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Funny story: Gov. Rod Blagojevich On 114-1 Impeachment Vote: Blame The Sick People!

Gov. Rod Blagojevich On 114-1 Impeachment Vote: Blame The Sick People!

In breaking news today, Gov. Rod Blagojevich was impeached by the state house by a 114-1 vote, prompting a press conference by the Governor. He stated that the he was not surprised by the outcome of the vote. "It was a foregone conclusion in fa...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

CHICAGO, IL - Two workers finished installing an old-fashioned barber's chair in the Senate Chamber this morning. Blagojevich says it will permanently replace the Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama and "add a touch of class" to the Capitol Comp...

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Funny story: Blago's Next Salvo at DEMS: I May Remember Authenticating Barry's Birth Certificate,But Give Me a Minute, Will Ya?"

Blago's Next Salvo at DEMS: I May Remember Authenticating Barry's Birth Certificate,But Give Me a Minute, Will Ya?"

Chicago,Il./ Sun Times - Not since the days of George Patton racing to free US soldiers trapped in the Battle of the Bulge, have political historians seen such a fast moving offensive as that launched in recent days by Illinois' indicted Governor, R...

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Funny story: New 50th State Lottery

New 50th State Lottery

Following his re-sale of Alaska to the Russians, Gov. Blogojevich announced a World Lottery to choose the new 50th State of the Union. When it was pointed out that his unilateral actions had nullified the flag and many people's collections of Stat...

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Funny story: Spooky echo of Enron's J Clifford Baxter suicide as Chicago real estate power broker found dead?

Spooky echo of Enron's J Clifford Baxter suicide as Chicago real estate power broker found dead?

Chicago, Illinois - (AssoCIAted Conspiracy Mess): An 'Enronesque' copycat suicide? The wild and baseless theory is being mooted in Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's troubled Chicago home town with the news that influential real estate mogul St...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Sells Alaska

Blagojevich Sells Alaska

Governor Blagojevich today announced that he has brokered a deal to sell Alaska back to Russia. Using family connections, he has arranged that an undisclosed sum will be paid though his intermediary - the Junior Senator for Ilinshetia. Part of the...

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Funny story: Blagojevich's Tavern to Open in Chicago Illinois

Blagojevich's Tavern to Open in Chicago Illinois

Chicago IL, November 2, 2010: Former Republican State Treasurer Judy Baar Topinka has unseated the Democratic Governor Rod Blagojevich in a close election contest. Governor Blagojevich had been accused of selling President Barack Obama's vacated Sena...

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Funny story: Gov. Blagojevich Outsourcers Senate Seat to India

Gov. Blagojevich Outsourcers Senate Seat to India

CHICAGO, ILL - In a surprise move today, Gov. Rod Blagojevich announced the withdrawal of the nomination of Roland Burris to the United States Senate and nominated Frankie 'Mumbai Italiano' Mujibar, not to be confused with his brother-in-law, Vinnie...

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Funny story: Big Boy Sues Blagojevich for Copyright Infringement

Big Boy Sues Blagojevich for Copyright Infringement

Chicago, IL- There seems to be no end in sight to Ilinois govenor Rod Blagojevich legal woes. In addition to charges that Gov. Blagojevich attempted to auction off Barak Obama's vacant senate seat and accusations of shaking down a variety of chari...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Ignores Waiter's Recommendations, Orders Poached Salmon

Blagojevich Ignores Waiter's Recommendations, Orders Poached Salmon

CHICAGO, IL - Server Rick di Martini, 23, is understandably upset with Rod Blagojevich, who sat in his section this Monday evening and completely ignored his suggestions, ordering "whatever the hell he wanted." Rick says, "He does this every time he...

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Funny story: Caroline Kennedy Agrees to be Next Face Transplant Patient In Order to Increase Senate Chances!

Caroline Kennedy Agrees to be Next Face Transplant Patient In Order to Increase Senate Chances!

Hyannis Ma/ Boston Globe - In an effort to refloat her fast sinking chances to gain the NY Senate Extra Wide Seat of departing Hillary Clinton, the horse faced debutante has agreed to a complete make over, starting with her face! Although the fi...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Sells Obama's Car

Blagojevich Sells Obama's Car

Chicago - Defying U.S. Senate leaders and his own state's lawmakers, Gov. Rod Blagojevich on Tuesday sold president elect Obama car while he was vacationing in Hawaii. Blagojevich, accused of trying to sell Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidd...

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Funny story: Blagojevich's Toupe Causes Accident

Blagojevich's Toupe Causes Accident

While walking from his car to his office Monday, embattled governor, Rod Blagojevich's toupe worked loose and blew down the street, completely covering a car and blocking a driver's view of the road. "It was like a Wooly Mammoth suddenly slammed o...

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Funny story: "Governor' Blagojevich Really A Chicago 'Second City' Skit Performer

"Governor' Blagojevich Really A Chicago 'Second City' Skit Performer

The joke was on us all. That crazy cut-up, Governor Rod Blagojevich, is really a secret member of the famous Chicago nightclub show Second City that introduced many famous comics like Steve Martin and John Candy to Hollywood. Blagojevich is the stage...

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Funny story: Octopus Man Tries to Buy Obama Senate Seat with a Squid

Octopus Man Tries to Buy Obama Senate Seat with a Squid

NAGASAKI - The Octopus man was questioned by TheSpoof.com regarding an apparent case of Squid pro quo. The man attempted to trade a squid pickled in aspartame for Barack Obama's Senate seat. He made the mistake of offering the squid to Hillary Clin...

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Funny story: Obama OK's Extradition of Blagojevich to Serbia for "war crimes" Ends Chicago Controversy!

Obama OK's Extradition of Blagojevich to Serbia for "war crimes" Ends Chicago Controversy!

Chicago,Illinois / NYT - With a little help from Chief of Staff, Rham F***** Emanuel, President Obama's worst nightmare, Governor Rod Blagojevich, (Blago), has been extradited to Serbia, thereby putting and end to a corruption investigation that was...

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Funny story: Obama Buys Hawaii Ocean Front Estate: Camp Hussein to Replace Camp David as Presidential Retreat!

Obama Buys Hawaii Ocean Front Estate: Camp Hussein to Replace Camp David as Presidential Retreat!

Hawaii/ Real Estate News - It was announced today that President Elect Barack Hussein Obama II had purchased a $15M ocean front estate that had been on the market for 5 years in a flagging real estate market. Aides say Obama "wanted a change" from th...

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