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Funny story: Kyla Ebbert joins Virgin Atlantic; Richard Branson hires her as the airlines official fashion consultant to help with its carbon-offset program

Kyla Ebbert joins Virgin Atlantic; Richard Branson hires her as the airlines official fashion consultant to help with its carbon-offset program

London, England - When Virgin Atlantic's Richard Branson, invited Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, to fly his airline free of charge, everyone thought it was just another of his brilliant stuns to monopolize on free media. Well, Branson may have ou...

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Funny story: Serious Fraud Squad glee as Branson eyes Northern Rock

Serious Fraud Squad glee as Branson eyes Northern Rock

City of London - (Ass Sting Mess): "It's not often the Fraud Squad and the FSA gets the chance to have a right laugh," Financial Services Authority chief executive Hector Sants said today.

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Funny story: Sky-Scraper for Beared Tit

Sky-Scraper for Beared Tit

Dashing money hoarding vagabond Richard Branson today spoke about his 'Virgin on the ridiculous' botched arse-exposing PR abseil down 'lucky for some' Palm's Casino on rising failure chat show 'Under Thatched Roof' with un...

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Funny story: Bearded Twit Hijacks New Missing Maddy Billboard Campaign

Bearded Twit Hijacks New Missing Maddy Billboard Campaign

Up to £80,000 from donations to the Madeleine Fund have been used for newspaper, television and billboard adverts starting today. However, the picture of a bearded twit, one of the UK's 210000 missing people, has been mistakenly used on the poste...

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Funny story: Branson's McCann legal fund will bomb same as his doomed Jet Convulsion Lab rocket

Branson's McCann legal fund will bomb same as his doomed Jet Convulsion Lab rocket

London - (Disaster Mess): Richard Branson has been warned that his £100,000 McCann legal defence fund will bomb in the same way as his Jet Convulsion Lab off-plan Virgin Intergalactic Shuttle which crashed into to Mojave desert in July this...

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Funny story: Branson trumps Murdoch on moral high ground YET AGAIN!

Branson trumps Murdoch on moral high ground YET AGAIN!

While Rupert Murdoch's evil Sky Media Empire was putting up its prices and breaching contracts, Virgin's boss, Richard Branson, touched by the plight of Leicestershire couple Kate and Gerry McCann

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Funny story: Branson chatshow tantrum over Virgin rocket that bombed

Branson chatshow tantrum over Virgin rocket that bombed

New York - (Ass Mess): Richard Branson has shown New York just what a puny prick he really is when his pitiful, massively over-inflated male ego sustained a brusing on a live chatshow hosted by Stephen Colbert.

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Funny story: Was Brian May's PhD astronomy thesis the brains behind Virgin's rocket disaster?

Was Brian May's PhD astronomy thesis the brains behind Virgin's rocket disaster?

London - (Asstronomy Mess): FBI investigators probing last week's fatal Virgin Intergalactic rocket blast have shifted their probe to Queen guitarist Brian May who is reported today to have handed in his astronomy PhD thesis for consideration by...

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Funny story: Virgin Boss Sir Richard Branson Tells Of His Notable 'Firsts'

Virgin Boss Sir Richard Branson Tells Of His Notable 'Firsts'

Sir Richard Branson has revealed in a magazine interview how, against his will, he came to be a member of the mile-high club as a teenager. He recalls in the interview in QG magazine, how he was sitting next to "a rather portly lady" who wouldn't...

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Funny story: Jet Convulsion Laboratory sold Branson doomed rocket pipe dream

Jet Convulsion Laboratory sold Branson doomed rocket pipe dream

Necker Island - (Farcical Press): Richard Branson is said to be livid that reporters have discovered his doomed space rocket venture was a cannabis bong pipe dream sold to him by a scam aerospace company that quickly closed down without a trace after...

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Funny story: Curse of the Challenger Space Shuttle blamed for Branson's disastrous Virgin Galactic blast

Curse of the Challenger Space Shuttle blamed for Branson's disastrous Virgin Galactic blast

Mojave Dessert, California - (Ass Mess): The Virgin Galactic disaster on Thursday has been blamed on copycat design flaws that saw the January 1986 destruction of the Space Shuttle Challenger according to aerospace loss adjustors.

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Funny story: Branson's Virgin space program bombs

Branson's Virgin space program bombs

Mojave Desert - (Daftass Mess): Richard Branson's megalomaniac aspirations to enter the space race have bombed with the news today that an explosion ripped apart a test of the rocket's propulsion system, leaving three engineers dead and thre...

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Funny story: Richard Branson In Close Encounter of the Third Kind Hot-Air Balloon Panic

Richard Branson In Close Encounter of the Third Kind Hot-Air Balloon Panic

Residents in one area of northern England were in shock last night after, what was initially thought to be a 'Close Encounter of the Third Kind' incident.

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Funny story: Virgin Outbids News Corp. for Dow Jones

Virgin Outbids News Corp. for Dow Jones

Virgin Media started a bidding war for Dow Jones today by offering $6 billion for the company, $1 billion more than previously offered by News Corporation.

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Funny story: Branson vs. Murdoch on Pay-Per-View

Branson vs. Murdoch on Pay-Per-View

It was today confirmed that Virgin Media mogul Richard Branson will fight Sky boss Rupert Murdoch in a Texas death match to decide who was right in the row over Sky channels.

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Funny story: Virgin David takes on Sky Goliath

Virgin David takes on Sky Goliath

Richard Branson's heroic Virgin Media Group has issued proceedings in the High Court against Rupert Murdoch's Sky Empire following Sky's alleged refusal to sell licences for its channels at a reasonable and fair price. The writ, drafted b...

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Funny story: Max Clifford sensationally fired by Shilpa Shetty

Max Clifford sensationally fired by Shilpa Shetty

Shilpa Shetty is rumoured to have sacked her recently appointed PR guru Max Clifford following comments he attributed to her about celebrity numbskull Jade Goody.

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