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Funny story: The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

DENVER - The Burger Miss Restaurant is a fast food hamburger franchise chain that is based in Sausalito, California. Company Spokesperson Bernie Butterbrick has just announced that one of the four Burger Miss Restaurants located in the greater Den...

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Funny story: Billionaire Bill Gates Wants To Buy Burger King

Billionaire Bill Gates Wants To Buy Burger King

MIAMI - Multi-billionaire Bill Gates visited the headquarters of Burger King and talked to the company's CEO about the possibility of him purchasing the global hamburger franchise chain. Gates mentioned that ever since he was 16½ he has dreamed ab...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Twerks A Hooter's Restaurant Hostess

Miley Cyrus Twerks A Hooter's Restaurant Hostess

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus says she spends about two hours each night trying to figure out ways to top herself in the eyes of the public. She recently went into a Hooter's Restaurant located in Venice Beach and before she left she had...

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Funny story: KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The spokesperson for KFC, Ty Picklefeather, has informed the news media that the fried chicken fast food franchise has agreed to remove the Confederate flags found out in the parking lot of some of its Southern restaurants.

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Funny story: Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

While chickens have no nuggets the whole process of fixing the favorite McDonalds bestseller can be sickening. The mechanically separated chicken are turned into this pink goop so we can create delicious chicken nuggets and even juicy chicken patt...

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Funny story: McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation wants to inform its customers that recent rumors which were tracked back to San Diego, California are positively false. Golden Arches spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that the fast food giant has...

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The Dairy Queen Corporation in a move to increase their sales of ice cream products has just developed a new dessert item. Columbus Vee, a representative with the fast food franchise chain stated that the new item is pres...

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Funny story: Now That Marijuana Is Legal - Restaurants In Colorado Have Added A New Food Item To Their Menus

Now That Marijuana Is Legal - Restaurants In Colorado Have Added A New Food Item To Their Menus

DENVER - The Colorado State Restaurant Coalition has informed the news media that most restaurants in the Rocky Mountain State have added a new item to their menus. CSRC Spokesperson Betty Fitzowitz remarked that effective with the January 1, law...

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Funny story: 'Excellent' Food Critic Loses It

'Excellent' Food Critic Loses It

World renowned food critic 'just one more' Larry Le Cellar-door last night shocked attendees at the '7even' restaurant a la 'fit to bursting' pub, aka 'tramp-shed', Chiswick. Everyone at the table had just sat down for their meals when Mr. Cellar...

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Funny story: Schlotzsky's To Change Its Name

Schlotzsky's To Change Its Name

AUSTIN - The Schlotzsky's sandwich franchise chain has just announced that it plans to change the corporate name in 2014. Schlotzsky's Spokesperson Ashley Gail Tiarafelli stated that after hiring an independent research agency, it was determined t...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert has just stated that he will never appear on the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty no matter how much money he is offered. Lambert had just finished performing a concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cuc...

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Funny story: Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

ORLANDO, Florida - Red Lobster Spokeswoman Bree Hugginharpee has just informed the news media of a change that the seafood franchise Red Lobster has decided to make. The company's board of directors decided that the company would keep the name Red...

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Funny story: Long John Silver's To Introduce The Piranha Sandwich

Long John Silver's To Introduce The Piranha Sandwich

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The Long John Silver's Corporation is getting ready to introduce what is perhaps its most interesting menu item in its 45 year history. Elmendorf Butterbox, a representative for the fish restaurant chain stated that the Pira...

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Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Duckburger Diner To Open Soon

The Duck Dynasty Duckburger Diner To Open Soon

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - A spokesperson for the Robertson family has just announced that plans have been finalized and Duck Dynasty Inc. will soon be opening up its first Duck Dynasty Duckburger Diner. The premier restaurant is being built in Loui...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Slaps, Chokes Amy Poehler

Taylor Swift Slaps, Chokes Amy Poehler

Apparently Taylor Swift is still angry about the Golden Globes duo of Poehler and Tina Fey, slapped Amy Poehler in a Hollywood restaurant over the weekend. Sources say that Taylor Swift is at war with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. She is slashing out...

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Funny story: Arkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name

Arkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name

LITTLE ROCK - The governor of Arkansas has sent a letter to the home office of Chick-Fil-A in Atlanta, Georgia. The letter respectfully asks that the chicken franchise please change the name of their restaurants located within the state from Chick...

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Funny story: Australian Pisstro Restaurant to open in Knightsbridge

Australian Pisstro Restaurant to open in Knightsbridge

Australia, keen to establish its cultural presence on a Global scale is to open a Pisstro restaurant in Horrids, Knightsbridge. Michelin 4 tyre chef, Johnny Craddock will be serving up from a whopping 1000 different burger choices, chips and bak...

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