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Funny story: Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

In Royal news, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, is considering changing his vehicle, after spectacularly failing to realize that, at 97 years old, accidents are your own fault, not the car's. The accident-prone Duke was involved in a smash wi...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Arrested Again

Prince Philip Arrested Again

The troublesome Duke of Edinburgh has been arrested just two days after rolling his Land Rover in a Norfolk road accident - this time for not wearing a seat belt. Prince Philip, 97, was out gadding-about again after Thursday's smash, when he was s...

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Funny story: Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

A number of obscure and secretive positions are going vacant at Buckingham Palace, following the flight of European Union citizens and subsequent loss of cheap labour from the "United" Kingdom. Palace management has been forced to open up its recruit...

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Funny story: Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

An Unexplained Wealth Order has been served on a 92-year-old matriarch who is at the head of an organised crime syndicate, according to a secret report seen by The Spoof's Crime Editor, Paxton Quigley. The gang's leader goes by the childhood nicknam...

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Funny story: Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits

Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits

News has just reached us that yet another Royal baby has been conceived, and will be making an appearance sometime in the Spring. The exact date has not been announced, but, frankly, who cares? There was a time when a new addition to the royal fam…

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Funny story: Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

A doctor to the Queen has been killed while cycling in London, having been fatally injured in a collision with a lorry in High Holborn. Dr Peter Fisher was a world expert in homeopathy and an esteemed member of the royal medical household, having...

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Funny story: Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...

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Funny story: Royal Baby Is A Lizard

Royal Baby Is A Lizard

The newborn son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge is a lizard. That's the amazing claim that's been made by one-time Hereford United goalkeeper and BBC TV presenter David Icke, who went mad in the 1990s. Icke made his comment after the Duke...

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Funny story: Prince William - The Duke Of Cambridge Analytica?

Prince William - The Duke Of Cambridge Analytica?

The Cambridge Analytica Scandal took a new twist today when the name of Prince William was linked with the data harvesting organisation, and its dirtydoings with Facebook. The Prince, for reasons best known to historians, is also known as the Duke...

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Funny story: Prince Charles to be Next Commonwealth Head and Change its Name to Royalwealth

Prince Charles to be Next Commonwealth Head and Change its Name to Royalwealth

Diplomatic correspondent Paxton Quigley has learned that Commonwealth leaders have agreed the appointment of Prince Charles as the next head of the Commonwealth. In his inaugural speech as head, HRH Prince Charles immediately announced the name chang...

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Funny story: Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was found unharmed on Friday afternoon at the All-England Lawn & Tennis Club in London. Her discovery was preceded by a failed and unnerving thirty-five minute search of the Wimbledon tennis grounds by her security...

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Funny story: Trump Outlines Reasons He Should Be King of the USA Instead of Just President

Trump Outlines Reasons He Should Be King of the USA Instead of Just President

New York, NY In his latest press conference, Donald Trump outlined his plan to "Make America Great Again." It included plans to dismantle the U.S. government, including the Judicial, Executive, and Legislative Branches, and make him King. He explaine...

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Funny story: Royal Family to Let Seven Door Knob Polishers Go

Royal Family to Let Seven Door Knob Polishers Go

London, EN In yet another sign that things aren't what they used to be for the Royals, it was announced that at least seven door knob polishers, from five different palaces, were given the pink slip on Monday. In related news, the chimney sweeps...

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Funny story: Prince William's rowdy university buddy Gaz turns up at door, spends night on couch

Prince William's rowdy university buddy Gaz turns up at door, spends night on couch

Prince William and Kate Middleton had an unexpected visitor to Buckingham Palace when William's old university drinking buddy Gaz turned up at the front door asking to stay for a bit with them. William's old friend Gaz had been on a night out in Lon...

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Funny story: Skeleton remains of Richard III found in a Leicester car park are bogus.

Skeleton remains of Richard III found in a Leicester car park are bogus.

The skeleton remains of Richard the III which were discovered in a Leicester car park during an archaeology dig and finally buried again at Leicester Cathedral, caught the imagination of the UK public. The discovery of the skeleton allowed experts...

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Funny story: Formerly Deceased King Richard III Joins Social Media

Formerly Deceased King Richard III Joins Social Media

The former corpse and monarch is set to involve himself in the 21st Century by joining various social media. The king was resurrected by royalist necromancers in 2012 but has maintained a low profile since his return to life. Richard III was ki...

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Funny story: Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles

Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles

Windsor Castle The Royal Family are having a battle royal since discovering Prince Henry gave Prince Charles some marijuana. "If you thought he was boring before, you should here him now. If he gets started on the philosophy of gardening, he can g...

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