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Funny story: Man Fakes Coma For 2 Years, Now Comatose

Man Fakes Coma For 2 Years, Now Comatose

Alabama - A man who had recently won a multi-state lottery faked being in a coma for 2 years to see who was worthy of being included in his will. Ricky Ray Rayfield woke up after 2 years of hospitalization to the relief and horror of his famil...

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Funny story: Seatbelts Cause Decline in Family Discipline

Seatbelts Cause Decline in Family Discipline

Detroit - Researchers here have concluded that since the advent of the use of seatbelts in the early sixties traffic related fatalities have declined appreciably along with family discipline. Sociologists have long attributed the decline in famil...

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Funny story: Oh, Deere, Cockshutt Shut Out!

Oh, Deere, Cockshutt Shut Out!

GLENROCK, WYO., USA Things took a turn for the worse during the annual Patriotic Olde Tyme Tractor Pull and Parade which kicked off Redneck Days 2009 when long time entrant and four time tractor pull grand champion Ives Trophez, 76, lined up for the...

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Funny story: Deranged Redneck Spoof Writer Blows Up San Francisco Onion Headquarters

Deranged Redneck Spoof Writer Blows Up San Francisco Onion Headquarters

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A less than regular contributor to The Spoof known as Morse drove a Yellow Rider truck full of explosives to California late last night and blew up the San Francisco Onion's home office. Security cameras caught site of the vitr...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Epidemic Tests America's Readiness for 'Perfect Redneck Storm'

Swine Flu Epidemic Tests America's Readiness for 'Perfect Redneck Storm'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Fire drills are a great way for kids to practice how to safely evacuate a building in an emergency situation. Most fire drills involve hundreds, even thousands of kids being emptied from a building in a mere 3 to 4 minutes, quite...

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Funny story: Rednecks of America To Billy Bob Thornton - "Shut Up Already!"

Rednecks of America To Billy Bob Thornton - "Shut Up Already!"

Cletus Huckabee IV, President of the Redneck Association of America, has one thing to say to actor, screenwriter, performer Billy Bob Thornton. "SHUT THE F*&% UP". After enduring the scorn of millions of Youtubers for his scornful treatment of...

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Funny story: "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" Causes Patrons' Spontaneous Chase Sequence at County Fair

"Foggy Mountain Breakdown" Causes Patrons' Spontaneous Chase Sequence at County Fair

Chaos broke out at a recent Tennessee local county fair when a performing band played the banjo favorite "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" and the patrons began chasing each other around in vehicles and even on foot. "It was surreal. Everybody was r...

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Funny story: Maxwell Man Completes Steinbeck Novel

Maxwell Man Completes Steinbeck Novel

Sitting at his favorite booth at the Hoot N' Holler restaurant and drinking his sixth cup of Joe, local farmer/carpenter Buddy "Arthur" Joe Brooks looks as normal and well-adjusted as can be. Yet, there's more to this 49-year-old than first meets the...

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Funny story: Redneck Bible Interpretation: Genesis 1:1 - 2:3

Redneck Bible Interpretation: Genesis 1:1 - 2:3

The Story of Creation Genesis 1:1 - 2:3 In the beginning, before God got to creating stuff there weren't much around. 'Cept darkness and water. Nothing else, though. God would fix that PDQ. The first day God must've got tired of wandering around in the dark because He made light. I reckon He was happy with it 'cause He seperated from it the dark- sorta like you would put all your bolts in o...

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Funny story: Jeff Foxworthy to Translate Bible into 'Redneck'

Jeff Foxworthy to Translate Bible into 'Redneck'

Atlanta, GA- American comedian Jeff Foxworthy of 'You might be a redneck' fame is a very busy man. In addition to hosting top rated prime time game show, 'Are you Smarter that a 5th Grader?'; creating and headlining the wildly successful Blue Collar...

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Funny story: Westchester Man One With Nature

Westchester Man One With Nature

Westchester resident Elmer Joe "Wildman" Snotgrass, 29, said Monday that the harsh circumstances of the natural world are what inspire him to commit spontaneous acts of a brutal nature with twisted thoughts. "Ah Mother Nature, red as blood in her...

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Funny story: Redneck driving licence application

Redneck driving licence application

Last name: ________________ First name (check appropriate box): [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth-Ann Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mech...

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Funny story: "Racist, Redneck, Real Readneck" PA. Residents Respond to Murtha: Congressman Dickhead!

"Racist, Redneck, Real Readneck" PA. Residents Respond to Murtha: Congressman Dickhead!

Hershey,Pa - Outraged Pennsylvania Constituents responded to their Congressional Representative John "Unindicted Abscam Co-Conspirator" Murtha's derogatory remarks about them in unprecedented fury. The former Car Wash Owner and Marine Drill Serg...

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Funny story: Rednecks to take the world to court over abuse of Shit Creek name

Rednecks to take the world to court over abuse of Shit Creek name

The Rednecks of Shit Creek, Arkansas, are taking the remainder of the world to court as a result of the current economic climate. The population of Shit Creek is becoming completely brassed-off at the number of visitors continually arriving in the...

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Funny story: The ABC's of Telling Whether You Are White Trash or a Red Neck

The ABC's of Telling Whether You Are White Trash or a Red Neck

No, I am not talking about the garbage decomposing in your backyard; I am talking about you and your trashy white or black ass. Here are the ABC's you need to ask yourself when pondering whether you are that red neck on the block: Asses are something to let hang out of everything Bras are for stiff elitists; let's just go all-natural! Cussing out every person in sight in public is sure w...

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Funny story: Rural U.S. Takes Worst Hit as Gas Tops $4 Average

Rural U.S. Takes Worst Hit as Gas Tops $4 Average

Gas prices are starting to hit rural America the hardest, but the pain is not being felt uniformly. Across broad swaths of the South, Southwest and the upper Great Plains, the combination of low incomes, high gas prices and heavy dependence on pickup...

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Funny story: Gay Country Singer Causing Rednecks, Hicks to Question Their Sexuality

Gay Country Singer Causing Rednecks, Hicks to Question Their Sexuality

NAHSVILLE, TN - At first glance Julian looks like your typical country music star. He's got the cowboy hat pulled low, the sleeves of his Western shirt rolled to his elbows, and his boots brightly polished. On further inspection, however, one n...

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