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Funny story: Welsh Team to Counter Haka with Charlotte Church!

Welsh Team to Counter Haka with Charlotte Church!

The Welsh team plan to counter the All Blacks Haka with Charlotte Church in the upcoming Test Match at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Welsh Team Manager Taff Thomas said that in the light of recent pre-match shenanigans including the Irish Riv...

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Funny story: Irish Team Fails To Front For Second Half Sensation!

Irish Team Fails To Front For Second Half Sensation!

In an unprecedented move, Irish Rugby Captain Brian O'Driscoll failed to take his team out for the second half of the Test Match against the All Blacks. The All Blacks who sprinted out onto Coyne Park and took up their positions,waited in vain for...

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Funny story: English Team's Morris Dance Plans Exposed

English Team's Morris Dance Plans Exposed

A secret plan by the England rugby team to perform a Morris dance in full regalia following the All Blacks Haka has been exposed. All Blacks 'spies' spotted the England 15 secretly rehearsing the routine at a derelict warehouse near Twickenham.

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Funny story: Irish Team to Respond to Haka with Riverdance Spectacular

Irish Team to Respond to Haka with Riverdance Spectacular

The Irish Rugby team will don skirts and tights for a Riverdance spectacular following the All Blacks plans to do an animal sacrifice. Speaking from McGinty's Bar in downtown Dublin,Team spokesman Seamus O'Leary also comfirmed that none other than...

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Funny story: Irish Muslims protest All Blacks pig Sacrifice

Irish Muslims protest All Blacks pig Sacrifice

Irish Muslims are outraged at the New Zealand Rugby team's plans to sacrifice a pig during the famous 'Haka' Maori war dance. A spokesman for the Irish Muslim Association Mr Mohammed O'Reilly said 'Tis a crying shame t'be sure for the Prophet to b...

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Funny story: All Blacks to Sacrifice Live Pig against Irish

All Blacks to Sacrifice Live Pig against Irish

The New Zealand Rugby team the All Blacks is planning a live animal sacrifice as part of its pre-match Haka routine. Gutsy All Black half-back Piri Weepu will perform the blood curdling ritual in front of thousands of spectators at Dublin's Coyne...

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Funny story: Iceland to repay debts by taking British prisoners

Iceland to repay debts by taking British prisoners

After length negotiations between the British and Icelandic governments a deal has been thrashed out to repay the £10 billion owed to British companies and charities that had been tied up in the Icelandic banks that went belly up. The British pena...

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Funny story: England Reflects On Embarrassing Weekend Of Sport

England Reflects On Embarrassing Weekend Of Sport

Embarrassment and humiliation are not words we are normally accustomed to using where English sports teams are concerned, but this weekend they were the only words appropriate when describing the horrific shows put on by the England cricket and rugby...

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Funny story: World Wrestling Association Enlisted by England to Prepare for Aussie Rugby

World Wrestling Association Enlisted by England to Prepare for Aussie Rugby

Rugby has always been known as a full contact sport in England and elsewhere. But the wrestling tackle moves introduced down under have dragged the sport to a new time low according to some Rugby purists. There have been complaints about the Aus...

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Funny story: Rugby, The Sport for the Suicidal, Condemns Assisted Suicide as a Cop-out!

Rugby, The Sport for the Suicidal, Condemns Assisted Suicide as a Cop-out!

Rugby is the sport for dudes with a serious death wish. The rugby community, which is really more of an anarchy, is expressing outrage this week as a member of its self-slaughtercelebration copped-out and went to Switzerland to get help offing himsel...

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Funny story: Rugby League Thriller Ends In Injuries

Rugby League Thriller Ends In Injuries

The Rugby League Challenge Cup Final between the Cup holders St Helens and heroic Hull FC turned out to be a real thriller at Wembley this afternoon, with both sides sustaining a long list of injuries. St Helens won the match, but their veteran Pa...

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Funny story: England Rugby Union Players Assaulted One Of Their Own, Claim Police

England Rugby Union Players Assaulted One Of Their Own, Claim Police

NEW ZEALAND: England Rugby Union players allegedly assaulted another one of their own squad members in a Auckland hotel room, according to a statement released today by New Zealand Police.

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Funny story: Saturday Diary

Saturday Diary

Had a fantastic day celebrating England's win in rugby.

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Funny story: Biggest Hit NFL or Rugby

Biggest Hit NFL or Rugby

After long years of research, and one too many beers, the researches at Fartinston Labs finally have answered the question. Which sport hits harder Rugby or American Football. The answer is mixed but comes as this, more damage is done to a rugby pl...

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Funny story: "I'm Pasta caring for England" -- Vainikolo

"I'm Pasta caring for England" -- Vainikolo

Lesley Vainikolo, the Tongan born England rugby union debutant, says he now wants to play for Italy.

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Funny story: England rugby team in trouble for nearly beating Wales

England rugby team in trouble for nearly beating Wales

The English rugby team has found itself in hot water with the government's watchdog for mediocrity. The Council for Underperformance in National Teams has launched an investigation into how the England XV nearly won at Twickenham yesterday.

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Funny story: Buddha Let Us Down, Says Wilko

Buddha Let Us Down, Says Wilko

Disappointed with the World Cup Final defeat against South Africa, Jonny Wilkinson, the English 'David Beckham' has placed the entire blame for England's loss on Buddha.

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