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Funny story: Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...

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Funny story: Adele Gave Chris Brown A Piece of Her Mind

Adele Gave Chris Brown A Piece of Her Mind

LOS ANGELES - English singer Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, who professionally simply goes by the name Adele, says that she really enjoyed the 55th Annual Grammy Award Show. She quickly added except for one thing. Adele told Carolina Chipotle with Bedr...

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Funny story: Rihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples

Rihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples

CHICAGO - Rihanna and her former boyfriend Chris Brown were recently spotted at the Windy City's infamous Crocked Crocodile Club having a fine old time giggling, laughing, and touching each others privates. Several patrons reported that the pair o...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Reveals She Has A New Bikini Line Tattoo

Angelina Jolie Reveals She Has A New Bikini Line Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie is nowhere near being in Kat Von D's tattoo league but she is no slouch when it comes to ink markings. Jolie, who boasts that she has tattoos throughout her sensuously sexy body in three different languages, recently...

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Funny story: The Madonna - Rihanna Feud Is Getting Ugly

The Madonna - Rihanna Feud Is Getting Ugly

BROOKLYN - Madonna, 54, was spotted sitting at a table at The Plastered Platypus Lounge with her son, er boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat, 25. She was wearing dark glasses which was unusual since the PP is a very dimly lit establishment. A source close t...

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Funny story: Love Conquers All, By Punching!

Love Conquers All, By Punching!

Rihanna and Chris Brown have been flaunting their new found "Stockholm Syndrome" (her) and "Power trip" (him) all over Twitter. Despite "Chris Browing" somebody now been a euphemism for domestic violence Rihanna has decided it would be fine to allow...

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Funny story: Rihanna and Chris Brown To Tie The Knot

Rihanna and Chris Brown To Tie The Knot

MANHATTAN - In a move that has to go down as one of the most unbelievable of the year, Rihanna has just announced that she and her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown will be getting married on January 1, 2013. Brown who used the Barbadian beauty as a punchi...

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Funny story: My life as a man #35

My life as a man #35

Why what matters no longer matters! I don't know about you readers, but for me at least, there is far too much written in the print media, and way the hell too much on TV, about "celebrity news." Celebrity News is an oxymoronic concept in every way! There is nothing at all new about the shit celebrities get their wonky asses involved in--not a goddamned thing. Sure we all like a good, bloo...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Punches Himself in Neck Tattoo at AMA's

Chris Brown Punches Himself in Neck Tattoo at AMA's

Los Angeles, CA - Last night at the American Music Awards, many witnessed a very bizarre scene backstage shortly after the show ended. Chris Brown, notorious for beating up his girlfriend, singer Rihanna, was seen repeatedly punching himself in hi...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Talks About Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Christina Aguilera

Oprah Winfrey Talks About Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Christina Aguilera

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently said that she is still extremely respected by about 99.87 percent of the American people. Miss O speaking with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres stated that even though she no longer has her amazingly fan...

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Funny story: Madonna and Rihanna Doing Some Trash Talking

Madonna and Rihanna Doing Some Trash Talking

BROOKLYN - The singer known as Madonna appears to be at it once again. The woman who enjoys getting into feuds about as much as Wynonna Judd enjoys getting into a box of Girl Scout Cookies has just hurled an insult at Rihanna. Madonna remarked...

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Funny story: Chris Brown offends with his costume and as a costume

Chris Brown offends with his costume and as a costume

Rapper Chris Brown chose to dress as a terrorist for Halloween in a costume that included a fake beard turban and fake machine gun. Some have said that the costume was insulting. While others have said that giving publicity to the man who beat Rhiann...

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Funny story: Chris Brown in trouble over Panda Comments

Chris Brown in trouble over Panda Comments

Chris Brown shared a photo of himself posing with a Panda on his Twitter feed on Sunday. Members to 'Team Breezy' thought the image was cute but some women's groups have criticized the image as well as the caption which read 'Cutest looking woman I'v...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Punches! (the air in delight)

Chris Brown Punches! (the air in delight)

Chris Brown is the luckiest man in the world not only can he punch people with almost no consequence but the motherfucker can brag about it via a tattoo. The news that gives violent lovers everywhere hope, is about to break. Rihanna is about to a...

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Funny story: Rihanna Furious At Chris Brown - Nicole Scherzinger Kiss

Rihanna Furious At Chris Brown - Nicole Scherzinger Kiss

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree was performing his comedy routine at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club before a packed house. After making his Nancy Pelosi - Paul "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan joke he acknowledged that Chris Brown and N...

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Funny story: Romney Surges in Polls Despite Lack of Support From Everyone in America

Romney Surges in Polls Despite Lack of Support From Everyone in America

As another "Super" day of Presidential primaries comes and goes, the behemoth that is the Romney campaign continues to crush everything in it's path like Adele in line at Ponderosa. With an increasing number of delegates finally admitting to thems...

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Funny story: Rihanna Reveals The Real Reason She Chopped Off Her Hair

Rihanna Reveals The Real Reason She Chopped Off Her Hair

SANTA BARBARA, California - Rihanna had just finished performing before a less than sell-out crowd in the recently opened Earthquake 3.9 Arena in Santa Barbara. She was sitting backstage in her dressing room when she agreed to an interview with Af...

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