reporting that a reliable source inside the White House has just revealed some very interesting information. The source who will simply be known as Finola Sprywillow, 31, told the Sun Observer that she...

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Funny story: Trump and Putin Secretly Agree To Allow Trump To Build A 101-Story Trump Tower In Moscow

Trump and Putin Secretly Agree To Allow Trump To Build A 101-Story Trump Tower In Moscow

MOSCOW – One of Moscow’s leading daily newspapers, The Moscow Red Press, has just announced that a 101-story Trump Tower will be built right across from the Kremlin. The Red Press learned of the deal from one of Russia’s top ballerinas, Sofilana N...

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Funny story: Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!

Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!

U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell this week complained about being labled "Moscow Mitch", based on his not allowing legislation to strengthen preventive measures against Russian interference in U.S. elections. Leningrad Lindsey Graham came to Moscow Mi...

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Funny story: Russian Girl, 12, Sent To Siberian Camp For Taking Selfie With Vladimir Putin

Russian Girl, 12, Sent To Siberian Camp For Taking Selfie With Vladimir Putin

A 12-year-old Russian girl who tried to take a selfie with President Vladimir Putin, has been sent to a Siberian work camp for eight years. Vera Ivanovska took the photograph as Mr Putin arrived at the G20 Summit in Osaka on Friday. The president'…

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Funny story: Sergei Skripal Poisoning: Third Suspect Identified

Sergei Skripal Poisoning: Third Suspect Identified

The poisoning in the English town of Salisbury of former Soviet agent, Sergei Skripol, and his daughter, Yulia, in March last year, brought a concerted effort by British security services to catch those responsible, resulting in the identification of...

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

There is controversy today in the aftermath of the Kentucky Derby debacle, when winning horse, Maximum Security, was disqualified for 'impeding other horses', and relegated to last place. A new scandal has emerged, of potential Russian involvemen...

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Funny story: Whistleblower Releases Unredacted Mueller Report

Whistleblower Releases Unredacted Mueller Report

Etaoin Shrdlu, the linotype operator on the Robert Mueller team, has taken asylum in the Venezuelan embassy in Ottawa following his announcement that he has set in motion the release of an unredacted copy of the final report that Mueller delivered to...

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Funny story: A Message From Donald Trump

A Message From Donald Trump

Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...

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Funny story: Scientists Think They Know Which Galaxy Has Donald Trump Under Its Control

Scientists Think They Know Which Galaxy Has Donald Trump Under Its Control

Science Town, USA Scientists have long suspected that President Trump is under the control of an alien force. But for a long time they thought it was only Russia. However, scientists figured that even Russia couldn't benefit from all the hare-bra...

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Funny story: CNN Source Identified Only as "Beavis": Moscow Trump Tower Erection Story was Killed by Pecker at Enquirer

CNN Source Identified Only as "Beavis": Moscow Trump Tower Erection Story was Killed by Pecker at Enquirer

Van Nuys, California - In an exclusive CNN report, a confidential source calling himself "Beavis" or alternatively "Cornholio" contacted the news organization with startling revelations concerning National Enquirer chief David Pecker and the Trump O...

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Funny story: Russians Kidnap Nerdy American Scientists and Force Them to Watch Judd Apatow Movies

Russians Kidnap Nerdy American Scientists and Force Them to Watch Judd Apatow Movies

New York - After Russian authorities were suspected of poisoning former Russian counterspies in Britain, and the mysterious deaths of a few anti-Putin Russian journalists, a new revelation has shaken the relations between the superpower and the Unite...

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Funny story: New and Improved Version of Huggable "Vlad The Impaler" Doll to be Released in April

New and Improved Version of Huggable "Vlad The Impaler" Doll to be Released in April

Are teddy bears just not cutting it anymore? Does your heart need something more soothing to cuddle up with at night? The IMPALED Company is happy to announce that it will be releasing a new and improved version of the Huggable "Vlad The Impaler"...

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Funny story: Putin Told Trump James Comey Would Be Next POTUS

Putin Told Trump James Comey Would Be Next POTUS

Washington - (Rotters): The former FBI Director was fired by Donald Trump because a top secret KGB intelligence report named James Comey as the most likely next President of the United States. Compiled by the heads of Russian, Chinese and Iranian...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Pasha Kovalev Is A KGB Agent

Strictly Come Dancing Pasha Kovalev Is A KGB Agent

Pasha Kovalev, the 8-year veteran of the BBC's stupid dance extravaganza, Strictly Come Dancing, has announced that he is to leave the show 'forthwith, and by mutual consent'. The Spoof understands he is a KGB operative. Kovalev joined the show...

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Funny story: Cruise Missiles Back At Greenham Common As Part Of Trump-UK Trade Pact

Cruise Missiles Back At Greenham Common As Part Of Trump-UK Trade Pact

Washington DC - A post-Brexit US-UK trade deal will see the return to British soil of American cruise missiles, according to Spoof sources close to Mike Pompeo, President Trump’s trusty Secretary of Snakes. The deal is being thrashed out with Bri...

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Funny story: Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Tamper, Florida - (Rumpy-Dumpy News): Bob Mueller’s Rasher Inquiry took a dramatic new turn today with the arrest of an old mucker pal of President Don T Rump. Ex-GOP pork bellies peddler Roger Stoned got a 6am federal house call at his Tamper, F...

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