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Funny story: Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger

Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger

Washington AC/DC - (Holy Shit!): The dossier on one of the Pope's bastard sons was 'sanitised' during the Reagan/Bush1 presidency amid fears 'it was just too goddam explosive' for humble joe public. And now the Senate Foreign Relations Committee...

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Funny story: Ronald Reagan To Go On $50 Bill, Obama To Go On $3 Bill

Ronald Reagan To Go On $50 Bill, Obama To Go On $3 Bill

The United States Treasury Department has announced that, effective with the 2011 printings, the United States will produce $50 bills with the image of late president Ronald Reagan. At the same time, they will also make $3 bills with the image of cu...

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Funny story: Catholics Refuse Republicans Request To Canonize Ronald Reagan

Catholics Refuse Republicans Request To Canonize Ronald Reagan

The Catholic Church today rejected the Republican Parties attempt to have Ronald Reagan canonized as a saint. The Republicans have been striving for some time to win over the Church to their viewpoint of Reagan as being divine, but the Catholics...

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Funny story: Only Certain Types Of Brainwashing Should Be Allowed.

Only Certain Types Of Brainwashing Should Be Allowed.

In its latest attack on any political plan that Barack Obama makes the Right has now condemned his specialized speech addressed to school age children. Screaming 'Brainwashing' loud enough to deafen a long dead Pavlov, they believe that his spee...

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Funny story: Ratzinger matrix shielded Philip 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' Garrido

Ratzinger matrix shielded Philip 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' Garrido

Antioch, Ca - (Reuterus): Police are probing reports that a Vatican satanic network which bankrolled Ronnie Raygun's Calfornia gubernatorial campaign also shielded monster Philip Garrido. "Jaycee Dugard's abductor is shaping up to be Pope Joe Rat...

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Funny story: Strange Sounds Emanating from inside Ronald Reagan's Tomb

Strange Sounds Emanating from inside Ronald Reagan's Tomb

Even as a boy John "Radar" Kennedy's dream was to grow up and become an air traffic controller, just like his father before him. And although Radar wasn't the best of students, he studied while his fellow students partied, and in 1975 graduated from...

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Funny story: Reaganites Ready To Take Over America By Force

Reaganites Ready To Take Over America By Force

A group calling themselves The Reaganites are preparing to take over the leadership of America. The group, led by some top Talk Radio hosts such as Rush Limbaugh have apparently kept a huge quaintity of weapons stored in caves all through Kentuc...

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Funny story: NASA plans nuking secret Reagan-era lunar ray gun

NASA plans nuking secret Reagan-era lunar ray gun

NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Officially it's Centaur rocket target practice on a particularly alien patch of the Sea of Tranquility. But NASA's proposed exploratory moon crater nuking by the unmanned robotic Lunar Crater Observati...

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Funny story: Ronnie Raygun Centennial Commission Act freakshow

Ronnie Raygun Centennial Commission Act freakshow

London - (Sordid Ass Mess): Relatives of victims molested by Ronnie Raygun's 40 year rampage of Hollywood prepubescents remained poker-faced today with the announcement of the ultimate GOP/Dem freakshow, the Ronnie Raygun Centennial Commission Act.

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Funny story: Russel Grant and Nancy Reagan almost started WWIII

Russel Grant and Nancy Reagan almost started WWIII

After admitting that she still sees her dead husband before going to sleep, ex-first lady, Nancy Reagan, admitted that many of her husband's decisions were astrology based. "He wouldn't go the john without first checking the alignment of the plan...

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Funny story: Ronald Reagan statue erection outside Scrubs nonces wing

Ronald Reagan statue erection outside Scrubs nonces wing

London - (Sordid Ass Mess): The erection of a Ronald Reagan statue outside Wormwood Scrubs nonces wing has been given the nod following the declassification of cold war security files protecting foreign sex offenders' secrets. The move was met wit...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger's 'Special Election II: Numerator Salvation' a Ballot-Box Office Dud

Schwarzenegger's 'Special Election II: Numerator Salvation' a Ballot-Box Office Dud

HOLLYWOOD, CA - "The people of Cauliflower-nia have spoken," said Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. "Let's just say tourin' out for 'Special Election II' vwahs... not so vantastic." In fact, turnout was dismal, drawing only a tiny portion of the sta...

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Funny story: Crime Fighting Baroness Thatcher's Duel Identity Shocker

Crime Fighting Baroness Thatcher's Duel Identity Shocker

Although recently enjoying a true hero's departure the epoch making truth of her amazing split personalitied adventures can now finally be revealed to an awestruck world. Was A Bit Of A 'Special' Child Her exact birth date is lost in the mists...

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Funny story: Photographs Of Putin And Reagan Under Covers Leaked To Gay Porn Site

Photographs Of Putin And Reagan Under Covers Leaked To Gay Porn Site

A picture has emerged apparently showing Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in his former days as a KGB officer, under the covers of a bed, with President Ronald McDonald, I mean Reagan. The 20-year old photo clearly shows the two men frolick...

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Funny story: Republicans Search For A New Reagan

Republicans Search For A New Reagan

The Republicans are desperately searching for new leadership. After Bush won two elections, they thought they had the perfect leader, one who could fool all the people all the time, or at least the ones with the votes and the money that counted. But towards the end he not only rocked the boat but managed to sink it. "What about McCain?" mused Pate Riat, chairman for the Republican Search...

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Funny story: Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...

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Funny story: Obama No Longer First US Black President

Obama No Longer First US Black President

Obama is no longer the first black president as he turned albino white today during his latest CIA briefing. Apparently the 'men in black' have been hiding some of the more disturbing secrets of the nation from the man who should really know them. N...

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