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Funny story: Antiques Tat Roadshow

Antiques Tat Roadshow

The Antiques Road-show, a popular BBC 1 prime time show that allows members of the public to bring in their dearest and most expensive possessions for authentication, evaluation and valuation is to show a one-off show. The show came from Tatton Pa...

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Funny story: Teacher Banned For Life For Being Utterly Crap

Teacher Banned For Life For Being Utterly Crap

A teacher incapable of teaching stuff has been banned from teaching for life. Simon Nobody was head of business studies at a community technology college in Hungerford, despite being unable to read, or turn on a computer. His utter crapness was di...

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Funny story: Cat Bin Woman Fined - "Wrong Type of Litter" say Council

Cat Bin Woman Fined - "Wrong Type of Litter" say Council

A woman from the West Midlands, who became a national figure of hate for putting a cat in a bin, has been fined £250 by her local council. Coventry City Council say they took action when video footage taken by a neighbour showed Mary Bale putting...

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Funny story: Rubbish Found In Wheelie Bin

Rubbish Found In Wheelie Bin

Paper, cardboard cartons, eggshells, a slew of filthy nappies, and a large amount of rotten food were amongst countless other items found in a wheelie bin by police searching for missing animals in Coventry. The officers from West Midlands police...

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Funny story: Shock As Woman Dumps Cat In Wheelie Bin

Shock As Woman Dumps Cat In Wheelie Bin

Council chiefs are set to quiz a woman after it emerged that she dumped a 4 year old cat into a residential wheelie bin. Shocking security footage showed the middle aged woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, stroking the cute moggy before...

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Funny story: Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Rubbish collectors in the UK have come under suspicion and must now undergo criminal record testing because they collect peoples personal rubbish including the neighbours discarded kiddy porno magazines? The UK public lives in panic and fear of p...

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Funny story: Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Norma Gusset, a 95 year-old widow, faces the prospect of a prison sentence today, due to an innocent blunder with her waste recycling. Apparently, inspectors employed by Birmingham County Council, discovered not one, but two plastic bottles in the...

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Funny story: Waste review to lead to household 'slop buckets'.

Waste review to lead to household 'slop buckets'.

The powers that be, in England, are ready to demand that residents recycle all left over vegetables and meat rather than throw them out in their wheelie bins. This includes all cooked foods. This news has murderers and 'would be murderers' quak...

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Funny story: Rubbish Collectors Think Labour Are Rubbish

Rubbish Collectors Think Labour Are Rubbish

Even working class Rubbish Collectors think Labour are Rubbish it emerged today after a car crash involving a dustbin lorry and a volkswagen golf, in Birmingham, today just yards from where ten Labour cabinet members were standing in front of a huge...

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Funny story: Meteor Crater in Arizona to be converted to dump

Meteor Crater in Arizona to be converted to dump

Meteor, AZ. Tragically the residents of Arizona are running out of room for garbage disposal. Their preference is to send garbage overflows to Texas, a deserving state, but the existing environmental regulations prohibit the transportation of garba...

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Funny story: Garbage Stinks Up Whole Town!

Garbage Stinks Up Whole Town!

Citizens of Sauce Parlor, Arkansas have been complaining about the stenth from a once small garbage area near town that has grown tremendously as the population grew. "We have tried burying it but the stink still rises to the top", stated Mayor Fr...

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Funny story: Useless Gifts 6 : The Can Crusher

Useless Gifts 6 : The Can Crusher

Honey? I need a favour... You drink a lot of lager and cans of cider. I got a letter from the council saying that if we didn't start crushing of those cans when we put out the recycle stuff they would turn our property into the newest landfill area and possibly set our house on fire with burning garbage. But, you see, the problem is that I have a lot of trouble stamping on a can to make it f...

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Funny story: Brown Spotted on Bin Lorry

Brown Spotted on Bin Lorry

Gordon Brown has been spotted on the back of dust cart prompting speculation he is already training for his career outside 10 Downing Street. The embattled premier who has become synonymous with the economic and social bankrupcy of Britain, was se...

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Funny story: Useless Gifts 5 : Plant A Tree For Someone

Useless Gifts 5 : Plant A Tree For Someone

Okay, this is just a complete bullshit gift. Anyone who gives you the magical fairy-tale gift of a tree being planted didn't really get you anything because they're cheap. The website would like you to believe that, "It's caring, thoughtful, new and different! It's environmentally safe and Easy to Order Everyone will love it! It's a unique way to say... Happy Christmas!" It's unique, all righ...

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Funny story: Useless Gifts 4 : 9 Volt Battery

Useless Gifts 4 : 9 Volt Battery

In theory, this isn't really a gift but a part of another gift that needs these batteries to dance and shout obnoxious catch phrases, but I'm pretty sure that somewhere, someone bought a pack of 9V batteries for their kid's present and that's all the poor little bastard is getting because eToys recommends this "gift" for 8-year-olds. And that is sad. Here's a list of things to do with a battery...

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Funny story: Useless Gifts 3 : The Barbie Laptop For Kids

Useless Gifts 3 : The Barbie Laptop For Kids

The website says this about Barbie's Laptop: "With this Barbie laptop, children get tutored by Barbie in essential first and second stage skills." Yeah, I think that's because that's as far as the stupid bitch got. Tell me, when someone mentions the phrase "intelligent toy," does Barbie even pretend to cross your mind before you get bored and stop caring? Of course not. Having Barbie teach l...

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Funny story: Useless Gifts 2 : The Labelmaker

Useless Gifts 2 : The Labelmaker

I can't imagine ever having a pressing need for labels on everything. I admit I did have a mini label maker once, and it was fun making a label that said, "PENIS," or, "INSERT COCK HERE," and putting them on my friends' faces when they passed out, and for a while my old TV remote commanded everyone who picked it up to "SMOKE POT AND WORSHIP SATAN," but I've never really needed to label anyth...

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