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Funny story: Anger as Famed Town Not Included In Rolling Stones Tour of USA

Anger as Famed Town Not Included In Rolling Stones Tour of USA

The residents of a small New Jersey town are today fuming after the town was omitted from a list of venues for the upcoming Rolling Stones tour of America. Scooterville (pop 246), a town famed for its wildlife park, Man from UNCLE Conventions, mu...

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Funny story: Demi's Dilemma - Demi Lovato Trying To Choose Between Ryan Phillippe and Darren Criss

Demi's Dilemma - Demi Lovato Trying To Choose Between Ryan Phillippe and Darren Criss

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Disney Channel show Sonny With A Chance Demi Lovato has found herself in a situation that lots of girls her age would like to be in. Demi has become quite attracted to Darren Criss, one of the stars of the hit televis...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones To Reissue '19th Nervous Breakdown' In Honour Of Man United

Rolling Stones To Reissue '19th Nervous Breakdown' In Honour Of Man United

The Stones classic 19th Nervous Breakdown is to be reissued next Monday on iTunes in tribute to Manchester United's record breaking 19th Premiership title success - and as a direct snub to Merseyside, and Liverpool fans in particular. A spokesman...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Top cool dude Johnny Depp was thrilled to share after-work drinks with Rolling Stone Keith Richards during the shooting of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Johnny reports that after a long day's filming, he and Keef would retire to his...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Who Was Not Invited To The Royal Wedding Will Attend Anyway As A Back Up Singer For The Rolling Stones Who Are Performing At The Wedding Reception

Amy Winehouse Who Was Not Invited To The Royal Wedding Will Attend Anyway As A Back Up Singer For The Rolling Stones Who Are Performing At The Wedding Reception

LONDON - British singer, Amy Winehouse reportedly was extremely dejected and upset at the fact that she was not invited to the Royal Wedding by Queen Elizabeth. Winehouse, who is considered to be one of the ugliest women in the entire United Kingd...

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Funny story: Those Unable to Attend the Royal Wedding

Those Unable to Attend the Royal Wedding

Excuses, excuses! From Rolfo Toiletto, Master of Ceremony for the royal wedding - the editor of "Crack" (magazine devoted to the lifestyles of the aristocracy) managed to secure a list of all those who will not be attending the royal wedding and their excuses. Here are some of them: Germaine Greer: "I can hardly support my tits these days let alone the drooping institution of marriage." Sir...

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Funny story: Stones Guitarist Disowns Daughter

Stones Guitarist Disowns Daughter

Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards has formally disowned daughter Theodora after she was arrested for drug possession and drawing graffiti on the side of a convent in Lower Manhattan. By the time, I was Theodora's age, I'd been busted 7 times for drugs and had even done a stretch in the Scrubs - and it wasn't just for a couple of narco tabs , if you know what I mean. And as for getting li...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth II has informed the media that she has booked one of the greatest rock and roll bands off all time, The Rolling Stones to perform at her grandson William and her future granddaughter-in-law Kate's wedding reception. Accord...

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Funny story: Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and The Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger Argue About Which One Has 'Bedded' The Most Women

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and The Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger Argue About Which One Has 'Bedded' The Most Women

HOLLYWOOD - The lead singer for Aerosmith Steven Tyler told reporters that he is loving every single minute of being the new judge on the American Idol panel. Steven, known as "Lips" Tyler because of his Mick Jaggeresque trout snout says that he c...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Stoned Confusion For Ronnie

Rolling Stones Stoned Confusion For Ronnie

A top ego expert fears for the sanity of Ronnie Spector, ex-wife of iconic-but-jailed record producer Phil Spector. Apparently her ego has grown to such proportions that while skimming through Rolling Stone Keith Richards's autobiography she assum...

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Funny story: Keith Richards 'Life' ends in Death

Keith Richards 'Life' ends in Death

Rolling Stones guitarist, Keith Richards, whilst promoting his memoir entitled 'Life' sadly ended the life of an orchid, it is alleged. This rare flower was at the New York Public Library and, relaxing, Richards lit up and had a smoke in a back ro...

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Funny story: Keith Richards No Longer Human - May Be Immortal

Keith Richards No Longer Human - May Be Immortal

The name Keith Richards is synonymous with rock 'n' roll excess, his memoirs detail a lifetime spent ingesting a monumental quantity of illegal drugs and he only gave up cocaine, aged 62, after he split his head open falling from a tree while foragin...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger to run for Parliament

Mick Jagger to run for Parliament

 Aging front man for the legendary rock band The Rolling Stones has announced that he will run for a seat in The House of Commons. "I am serious" he told skeptical reporters. "Why, Mick? Why are you doing it" Called out one reporter from the BBC.

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Funny story: Stone Keef's Memory On Trial

Stone Keef's Memory On Trial

Rolling Stones axeman Keith Richards is due to give a talk based on his memoirs at the New York Public Library. But the Glimmer Twin is concerned that his memory may not be up to the job. "I've been trying to put together these memoirs, man," h...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Says The Rolling Stones May Retire In 2014

Mick Jagger Says The Rolling Stones May Retire In 2014

SOHO, England - Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones since back when the Mediterranean Sea was known as the Mediterranean Creek says that he and his fellow Rolling Stone band mates will probably retire in 2014. Jagger, who is 66, said th...

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Funny story: Rolling Stone Bill Wyman admits: I lied in my book about my sex life

Rolling Stone Bill Wyman admits: I lied in my book about my sex life

The Rolling Stones have been the 'world's greatest rock'n'roll band' for decades. Now two of the original members, Charlie Watts and Bill Wyman, revealed sensational new facts about the band's history in interviews. When former Rolling Stones ba...

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Funny story: Rolling Stone Charlie Watts says: 'While the others (except Bill) had passionate sex I wrote all the Stones songs'

Rolling Stone Charlie Watts says: 'While the others (except Bill) had passionate sex I wrote all the Stones songs'

The Rolling Stones have been the 'world's greatest rock'n'roll band' for decades. Now two of the original members, Charlie Watts and Bill Wyman, revealed sensational new facts about the band's history in interviews. Charlie Watts is always regar...

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