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Funny story: Political Facebook - Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul

Political Facebook - Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Ron Paul: Hi Michele, the guys sure do miss your pretty smiling face at our GOP debates. I just thought I'd say hi and ask if you have forgiven me for saying that your stupid hairdo looks fake. 4:27 p.m. Michele Bachmann: Hi Ronnie, no I have not and I thought that I asked you to stop making entries into my Facebook account. I am still mad about the remark where you said...

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Funny story: Betty White Says That If Ron Paul Wasn't Married, She'd Be All Over Him Like Stripes on A Zebra!

Betty White Says That If Ron Paul Wasn't Married, She'd Be All Over Him Like Stripes on A Zebra!

BEVERLY HILLS - Betty White just recently celebrated her 90th birthday and the feisty Hollywood gal does not show any signs of slowing down. She is seriously considering an offer to appear in next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars as well...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Says If Newt Gingrich Doesn't Stop Attacking Him He Will Open Up A Can of 'Whup Ass' On Him

Ron Paul Says If Newt Gingrich Doesn't Stop Attacking Him He Will Open Up A Can of 'Whup Ass' On Him

LAKE JACKSON, Texas - Ron Paul was back home taking it easy since he said that he does not like to travel on Friday the 13th. He sat barbecuing baby back ribs in his backyard and chatting with Mistletoe Bulova, a reporter with the political public...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Says He Has Some Interesting Photos That Will Prevent Mitt Romney From Winning The GOP Presidential Nomination

Ron Paul Says He Has Some Interesting Photos That Will Prevent Mitt Romney From Winning The GOP Presidential Nomination

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - Ron Paul still excited from placing second in the New Hampshire Caucus was all smiles as he celebrated with his wife and campaign team at the local Princess Pawtucket Pizza Parlor. As Ron sat at a booth with his wife of 5...

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Funny story: After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

DALLAS - Kelly Clarkson says that she is absolutely shocked at the fantastic surge in record sales after she announced that she would vote for Ron Paul for president. The Texas native said that at first she was concerned because a lot of haters to...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Is Shocked At The Haters Remarks Regarding Her Support of Ron Paul

Kelly Clarkson Is Shocked At The Haters Remarks Regarding Her Support of Ron Paul

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Popular songstress Kelly Clarkson has stated that she cannot believe the mean-spirited comments and remarks that she has been receiving on Twitter from individuals who lashed out at her for her remarks in support of GOP presidential...

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Funny story: After Jay Leno Appearance, Ron Paul Tags Joe Rogan As Running Mate

After Jay Leno Appearance, Ron Paul Tags Joe Rogan As Running Mate

I caught up with Ron Paul after his very positive showing on the Jay Leno Show. He had some surprising breaking news about his campaign: WG: Congressman Paul, you really tore the house down on the Jay Leno Show tonight. RP: I just finished talking to Joe Rogan backstage. You know he came on the show for his segment wearing a Ron Paul shirt! He has agreed to be my running mate. I think he wou...

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Funny story: Experts Puzzled by Surge in Polls for Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul Since They are Uglier Than Other Candidates

Experts Puzzled by Surge in Polls for Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul Since They are Uglier Than Other Candidates

Political writer Jonah Wolfson who writes for Politico and Newsweek says he is shocked to see this unexpected rise in the two candidates. Says Wolfson "Here is a Republican field of candidates that is the best looking we have had this entire century.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Spelled Backwards: "Luap Nor" (Arabic For Nuke Israel)

Ron Paul Spelled Backwards: "Luap Nor" (Arabic For Nuke Israel)

SIOUX CITY, IOWA - In the debate last night, Congressman Ron Paul reached out to Iran President and fellow madman, Mahmoud Ahmadinejab. Looking like a troll dropping off the shoulders of a wire hanger, Paul defended the right of Iran to build a nucl...

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Funny story: 'Christmas with the Candidates' to Replace the Trump Debate

'Christmas with the Candidates' to Replace the Trump Debate

New York - Real estate developer Donald Trump has announced that his planned presidential debate has been canceled due to lack of interest and replaced by a holiday special. The program is scheduled to feature all of the remaining Republican candidat...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman Are Jokes - Ron Paul Replies That "Hairdo Boy" Can Kiss His Hilarious A*s!

Donald Trump Says Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman Are Jokes - Ron Paul Replies That "Hairdo Boy" Can Kiss His Hilarious A*s!

NEW YORK CITY - If there is one thing that Donald Trump is not it's shy. The multi-billionaire with the "Hair From Hell" has been noted for making some rather way out in leftfield remarks. Several years ago "The Donald" remarked that he would pay...

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Funny story: Congressman Ron Paul Talks About Tasering and Pepper Spraying

Congressman Ron Paul Talks About Tasering and Pepper Spraying

EAST LOS ANGELES - Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, who is 76-years-old, was speaking to a crowd of well-wishers in East Los Angeles when he was asked if he would ever consider making a citizens arrest. Paul thought for a moment. He grinned and the...

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Funny story: Congressman Ron Paul Talks Candidly About The NFL and The Weather Channel

Congressman Ron Paul Talks Candidly About The NFL and The Weather Channel

MONTPELIER, New Hampshire - Ron Paul spoke before a crowd in the parking lot of a local Silly Sardine Swedish Restaurant. He received quite an ovation when he told the crowd that if elected president he will do his very best to see to it that the...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Furious At Only Being Allowed 89 Seconds To Speak At The Spartanburg, South Carolina GOP Debate

Ron Paul Furious At Only Being Allowed 89 Seconds To Speak At The Spartanburg, South Carolina GOP Debate

CARIBOU, Maine - Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, brought his campaign bus tour to Caribou, Maine, the town famous for being the place where the cell phone term 'sexting' was first used. Paul, 76, spoke to a crowd of 17 people who had gathered in th...

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Funny story: GOP Polls Show Michele Bachmann Has Fallen Down To Sixth Place - She Blames Part of It On The Ron Paul Rumors

GOP Polls Show Michele Bachmann Has Fallen Down To Sixth Place - She Blames Part of It On The Ron Paul Rumors

EL DORADO, Arkansas - It appears that Congresswoman Michele Bachmann of Minnesota may be heading back home to The Land of 10,000 Lakes for good. Polls taken after the latest GOP Presidential Debate in Spartanburg, South Carolina show that the woma...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Says That He Will Neither Admit Nor Deny The Romantic Rumors About Him and Michele Bachmann

Ron Paul Says That He Will Neither Admit Nor Deny The Romantic Rumors About Him and Michele Bachmann

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Ron Paul has said that he will stay in the GOP presidential race no matter how many salacious rumors about him people choose to make up. The 76-year-old from Texas says that in regards to rumors that he has pretty much heard...

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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

NORTH PLATTE, Nebraska - Texas Governor Rick Perry was up in Nebraska on a beef cattle selling business trip. The Lone Star state governor deals with one of the biggest steak providers in the entire nation Steaks 'R' Us. Governor Perry estimat...

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