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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Confused When Random Girl Tries to Break Up with Him

Brooklyn Man Confused When Random Girl Tries to Break Up with Him

Josh Adams of Brooklyn, New York, was confused when a random girl, whom he'd hung out with maybe a dozen times over the course of a few months, told him that she needed to break up with him. "She caught me totally off guard," said Josh of the gir...

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Funny story: Men Everywhere Truly Embracing Valentine’s Day

Men Everywhere Truly Embracing Valentine’s Day

No longer considering it a contrived, commercially-motivated holiday to be observed solely out of obligation, men everywhere have come to truly embrace Valentine’s Day, indicates a recent nationwide poll. One Valentine's Day enthusiast, Harold Bro...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Receives Bad News Over Telephone Line

Nashville Man Receives Bad News Over Telephone Line

Last evening, as the shadows were growing longer and the sun was on the verge of giving up hope completely, singer-songwriter Luke Crosby of Nashville, Tennessee, received some extremely bad news over the telephone line: he learned that his baby had...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Really F***s Up

Nashville Man Really F***s Up

Undeterred by his friends’ comments that coquettishly sexy Amanda Schumaker, blue-blooded daughter of the CEO of a national fast food chain, was way out of his league, Luke Hayden of Nashville, Tennessee, successfully pursued the society belle, only...

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Funny story: Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Former freelance musician, Leona Warwick, 28, has finally decided to stop being half a person, and complete her life by getting a boyfriend. "After I left university, I travelled a lot, worked hard to pursue my dreams, and was earning a living doi...

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Funny story: Dr. Quigley Answers Ladies' Psychosexual Questions

Dr. Quigley Answers Ladies' Psychosexual Questions

Dear Dr Quigley My husband suffers from recurrent migraines, but his GP always insists on personally taking a sample of semen whenever he sees her. He looks forward to this regular treatment but I am not sure this is helping him, as he doesn't seem to have the same energy as before, which is disappointing. Is there anything I can do? Mrs. S. Perm-Donor, Balham. Mrs. Perm-Donor, your husband ha...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Rises like a Phoenix from the Ashes of His Shattered Relationship

Nashville Man Rises like a Phoenix from the Ashes of His Shattered Relationship

Carl Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, recently rose like a phoenix from the ashes of his shattered six-year relationship with his (now) ex-girlfriend Carla Jones. “People used to joke around all the time about our names,” recalled Carl. “They'd tel...

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Funny story: Online Couple Decide to Go on an Actual Date

Online Couple Decide to Go on an Actual Date

Happy couple Jake Reed and Marla Moss, who first encountered each other over five months ago on the online dating site Bumble, have decided to take their relationship to the next level and go on an actual date. For the first three months after th...

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Funny story: Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

To his dismay, penthouse playboy Earl Cook says that he's encountered unexpected difficulties in finding a quality mistress due to his intense aversion to spending money on anyone other than himself. An impressive example of pull-yourself-up-by-yo...

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Funny story: New Year's Revelation! New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For

New Year's Revelation! New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For

At the age of 33, Giselle Watson of New York City was still single, and for the life of her, she couldn't understand why. "Actually, that's not quite true," Giselle admits now with an embarrassed smile, catching herself in her own lie. "I'd let my...

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Funny story: New Girlfriends Require Breakup Fee

New Girlfriends Require Breakup Fee

New York City, NY - Women across New York City now require breakup fees before they agree to a second date. The women can demand the fee payment only if the relationship doesn't work out. "It goes like this," said one woman who asked not to be n...

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Funny story: Man with New Girl Friend Already Working on Next One

Man with New Girl Friend Already Working on Next One

After mutually agreeing to have a committed relationship with his current girlfriend Sally Besman, Washington, DC man Eli Cummings has gone online to various dating websites in search of his next girlfriend. Mr. Cummings present girlfriend is pr...

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Funny story: Giuliani: "I'd Rather Blow Donald Trump Than F**k Hillary Clinton"

Giuliani: "I'd Rather Blow Donald Trump Than F**k Hillary Clinton"

Rudy Giuliani's spirited defense of Donald Trump in the face of mounting odds against his success as a presidential candidate has caused some to question the nature of their relationship. Giuliani only raised more questions about that relationshi...

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Funny story: Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

London, UK, Britain, England - It appears that after the torrid and heart-wrenching breakup (which Brexit's boyfriend, E.U. didn't really think she had the nerve to do) she's really leaving this time! But now after storming out, she's forgotten t...

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Funny story: Girlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"

Girlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"

CANTON, OH--Exhibiting an almost complete lack of knowledge about the Star Wars universe, with questions such as, "Which one is Darth Vader?", and "So the Force is like magic?", sources confirmed, Wednesday, that area woman, Jen Calderson, provoked t...

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Funny story: Sick rich uncle's inheritance money only thing keeping couple together

Sick rich uncle's inheritance money only thing keeping couple together

Gavin Diskerud and Ruth Diskerud's relationship has been said to be on a verge of breakup for some time. However sources close to them claim the only thing keeping the couple together is the prospect of them inheriting money from Gavin Diskerud's ri...

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Funny story: Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Carson, Calif. - Business has never been better for Max Splitski, a divorce lawyer in the Los Angeles area. And his recent surge in clientele has all come from the very same place - the exit door at the IKEA, just down the road from his offices. "...

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