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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Auction Off Bras and Panties To Help Pay For Her Rehab Stay

Lindsay Lohan To Auction Off Bras and Panties To Help Pay For Her Rehab Stay

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has now been at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic for three weeks. And the Hollywood starlet is reportedly so bored she is starting to chew on the bedspread. An unnamed source said that Lindsay pretty much keeps to hers...

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Funny story: Lindsay "Rehab" Lohan Illegally Buys A Bottle of Beer For $19

Lindsay "Rehab" Lohan Illegally Buys A Bottle of Beer For $19

LOS ANGELES - A source who works at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage has told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Lindsay Lohan (patient #73013) wants to leave the rehab center so bad she can taste it. The source stated to BPT's Carolina Ch...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Police Department is reporting that Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic patient #73013 was making plans to escape from the rehab facility. Officer W.K. Ruskinriggins with the LAPD said that he was called to the rehab...

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Funny story: President Obama Says Lindsay Lohan Texted Him Asking That He Issue A Rehab Clinic Pardon

President Obama Says Lindsay Lohan Texted Him Asking That He Issue A Rehab Clinic Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House press conference to inform the news media on the upcoming Health Care reforms that deal with American citizens over the age of 90. After he covered that subject he was asked if the rumor that h...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voted The Most Messed Up Patient In The Entire Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Voted The Most Messed Up Patient In The Entire Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Well it did not take the little lost Hollywood starlet long before she caused problems at her new surroundings at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles. The clinic's executive director Cayenne Gayla Wheatgrass told m...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: I Ain't Going To Rehab And No One Can Make Me Go!

Lindsay Lohan: I Ain't Going To Rehab And No One Can Make Me Go!

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan apparently thinks that she is the Queen of The World as she has thumbed her nose (again) at the California judicial system treating them as if they are simply a whole bunch of Moe's, Larry's, Curly's, and Lucy's. Lohan...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At The Wrong Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At The Wrong Rehab Clinic

NEWPORT BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan is without a doubt the luckiest female in the entire United States. The Hollywood Starbrat has committed all kinds of misdemeanors, automobile accidents, jewelry thefts, parole violations, and she still co...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Blames Her Downward Spiraling Career on Lindsay Lohan

Paris Hilton Blames Her Downward Spiraling Career on Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Hollywood rich girl who likes to pride herself in being one of Tinsel Town's top celebutantes, Paris Hilton is trying to get back into the celluloid spotlight. It is no secret that Hilton thoroughly resents all of the extensi...

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Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones Reveals The Real Reason She Is Going Into Rehab

Catherine Zeta-Jones Reveals The Real Reason She Is Going Into Rehab

SANTA MONICA - Catherine Zeta-Jones said that she is so stressed out she decided to take an R&R trip down to sun-drenched Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. But she pointed out that the city is currently bustling with tourists due to the Annual Jalapeno...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

INDIO, California - Rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan has shown that she is anything but shy as she has made an astounding request of the Los Angeles County Courthouse authorities. Lohan, who is due to begin her rehab process on May 2, at The Henry &...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil

Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil

SAN PAULO, Brazil - It appears that rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan is not quite ready to hang up her drinking glass just yet. The Hollywood starlet known as The Freckle Faced Train Wreck flew down to Brazil (no pun intended) to film a commercial for Yu...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Law as She Parties, Parties, and Parties

Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Law as She Parties, Parties, and Parties

SANTA MONICA - Apparently Lindsay Lohan is still the luckiest girl in the entire United States as she was seen partying at Santa Monica's Inebriated Hippo Lounge without a worry in the world. Never mind that she had just been sentenced to serve 90...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Planning On Fleeing To Mexico

Lindsay Lohan Is Planning On Fleeing To Mexico

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan confessed to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is not going to be couped up in a rehab clinic for no 90 days and she is seriously considering fleeing the U.S. and going down to Mexico. Lohan made a phone call to Be...

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Funny story: Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan Is Treated Like A Damn Queen By The Legal System

Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan Is Treated Like A Damn Queen By The Legal System

LOS ANGELES - Well ladies and gentleman, once again, Lindsay Lohan has shown the nation and the civilized world that just like she's said several times, she is just much too pretty to go to prison. Lohan could have actually called in her latest co...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Suggests Justin Bieber Get Into Rehab Soon

Ann Coulter Suggests Justin Bieber Get Into Rehab Soon

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter is well-noted for butting into everyone's business and not just those in the political arena. She has made comments directed towards sports figures, television personalities, movie celebrities, music artists, and circu...

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Funny story: Carrie Fisher Blames All of Her Problems on Princess Leia

Carrie Fisher Blames All of Her Problems on Princess Leia

LOS ANGELES - Carrie Fisher recently stated that she feels that her stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic is going to do her some good. The 56-year-old daughter of Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher spoke with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato's Bombshell Revelation

Demi Lovato's Bombshell Revelation

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato, 20, has just announced quite a Tinsel Town revelation. She told Bedroom Pillow Talk that she came very close to quitting her judge's position on X-Factor. Lovato, who last year spent three months in two different rehab...

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