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Funny story: Mitt Romney Bets Rick Perry $10,000 That Miley Cyrus Has Had A Boob Job

Mitt Romney Bets Rick Perry $10,000 That Miley Cyrus Has Had A Boob Job

SIOUX CITY, Iowa - in a clear sign that all of the GOP political debates are starting to take a toll on Mitt Romney now comes word that he has bet Rick Perry $10,000 that Miley Cyrus got a boob job. Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo has r...

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Funny story: Regarding Donald Trump's Debate, Perry, Romney, Bachmann, Paul, and Huntsman All Tell Him "No Way - Hair Spray!"

Regarding Donald Trump's Debate, Perry, Romney, Bachmann, Paul, and Huntsman All Tell Him "No Way - Hair Spray!"

NEW YORK CITY - Donald "The Hair Spray" Trump is just not accustomed to hearing the the little two-letter word "No." But the billionaire with the "Hairdo From Hell" has just heard it and heard it five (5) times from five of the GOP presidential ca...

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Funny story: Rick Perry's Muppet ad incites fans of show

Rick Perry's Muppet ad incites fans of show

AUSTIN, Tx. - Rick Perry, who has recently released a slew of 30-second spots promoting his stance on several points, continues to anger Democrats, this time by attacking the child-friendly Muppets. Entitled, "Those Rat-Bastard Heathen Communist M...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Furious At Only Being Allowed 89 Seconds To Speak At The Spartanburg, South Carolina GOP Debate

Ron Paul Furious At Only Being Allowed 89 Seconds To Speak At The Spartanburg, South Carolina GOP Debate

CARIBOU, Maine - Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, brought his campaign bus tour to Caribou, Maine, the town famous for being the place where the cell phone term 'sexting' was first used. Paul, 76, spoke to a crowd of 17 people who had gathered in th...

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Funny story: Rick Perry: "Israel, Is that where the Jews are?"

Rick Perry: "Israel, Is that where the Jews are?"

At last nights debate, the question of aid to Israel came sup. Rick Perry was the first to speak. Perry: "Israel, is that where the Jews are from?" The moderator confirmed this was true. Perry: "First of all, I don't think we should send aid to anybody!" The Tea Party crowd cheered. Perry: "Also, I don't think we should send aid to anybody who doesn't say who they are!" The crowd c...

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Funny story: Howdy! I Might Be Rick Perry!

Howdy! I Might Be Rick Perry!

Howdy! I'm Rick Perry, and I'm running for somethin' in Norway. Wait...that ain't quite right. I'm a dang ol' Texas boy, and I made these Gucci loafers...I mean, snake skin boots with a bear I caught with my own three hands. Confused? Me too. You see, after I went and started forgettin' stuff at the last debate, ma' campaign advisers decided it might temporarily boost my poll numbers if I...

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Funny story: Rick Perry's Popularity Goes Up 7 Points After His Appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman

Rick Perry's Popularity Goes Up 7 Points After His Appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman

NEW YORK CITY - Rick Perry did what every man, woman, and child in America has done at one time or another; he forgot the third item in a three part series. I recall my cousin Vinnie once telling me that his favorite candy bars were Three Musketee...

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Funny story: Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic

Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic

Simi Valley, California - Republican presidential contenders Rick Perry and Herman Cain have checked themselves into the Ronald Reagan Clinic for Memory Intervention. Publicly embarrassed by critical memory lapses last week, the two candidates are...

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Funny story: Rick Perry forgets name of agency, or department, or something

Rick Perry forgets name of agency, or department, or something

Presidential candidate Rick Perry made what may be the most devastating mistake in the history of this nation last night when he forgot the name of an agency he would eliminate. Or some department or office. Whatever it was, it was a mistake of epic...

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Funny story: Perry Finally Remembers Third Blonde He'd Cut from Herman Cain's Staff

Perry Finally Remembers Third Blonde He'd Cut from Herman Cain's Staff

Following the republican candidate debate at Oakland University where Governor Rick Perry had trouble remembering the third blonde woman he would recommend cutting from Herman Cain's staff, Perry finally blurted out the name of the woman in a follow...

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Funny story: Rick Perry wasn't high on Friday, just high on life

Rick Perry wasn't high on Friday, just high on life

Washington--Rick Perry is denying rumors that he was drunk or high when he spoke to some rich Republicans in Manchester, NH, on Friday. "I was not high, I was just high on life. I feel I am making a comeback in the polls, as 9-9-9er is doing a nos...

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Funny story: Rick Perry Incompetent at Finding Jesus on Amistad Street

Rick Perry Incompetent at Finding Jesus on Amistad Street

While touring the Midwest on the campaign trail, Rick Perry decided to take a detour to a fabled corner in the southern lands of America. A song speaks of a corner where the First path meets the road to Amistad. According to mythical radiological...

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Funny story: Nations' Conspiracy Minded Horses Continue their Search for the Elusive BigHoof

Nations' Conspiracy Minded Horses Continue their Search for the Elusive BigHoof

Hole in the Wall, MT. - A spokeshorse for the Alien BigHoof Association announced today that despite decades of intense investigations the fabled BigHoof continues to escape capture. The spokeshorse, who communicates with his human followers by...

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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

NORTH PLATTE, Nebraska - Texas Governor Rick Perry was up in Nebraska on a beef cattle selling business trip. The Lone Star state governor deals with one of the biggest steak providers in the entire nation Steaks 'R' Us. Governor Perry estimat...

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Funny story: The Amazing Reason Why New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney

The Amazing Reason Why New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Mitt Romney's The Mormon Master Bus Tour pulled into Oshkosh, Wisconsin, the town famous for having been the place where the first grilled cheese sandwich was grilled. "Old Mittens" spoke at an empty lot located next to a Pomp...

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Funny story: Rick Perry Vowed To Create Texas Illegal Immmigrant Magnets in Massachusetts If Romney Continues to Talk Trash

Rick Perry Vowed To Create Texas Illegal Immmigrant Magnets in Massachusetts If Romney Continues to Talk Trash

TEXAS - It has been nearly a week since the last GOP Presidential debate took place in Las Vegas but only one day since the top contenders have been trading blows in what is becoming a hostile end. After a long weekend of hunting dead monkeys, de...

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Funny story: Texas Governor Perry Calls for Washington to Secede

Texas Governor Perry Calls for Washington to Secede

Texas Governor Rick Perry said today that, if elected President, he would put in motion a secession plan for the nation's capitol, Washington, D.C. The recently announced presidential candidate hinted several years ago that Texas could secede should...

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