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Funny story: Red Sox Luck Bound to Change or Your Money Back

Red Sox Luck Bound to Change or Your Money Back

Red Sox so far this season have been struck by lightning. As Jacoby Ellsbury and Dustin Pedroia flew into Fort Myers for their training time, the plane carrying them was struck by lightning. No one was hurt, but a good scare was had by all. Wha...

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Funny story: Red Sox Accused of Filling Lineup with Horsemeat

Red Sox Accused of Filling Lineup with Horsemeat

The scandal in France about tainted burgers and lasagna may have spread to Boston's vaunted leaders in the horse race sweepstakes formerly known as baseball. Some fans are accusing the Sox of using imitation meat in the batting order. In a press r...

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Funny story: 162 Chances Exceeds Both Reach and Grasp of Red Sox

162 Chances Exceeds Both Reach and Grasp of Red Sox

The Boston Red Sox have a new campaign to win back fans. They are insisting they have 162 chances to redeem themselves. Cats only have nine lives, but the Red Sox are defying the odds-makers from Las Vegas. They could win 162 games, though base...

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Funny story: Boston Celtics Follow the Red Sox Into Oblivion

Boston Celtics Follow the Red Sox Into Oblivion

Doc Rivers is flirting with the idea of firing himself. Perhaps he has lost the team in the same way that Terry Francona lost the Red Sox. We wait for the fake press conference when the owners of the Celtics claim that the time for Doc to move on...

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Funny story: Boston Red Sox Marketing Department Proposals for 2013

Boston Red Sox Marketing Department Proposals for 2013

In an effort to meet the demands of co-owner Tom Werner who wants the team to show more sex appeal and provide more soap opera life stories to the pink hat brigade, the Marketing Department is scrambling to keep their jobs. An inside expose, on a...

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Funny story: Predictions for 2013 in Boston Sports

Predictions for 2013 in Boston Sports

With a crystal ball, Tarot cards, a celestial map, and runes from the Mayan culture, we are finally ready to predict the sports moments you can count on in 2013. Of course, like all prognosticators of the medium variety, we expect that no one will...

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Funny story: Mike Napoli: the new Dick Stuart

Mike Napoli: the new Dick Stuart

Two years ago we called Carl Crawford, signed by the Red Sox as the reincarnation of Roman Meijias, the home run hitting bust the Sox traded for in 1962. We were so wrong. Meijias lasted two full seasons, not hitting and sinking slowly, and Carl C...

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Funny story: Hiawatha Cherington Keeps Money in the Banks of Gitche Gumee

Hiawatha Cherington Keeps Money in the Banks of Gitche Gumee

Red Sox GM Ben Cherington did not do himself or the fans any favors with his latest in-depth interview with Boston's ravenous media. Having been denied both red meat about the Red Sox and cream puffs to toss around, the media asked Mr. Cherington...

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Funny story: Home Sweet Home Ain't Boston for John Lackey

Home Sweet Home Ain't Boston for John Lackey

Red Sox pitcher John Lackey looks like a sluggish starter on the surface, but his opulent home belongs in the world of Britney Spears and Jay-Z. Realtor.com has posted photos of the mansion, now for sale for a cool $10,000,000 (that's in the milli...

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Funny story: Red Sox Beat Glacier Receding to North Pole

Red Sox Beat Glacier Receding to North Pole

If it seems like the Boston Red Sox are asleep at the switch, you may be right. This week alone, the Red Sox ignored the sound of a tree falling in the woods. The Miami Marlins traded all the pitching and shortstops the Sox could have used to thei...

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Funny story: Free Agents David Ortiz and Kevin Youkilis Look at Red Sox

Free Agents David Ortiz and Kevin Youkilis Look at Red Sox

The Red Sox have hung tough with David Ortiz. Now with days to go, the eyeball blinking has yet to commence. Reports filter out that the Sox will hold Ortiz to a one-year contract. This should be enough to drive Ortiz apoplectic and to taking his...

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Funny story: Dudley Do-Right to the Rescue: John Farrell Rides into Boston

Dudley Do-Right to the Rescue: John Farrell Rides into Boston

Ever since John Farrell rode west to the Toronto Blue Jays, Red Sox ownership has suffered a bad case of the blues every time he came to town. Now Farrell has been restored to the position of Cardinal (no longer a Jay) in the Cathedral of Boston.

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Funny story: Yankees Blame Their Fans' Booing For Loss To Detroit

Yankees Blame Their Fans' Booing For Loss To Detroit

NEW YORK CITY - Former New York Yankee great Yogi Berra once said, "'ey if ya can't stand da kitchen get outta da friggin heat." Years later, while appearing on The View, the good looking Yogi (tsk-tsk) corrected himself and remarked that what he...

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Funny story: Boston Teams Compete for Felix Baumgartner

Boston Teams Compete for Felix Baumgartner

Who's faster than a speeding bullet heading nowhere? Who's able to sink like a stone in a pond? If you know someone like that, then Boston sports teams want your services. Boston's once glorious franchises are desperately looking for the right pe...

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Funny story: Red Sox announce radical replacement for Bobby V

Red Sox announce radical replacement for Bobby V

Boston Red Sox and Liverpool FC owner John Henry today announced that the Boston Red Sox were teaming up with scientists from the University of Liverpool to clone George Herman 'Babe' Ruth to replace Bobby Valentine who was fired after the Sox failed...

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Funny story: Turnabout is Fair Play as Patriots Turn Bills on Their Heels

Turnabout is Fair Play as Patriots Turn Bills on Their Heels

At first New England Patriot fans suspected that their team had caught a bad virus from the Red Sox. The first half against the Bills looked putrid. Welker and Gronkowski fumbled and dropped catches. Gostkowsky missed a couple of field goals, and...

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Funny story: Red Sox Keep Fans in the Comfort Zone

Red Sox Keep Fans in the Comfort Zone

Our fantasy Red Sox team is hitting its stride as the season caves in over our heads. For fifteen years our Red Sox team has provided us with consistent winning teams. We feel complacent and spoiled. We checked our roster-and Kevin Youkilis is alw...

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