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Funny story: World's housewives condemn Nobel Committee

World's housewives condemn Nobel Committee

Igloo #23, Scandahoovia - The Nobel Awards Make Better Living for All (NAMBLA) is reeling under criticism, but this time not for Obama. "Herta who?", is the cry that is resounding from all over the world, as housewives, homosexuals and nancy boy...

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Funny story: Dev Patel Turns Into The Bad Guy In "The Last Airbender", Romance Still On!

Dev Patel Turns Into The Bad Guy In "The Last Airbender", Romance Still On!

British-Indian actor Dev Patel, who played the happy-go-lucky slum dweller in the Oscar-winning film 'Slumdog Millionaire', is all set to really surprise his fans with his villainous turn in Hollywood's 'The Last Airbender', and he loves it. Patel...

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Funny story: Berlusconi intends to marry Angela Merkel

Berlusconi intends to marry Angela Merkel

In a surprising twist of events, Silvio Berlusconi has announced that the real reason that he is divorcing his wife, is that he intends to marry German Chancellor Angela Merkel. It appears that Mr Berlusconi intends to create a Pan-European state,...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Kiss And Make Up?

Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Kiss And Make Up?

Hollywood, Ca - Inside sources appear to suggest that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are on the verge of kissing and making up. Some reports suggest that the couple have been seeing one another again on the quiet, apart from a posse of papparazzi. W...

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Funny story: Arsenal Pair William Gallas And Kolo Toure Romantically Linked

Arsenal Pair William Gallas And Kolo Toure Romantically Linked

More trouble in the Arsenal dressing room last night, when the Gunners pair of William Gallas and Kolo Toure were being romantically linked after an incident at halftime which left manager Arsene Wenger 'gobsmacked'. Arsenal started the second hal...

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Funny story: Just In: Off-Screen Romance for Twilight

Just In: Off-Screen Romance for Twilight

Sources confirmed today what the rumor mill has been saying for weeks: there was indeed an off-screen tryst between Twilight's Charlie Swan and Victoria. "They caught each other's eyes, and seemed taken with each other from the moment they met," s...

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Funny story: Smell me? New Dating Line?

Smell me? New Dating Line?

In a remarkable combination of digital technology and the mating ritual, i.e. dating, engineers at Sniffme Corp have introduced scent transmissions to matching you with the "love of your life", or not. Combining digital technology, the ability to ana...

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Funny story: Palin for Laughs: Michael to play Sarah in new Rom Com

Palin for Laughs: Michael to play Sarah in new Rom Com

Michael Palin is set to play self-proclaimed pitbull-with-lipstick Sarah 'Hockey Mom' Palin in a new romantic comedy based on her life. The film, to be titled "Before the Lipstick" will be directed by Richard Curtis, and will reunite Palin and Jamie...

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Funny story: Ronseal Marriage

Ronseal Marriage

A couple from London are getting married, after meeting over the last tin of Ronseal in a DIY shop. Reginald Kendall III, and his bride to be Felicity Dwight met in an un-named DIY emporium after both were looking for an elusive tin of Ronseal Qui...

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Funny story: JK Rowling to write 'sleazy romance' novels from now on

JK Rowling to write 'sleazy romance' novels from now on

JK Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series, announced today that she has started a series of "sleazy romance" novels and hopes they become as popular as Harry Potter.

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Funny story: Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Hollywood, California - A battle royal took place between the two most lucky, talented and beautiful people on earth since Adam and Eve when Brangelina briefly showed signs of actual individuality this week. The argument, political in nature, unfortu...

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Funny story: Police respond to 911-phone call at L.A. Mayor's mansion; new girlfriend demands he merges his last name with hers

Police respond to 911-phone call at L.A. Mayor's mansion; new girlfriend demands he merges his last name with hers

Los Angeles, California - Police responded to the Los Angeles Mayor's mansion in the early morning predawn hours today to a 911-phone call from neighbors complaining of raised voices, and the sound of shattering glass. Police arrived to find the...

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Funny story: L.A. Mayor, Villaraigosa, confirms he was cheating on his wife, only not with the City of Los Angeles but with another woman

L.A. Mayor, Villaraigosa, confirms he was cheating on his wife, only not with the City of Los Angeles but with another woman

Los Angeles, California - After his expulsion from the Mayoral mansion by his wife, Corina Villaraigosa, and her filing for divorce last month, Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, announced today what was rumored all along, since his announcemen...

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Funny story: Bill Gates comes in second, along with his baby-batter; stock market worried

Bill Gates comes in second, along with his baby-batter; stock market worried

Beijing, China - Adding insult to injury, Bill Gates got the news just before his tour of China that not only has he lost the coveted top spot of the world's riches man, to Mexican billionaire, Carlos Slim, now he discovers he came in second plac...

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Funny story: Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor

Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor

Hollywood, California - Spending his Father's Day quietly waiting by the phone, not trusting his cell phone for fear he will lose the signal, in his Beverly Hills mansion. Not having slept for days since the blood test was taken last Friday to de...

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