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Funny story: Ringo's refusal to sign autographs causes postal chaos

Ringo's refusal to sign autographs causes postal chaos

Top Beatles drummer Ringo Starr's dramatic refusal to sign autographs from October 20th has created chaos at his local postal sorting office. "It's OK for him to make such a statement but what happens when he has a recorded delivery?" said Ivor Pa...

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Funny story: Postal workers refuse to deliver 'letters and objects' to Ringo Starr's property

Postal workers refuse to deliver 'letters and objects' to Ringo Starr's property

In a rare transatlantic and european move. Postal-workers world-wide have refused to deliver mail or and any objects to Ringo Starr's many houses, mansions, castles, council flats, tree-houses, igloos and tee-pees. Pierre Lavroom, Mr Starr's Frenc...

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Funny story: Ringo Starr too busy for autographs

Ringo Starr too busy for autographs

Former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr today said he was too busy to sign autographs, or to read fanmail sent to him. 'Everyone knows I was the most talented Beatle', he said from one of his houses, 'and that's why I've had to say enough is enough, no...

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Funny story: Yasser Arafat's gravestone swamped with Ringo Starr's rejected fan-mail!

Yasser Arafat's gravestone swamped with Ringo Starr's rejected fan-mail!

The resting place of Palestinian 'funny-man' Yasser Arafat, was swamped with billions of fan letters destined for his twin brother Ringo Starr today. Ringo Starr told fans to "go forth and multiply with a spiky rusty iron rod", in a shocking inter...

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Funny story: Ringo Starr wants an end to fan mail

Ringo Starr wants an end to fan mail

In an unprecedented rant on the popular video site for sheep, Ewe Tube, Ringo Starr, 68, has announced that he will be signing no more autographs, or reading any more fan mail. The Liverpudlian, famous for being the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine...

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Funny story: Sir Paul proud of being a 'former Beatle', calls Ringo 'a tosser'

Sir Paul proud of being a 'former Beatle', calls Ringo 'a tosser'

Paul McCartney, 66-year-old founding member of the Beatles, is reportedly proud of being referring to in the media as a 'former Beatle' and has no objection to the press continuing to do so. When asked by reporters for a reaction to Ringo's much-...

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Funny story: Ringo sick of being a Beatle, tells fans to p*ss off

Ringo sick of being a Beatle, tells fans to p*ss off

Ringo, the 68-year-old 'former Beatle' and their forty-fifth choice for drummer, forcefully told reporters yesterday to stop referring to him as 'former Beatle' when referring to him in the news. "You people do realize The Beatles broke up in 1970...

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Funny story: Ringo Too Busy for Autographs

Ringo Too Busy for Autographs

Former Beatle Ringo Starr (real name Harris Stilton) will no longer sign memorabilia for fans and has declared he intends to throw away all fan mail received in the future. Starr, who shares a birthday with Paddington Bear and is 168 today, stat...

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Funny story: Paul and Ringo Announce Who will be the New Beatles

Paul and Ringo Announce Who will be the New Beatles

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have decided that they want to revive the Beatles, finding replacements for the late John Lennon and George Harrison.

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Funny story: Heather Mills to blame as McCartney emasculated and Ringo beheaded like Thatcher

Heather Mills to blame as McCartney emasculated and Ringo beheaded like Thatcher

Liverpool - (Sordid Mess): Scouser tongues are wagging and pointing the finger at Heather Mills after a 30 foot tall Beatles topiary was tampered with, emasculating Paul McCartney of his manhood and decapitating Ringo Starr 'just like Margaret Th...

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Funny story: Ringo Starr: The day the music died

Ringo Starr: The day the music died

Ringo Starr reminded everyone Thursday night why the Beatles never let their drummer near a microphone.

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Funny story: Ringo Starr on Intercontinental Wrecking Tour

Ringo Starr on Intercontinental Wrecking Tour

Ringo Starr kicked off his 'Intercontinental Wrecking Tour' in Liverpool last week with sidekick Dave Stewart. However, Liverpudlians were 'shocked' and 'dismayed' at Ringo's snub of their hometown during...

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Funny story: "Beatles ReUnion Concert Still Possible!" says Paul McCartney

"Beatles ReUnion Concert Still Possible!" says Paul McCartney

Liverpool - In Memphis each year the remaining members of Elvis's band, including back-up singers, get together and sing with an Elvis Hologram and video display.

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Funny story: John Lennon's Ghost Does David Letterman

John Lennon's Ghost Does David Letterman

Just days ago Larry King interviewed Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono Lennon, and Olivia Harrison. John Lennon was so taken with the events in Vegas, surrounding the Cirque Du Soleil musical LOVE, he struck a deal with St. Peter and contacted Da...

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Funny story: John Lennon's Ghost Does Larry King Live!

John Lennon's Ghost Does Larry King Live!

Just days ago Larry King interviewed Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono Lennon, and Olivia Harrison. John Lennon was so taken with the events in Vegas, surrounding the Cirque Du Soleil musical LOVE, he struck a deal with St. Peter and contacted La...

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Funny story: Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr to Finish Lost Britney Spears Song

Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr to Finish Lost Britney Spears Song

Former Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will finish and record a lost Britney Spears song for release later this year, sources in the music industry are reporting.

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Funny story: Remaining Beatles to cover Mmmbop

Remaining Beatles to cover Mmmbop

The two remaining members of legendary pop band The Beatles will release a cover version of the Hanson song Mmmbop...

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