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Funny story: Devil to be investigated by Trading Standards after "shafting" customers out of their souls

Devil to be investigated by Trading Standards after "shafting" customers out of their souls

News filtered in last night that The Devil is set to be investigated by a team of professionals from Trading Standards after accusations that he has been offering poor deals to people wishing to sell their souls. In the past The Devil has been kno...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch tells how he almost closed down Man United

Rupert Murdoch tells how he almost closed down Man United

Rupert Murdoch has revealed how he considered closing down Manchester United after recent embarrassing results, before Charlies Angel wife Wendi pointed out that he doesn't own them. Writing on twitter yesterday he declared "Getting old, was going...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Arrested Again

Rebekah Brooks Arrested Again

The former Sun and News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks has been arrested again by police investigating the phone hacking scandal. It is believed that police turned up at her Oxfordshire home at 6am this morning primarily so they could catch Br...

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Funny story: 'This is a Fit & Proper Mess We're In' Murdoch

'This is a Fit & Proper Mess We're In' Murdoch

Outrage swept Parent company of James Murdoch, NEWS Corpse, at the suggestion that James was not fit. 'I have seen him running for cover for months' said a friend Hack Earwig 'he's very quick, even slippery. Of course he's fit!' But the question r...

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Funny story: David Cameron: I did not have sexual relations with that horse

David Cameron: I did not have sexual relations with that horse

Under pressure British Prime Minister David Cameron held a press conference today to deny having sex with a horse lent to Rupert Murdoch lacky Rebecca Crooks by the Metropolitan Police. Mr Cameron was in Brussels for yet another EU summit, but the...

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Funny story: Murdoch announces young, cutting edge replacement for The Sun

Murdoch announces young, cutting edge replacement for The Sun

In a move that has surprised many, Rupert Murdoch has announced a new venture that aims to replace the current Sun newspaper team with an emerging tabloid written exclusively by the under-5 age group. The move is said to be fuelled by a discovery...

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Funny story: Yippee! New squeaky-clean Sunday Smearer to hit the news stands!

Yippee! New squeaky-clean Sunday Smearer to hit the news stands!

London - Rupert Murdoch said today his new Sunday organ will be staffed with 10 journalists 'who have never been caught in any hacking scandal'. The NewsCorpse red top will be edited by a well-known beautiful woman noted for her sharp wit, endeari...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch and News International to launch new Sunday newspaper

Rupert Murdoch and News International to launch new Sunday newspaper

After months of speculation it seems like the pip is finally out of the bag. Following the closure of the News of The World in July last year after the phone-hacking scandal, News International look set to press ahead with a replacement Sunday newspa...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch to close down another newspaper

Rupert Murdoch to close down another newspaper

In a shock announcement today on his new twitter page, 800 year old Rupert Murdoch told the world his plan to 'streamline his business empire' while at the same time producing a new reality tv show for his worldwide tv networks. The dirty digger...

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Funny story: Wendy Deng Twitter account fake

Wendy Deng Twitter account fake

Operators of the popular social networking site Twitter were apologetic but believe had mitigation for their part in the Wendy Deng bungle. Wendy Deng is the 43 year-old wife of uber-rich media magnate Rupert Murdoch, who despite his 80 years, obv...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch & News International apologise for Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'

Rupert Murdoch & News International apologise for Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'

News International newspapers and Rupert Murdoch today made an unreserved apology over the Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'. The countdown clock for the scrumptious welsh childhood star was placed in the newsroom of News International newspapers...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Unveils Fake News Channel

Rupert Murdoch Unveils Fake News Channel

ALBANY, NY. - Hoping to capitalize on the burgeoning demand for truth-impaired media, Rupert Murdoch today launched the Fake News Channel (FNC), featuring 100% fake, fabricated, forged, concocted, spurious, fictitious, bogus, false, fraudulent, contr...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch to star in Eastenders

Rupert Murdoch to star in Eastenders

Billionaire tycoon Rupert Murdoch is to join the cast of Eastenders, soap bosses have revealed. The mega rich Aussie will play Pat Butcher's twin sister, Vera and join the cast in November. Writer Lawrence Smythe-Williamson confirmed the news '...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Is Starting To Have Second Thoughts About Running For President

Michele Bachmann Is Starting To Have Second Thoughts About Running For President

CIMARRON, Kansas - Michele Bachmann's Hairspray Over America Bus Tour brought her to Cimarron, Kansas, home of the largest Wheat Penny Museum in the entire world. She quipped to the 13 people in the audience that if one really gave out a penny for...

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Funny story: Tony Blair father of Rupert Murdoch's child

Tony Blair father of Rupert Murdoch's child

In a shock statement released today, it was revealed that former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is the real father of Rupert Murdoch's youngest child after taking part in an immaculate conception ceremony in the Holy land with the Australian Oliga...

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Funny story: News Of The World Closes: Rates of Paedophilia Increase

News Of The World Closes: Rates of Paedophilia Increase

Rates of sexual crime against children have risen since the closure of The News Of The World, a new report indicates. In July Rupert Murdoch's best-selling newspaper closed down over phone-whacking. The NOTW led the UK in paedophile entrapment, of...

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Funny story: Murdoch Offers To Pay Anders Breivik's Legal Costs

Murdoch Offers To Pay Anders Breivik's Legal Costs

In an out of character act of selfless charity, Rupert Murdoch has offered to pay unlimited legal costs for the Norwegian mass murderer, Anders Breivik, according to the respected Oslo tabloid News Of The Fjords Murdoch was seemingly ecstatic that...

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