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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says Roman Polanski Is Innocent

Rev. Al Sharpton Says Roman Polanski Is Innocent

HARLEM - The Rev. Al Sharpton speaking before an audience of rich Harlem businessmen at a local Motel 6, remarked that Roman Polanski, who is presently in custody in Zurich, Switzerland is innocent. Sharpton, who champions himself as the sultan of...

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Funny story: Roman "RoPo" Polanski's Goose Is Cooked!

Roman "RoPo" Polanski's Goose Is Cooked!

ZURICH, Switzerland - Zurich Police Chief Coco Bernberger has stated that he has been in close contact with the Los Angeles Police Department regarding the pending extradition of Roman Polanski, aka "RoPo" to California. Polanski fled the United...

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Funny story: Obama sends Scareforce One to spring Polanski from Switzerland!

Obama sends Scareforce One to spring Polanski from Switzerland!

Washington - (Dead Kennedys Biz): Sure, it's been widely billed as a 20 hour round trip to Copenhagen's 2016 Olympic Games presentation show, ha ha. But is the White House really readying the Presidential runabout for a madcap dash to Denmark?...

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Funny story: Polanski joins long list of celeb warrants stings says LA County DA

Polanski joins long list of celeb warrants stings says LA County DA

California - (Gotcha!): Years of eurotrash legal humbuggery has bombed this weekend as Los Angeles County District Attorney Steve Cooley finally got his guy. "Polanski's been as damn' slippery as that General Pinochet," Cooley told a press briefi...

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Funny story: Roman Polanski Sitting In A Swiss Slammer

Roman Polanski Sitting In A Swiss Slammer

ZURICH, Switzerland - Swiss authorities have arrested filmmaker Roman Polanski when he stepped of a plane in Zurich to attend a film festival. The 76-year-old ex-California babysitter was in Switzerland to receive a lifetime achievement award.

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Funny story: Polanski in a pickle

Polanski in a pickle

Famous film director and even better known deviant, Roman Polanski, has been charged with violating the body of a sow that he purchased, intending to making a film. The pig, whose age has not been revealed, was harmlessly rolling around in mud in...

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Funny story: Swiss Police Arrest Roman Polanski For Sex With 13-Year-Old, Now 45.

Swiss Police Arrest Roman Polanski For Sex With 13-Year-Old, Now 45.

The Swiss Justice Ministry says director Roman Polanski is being held by Swiss authorities ahead of his possible extradition to the United States for having sex in 1977 with a 13-year-old girl. However, there is much to work out first. For one...

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Funny story: Swiss cops nab Polanski on 31 year-old bust warrant

Swiss cops nab Polanski on 31 year-old bust warrant

Genevas - (Gnomes of Zurich): A lifetime achievement gong trip to the Zurich Film Fistival has ended up with moviemaker legend Roman Polanski behind bars. A 31 year-old US arrest warrant was brought out of cryogenic stasis to nab the 76 year-old f...

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