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Funny story: David Cameron: I did not have sexual relations with that horse

David Cameron: I did not have sexual relations with that horse

Under pressure British Prime Minister David Cameron held a press conference today to deny having sex with a horse lent to Rupert Murdoch lacky Rebecca Crooks by the Metropolitan Police. Mr Cameron was in Brussels for yet another EU summit, but the...

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Funny story: David Cameron's saddle sores go viral

David Cameron's saddle sores go viral

London - YouBoob! footage of his bot's follyculitis (sic) swamped the internet today amid reports 'Raisa' wasn't the only Met gift horse ridden by the British Prime Monster. The video shows a callus (sic) covered arse and associated abrasions typi...

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Funny story: '14 hands of horseflesh between yer legs, eh Dave? '

'14 hands of horseflesh between yer legs, eh Dave? '

London - A damage limitation exercise is under way tonight after someone posted 'doctored' pictures on the internet of David Cameron's face superimposed onto a bare-chested image of Vladimir Putin riding his favorite white charger 'Cool Sun'. Down...

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Funny story: Rebekah's gift horse from Scotland Yard 'was a Trojan'

Rebekah's gift horse from Scotland Yard 'was a Trojan'

London - Officers from the Met's Mounted Branch played an absolute blinder it was revealed today as details emerged of a gift whorse (sic) loaned to Rebekah Brooks back in 2008. A twelve year old nag - nicknamed 'Elveden' after a Met probe into do...

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Funny story: Bairns Night farrowing sees Rebekah Brooks become a Mom

Bairns Night farrowing sees Rebekah Brooks become a Mom

London - Scarlett Holly Mary Brooks weighed in at 6lbs 1oz at sunset on Burns Night at the Portland Clinic in London's West End. The unnamed brood mare - er...surrogate mother! - delivered at 37 weeks to make Rebekah and racehorse trainer husband...

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Funny story: Florence dumps Harry amid vile rumors he's Rebekah Brooks/Nick Clegg's spawn

Florence dumps Harry amid vile rumors he's Rebekah Brooks/Nick Clegg's spawn

London - Blonde lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce has pulled the plug on her Prince Harry romance after some 'horrid' DNA test results. The royal impostor, who has made a megabux living impersonating Harry, is livid at being rumbled by what...

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Funny story: Magnetic Bin Inventor Apologises to Rebekah Brooks

Magnetic Bin Inventor Apologises to Rebekah Brooks

A entrepreneurial scientist has apologised to Rebekah Brooks after his latest invention got her into trouble with the police. The police were called in to investigate after a bin man found Rebekah Brooks' computer in the scientist's bin. Upon be...

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Funny story: Marbles meets Murdoch with a custard pie

Marbles meets Murdoch with a custard pie

Rupert Murdoch escaped intense scrutiny from the Select Committee after being hit in the face by a custard pie thrown by 'artist' Johnny Marbles. All was not as it seemed, however. Under fairly light police interrogation, Marbles cracked. "W...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Hires Casey Anthony Attorney, Flees to Undisclosed Location After Testimony in Commons!

Rebekah Brooks Hires Casey Anthony Attorney, Flees to Undisclosed Location After Testimony in Commons!

Rebekuh Brooks, former News of the World secretary, elevated to Editor of the Rupert Murdoch News Empire, testified before the House of Commons today addressing members of the Committee on Culture (sic), Media and Sports regarding revelations of pho...

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Funny story: Whorseriding with Cameron: I was spoofed moans Rebekah

Whorseriding with Cameron: I was spoofed moans Rebekah

London - Rebekah Brooks has vigorously denied sharing a bareback saddle with the Prime Minister. "That would be incest," Medusa-curled Mrs B told the Commons Culture/Media/Sports committee. Or being in a betting syndicate with the First Lord of...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks to star in Last Night I Went to Wapping Again

Rebekah Brooks to star in Last Night I Went to Wapping Again

Sexy, flame haired, femme fatale Rebekah Brooks is to star as a modern day Rebecca in an updated film version of the classic Daphne Du Maurier melodrama. The blockbuster movie, Last Night I Went To Wapping Again, will be directed by talented neig...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks meets Carrot Top in secret

Rebekah Brooks meets Carrot Top in secret

Rebekah Brooks recently heard about the resemblance noted between herself and US Comedian 'Carrot Top'. She was so intrigued that she set up a secret meeting with Scott (his real name). They sat down at a small table in a basement cafe downtown L...

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Funny story: Carol Burnett says Rebeka Brooks Giving Redheads a Bad Name!

Carol Burnett says Rebeka Brooks Giving Redheads a Bad Name!

US comedy star Carol Burnett is furious over the UK scandal involving former News of the World editor (sic) Rebekah Brooks, saying the unkempt redhead is bringing disrepute to the small minority of redheaded women seen favourably in the public eye.

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Shares A Cell With Fizz Off Coronation Street - Prison Staff Confused

Rebekah Brooks Shares A Cell With Fizz Off Coronation Street - Prison Staff Confused

It hasn't been confirmed yet, and quite frankly, it sounds quite hard to believe - a bit like an article in the Daily Mail - but apparently, former head of the News Of The World, Rebekah Brooks, has been banged up in a cell at Strangeways prison, Man...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie was webbed up with Grant Mitchell

Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie was webbed up with Grant Mitchell

Revelations about the murky criminal past of Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie Brooks have rocked the Establishment. Charlie Brooks, now masquerading as an aristocrat novelist, is believed to have been involved in cocaine addiction, prostitution an...

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Funny story: Close friend of Rebekah Brooks reveals that Rebekah has a crush on Ireland's Darren Clarke. Oldest winner of Open Championship since 1967

Close friend of Rebekah Brooks reveals that Rebekah has a crush on Ireland's Darren Clarke. Oldest winner of Open Championship since 1967

A close friend of Rebekah Brooks has revealed that whilst other women are out there chasing after football stars, such as Chicharito and John Terry, Rebekah has a really big crush on Ireland's golfer, Darren Clarke, 42 years of age. Darren is the...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks vehemently denies that she has any knowledge of the Mystery Blonde's identity

Rebekah Brooks vehemently denies that she has any knowledge of the Mystery Blonde's identity

The rumour that Rebekah Brooks actually knows the identity of The Mystery Blonde is said to be just that, a rumour. Rebekah denies any knowledge of The Mystery Blonde although people are asking each other how Rebekah can be believed after all that...

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