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Funny story: Siege of Onion Compound Ends! Military Withdraws and Declares Victory.

Siege of Onion Compound Ends! Military Withdraws and Declares Victory.

Unconfirmed Sources report that US Forces have withdrawn from the area surrounding the embattled Onion Compound. The surprise pullout began last night after negotiations broke down with the staff of the The Onion. As the trucks and tanks left the are...

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Funny story: FCC to Use Stocks and Stoning to Enforce Rules!

FCC to Use Stocks and Stoning to Enforce Rules!

Unconfirmed Sources report FCC chairmen Michael Powell plans to revive old forms of discipline to enforce decency standards. An internal FCC report commissioned by Powell has outlined the new program for punishing those who violate FCC rules.

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Funny story: Administration Seeks Shredding Contractor

Administration Seeks Shredding Contractor

Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush administration has quietly sought bids for post election document shredding. The shredding contract is said to be the largest ever bid by an american shredding company. Our sources indicate that the estimated...

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Funny story: Congressmen To Start Investment Company!

Congressmen To Start Investment Company!

Unconfirmed Sources report members of congress to start investment company. A recent study points out congressmen gain an average return on their invests seven times greater than those of the average investor. The new venture is to be called "Be...

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Funny story: Siege of Onion Compound Enters 74th day!

Siege of Onion Compound Enters 74th day!

Unconfirmed sources report that the government forces surrounding the Onion compound are near the breaking point. Round the clock bombing and continued raids against the fortified compound have yielded nothing except more dead and more recriminations...

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Funny story: Labour considers Abolishing BBC

Labour considers Abolishing BBC

A labour Press Release today confirmed that a recent report commissioned by the Cabinet office has recommended the abolition of the BBC.

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Funny story: Tory shadow chancellor dies of five minute fame shock

Tory shadow chancellor dies of five minute fame shock

Shadow Chancellor Oliver Letwin has died of shock after being told his keynote speech on Conservative spending policies was the focus of the first report on BBC daytime news.

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Funny story: The SuperBooB HalfTime Report

The SuperBooB HalfTime Report

The fallout of the boobtube Mystery...

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Funny story: Hutton Report causes radioactivity worldwide

Hutton Report causes radioactivity worldwide

The Hutton report which induced a permanently vacant smile on the face of Tony Blair, had near fatal consequences for BBC World Service listeners across the world.

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