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Funny story: 47% of the 47% boo Ryan off stage at AARP meet and greet

47% of the 47% boo Ryan off stage at AARP meet and greet

OLD FOLKS HOME, FL (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney wrote off 47% of all Americans as entitlement leeches, and his running mate, Paul Ryan, pissed off 47% of that 47%, namely the elderly, in a speech today. Congressman Ryan was booed off the stage at a Meet an...

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Funny story: Radical Islamists release anti Europe film

Radical Islamists release anti Europe film

Millions of Europeans didn't demonstrate today because of the anti-EU film released by an unknown Islamic organisation. 'It wasn't that bad actually and most of it was true.' Said Martin Schulz, president of the European parliament. The main subje...

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Funny story: Pussy Riot, Putin It To The Kremlin

Pussy Riot, Putin It To The Kremlin

Vladimere Putin said in an interview he thought the members of the punk band, Pussy Riot, should be taught a lesson for their protest display in Russia's main Orthodox church. Some of the punishments Putin would recommend included, the rack, Judas...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 6th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 6th August 2012

Blackburn's game against NEC Nijmegen off after 'riots' (BBC Sport) I'd heard watching Blackburn had become tedious last season, but I didn't know it had got this bad. Chelsea defender Ashley Cole, 31, has ruled out a move to big-spending French giants PSG after insisting contract talks over a new deal at Stamford Bridge have not stalled. (Daily Mail) Stand by for an new chapter in Cole's a...

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Funny story: Rioting Tunas - Is It The "Zombie Virus"?

Rioting Tunas - Is It The "Zombie Virus"?

Tunas and several other Scombridae, such as mackerels have declared an overnight curfew in three major oceans, including the Atlantic, in the wake of serious rioting. The eight-hour curfew was introduced after several violent attacks in protest...

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Funny story: Eurovision Riot Shame

Eurovision Riot Shame

Rioting fans have once again wreaked havoc in Europe after the weekends Eurovision song contest won by Sweden. In London, angry and rampaging fans, immediately after the result was announced, hurled bottles at police and overturned cars in Trafalg...

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Funny story: 2012 Lobsterfest Yields Lowest Death Toll in Years

2012 Lobsterfest Yields Lowest Death Toll in Years

Orlando, FL - Representatives of the Pink Lobster restaurant chain announced today that this year's Lobsterfest promotion has resulted in the lowest death toll in nearly two decades, with reported casualties hovering around a paltry 1,650. The p...

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Funny story: Hosepipe ban causes middle class riots

Hosepipe ban causes middle class riots

A hosepipe ban imposed on the South of England has led to widespread riots of a middle class nature. Towns and villages in England have enjoyed looting and arson at the hands of cardigan-wearing crowds, one Guardian columnist said "we haven't been...

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Funny story: Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - City Centre to Nottingham Castle

Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - City Centre to Nottingham Castle

Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham From the City Centre - to Nottingham Castle Our local historian, guide, agniologist and pensioner takes you along the route, describing what we sees now, and what was there in his youth and before. The comparisons depict the changing face of life for Nottinghomians. Nottingham City Centre: 1863: We stand in the market-place amidst the horse and ca...

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Funny story: Study Reveals: Americans Better At Rioting Than People In UK

Study Reveals: Americans Better At Rioting Than People In UK

Washington - A study was released here today proving Americans are much better at rioting than people in other countries - especially the UK. "We rock when it comes to rioting," says White House spokesperson, Perry Larson. "No one riots like the U...

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Funny story: Riot at Nottingham's Parliament Street Jobcentre Plus!

Riot at Nottingham's Parliament Street Jobcentre Plus!

There was panic in Nottingham city centre this morning, when it was mistakenly published in the 'Free paper', that the Jobcentre Plus on Parliament Street had got 333 new jobs just come in, in error for 3 new jobs. As soon as the crowd rushed the...

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Funny story: Furniture shoppers run riot in Bradford!

Furniture shoppers run riot in Bradford!

It seems that running riot whilst shopping is not just a US thing. Yesterday during the after Xmas sales rush in a furniture shop in Bradford, Yorkshire a riot broke out. Several punters saw a cosy black leather three piece suite for sale, 75% off...

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Funny story: Leveson Inquiry To Investigate Tabloid Riot Plans

Leveson Inquiry To Investigate Tabloid Riot Plans

Lord Leveson's Inquiry into media standards is to expand its investigations into tabloid newspapers' plans to foment riots on British streets. The news follows yesterday's publication of the official review of police tactics during the summer dist...

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Funny story: Portsmouth v Southampton: "Football May Break Out!" Police Warn

Portsmouth v Southampton: "Football May Break Out!" Police Warn

Portsmouth, home of the Royal Navy, is bracing itself this morning in anticipation of a visit by neighbours from Southampton at lunch time and the fear that a game of football might take place. "We're prepared for the visit of the Scummers," said...

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Funny story: Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - To the Trent

Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - To the Trent

A short walk from the Meadows police Station, to the picturesque river Trent Embankment for a picnic. 1959: You stroll passed the Constables pushbike resting outside of the station, and meander up the tree lines Queens Drive towards the river, with your pork pie, bottle of Dandylion & Burdoch, and if your lucky, an apple or banana. 2010: Your gingerly walk passed the fire-bombed police...

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Funny story: Iranian protestors storm UK Embassy searching for a decent cup of tea!

Iranian protestors storm UK Embassy searching for a decent cup of tea!

A group of very thirsty Iranian protestors with nothing better to do have stormed the UK Embassy in Teheran causing an "Iranian tea party!" Police attempted to thwart the attack, but were helpless as the rioters, mainly students and wearing hoodies,...

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Funny story: Government Support for Rioters

Government Support for Rioters

In a surprise move David Cameron announced the Coalition Government's support for rioters at St Paul's Cathedral. A Government statement announced 'full support for those who show their anger at the regime and have only their right to demonstrati...

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